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Buxom Wench
09-01-2006, 10:11 PM
"The Wicker Man" unintentionally funny

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20060901/film_nm/film_wickerman_dc

"The Wicker Man" unintentionally funny By Frank Scheck
2 hours, 23 minutes ago



Far more ambitious and stylish than most of today's horror crop, Neil LaBute's remake of the 1973 U.K. cult classic "The Wicker Man" unfortunately still falls far short of its mark.

Unlikely to inspire a passionate following similar to the original, the film, which opened Friday without screened in advance for critics, ultimately induces more titters than dread.

LaBute has long explored the relationship between the sexes in his work, and he has infused this version of the story -- about a policeman in search of a missing little girl who travels to a remote island populated by a perverse pagan society -- with a feminist touch. Replacing the original's Christopher Lee as the leader of the clan is Ellen Burstyn, who presides over a female-dominated population in which the men are essentially the worker bees.

The film begins creepily enough with a strikingly staged pretitle sequence in which Edward Malus (Nicolas Cage), a California motorcycle cop, watches in horror as a mother and her little girl are incinerated in their car after a crash. The emotionally fragile cop is thus more vulnerable to an urgent message from Willow (Kate Beahan), the fianc饠who dumped him years earlier. Writing from a remote island called Summersisle in the Pacific Northwest, she begs him to help her find her missing daughter.

Arriving on the island after great difficulty, he finds a strange agrarian society dependent on its harvesting of honey. The women, all addressed as "Sister," treat him with frostiness and suspicion, while the men are strangely silent. He encounters obstacle after obstacle while attempting to find the girl, nearly dying from drowning and bee stings in the process. Ultimately, he discovers that the reason for his presence on the island has more sinister ramifications than he possibly could have imagined.

Director-screenwriter LaBute is unable to invest this strange gothic material with the requisite degree of menace. A more accomplished stylist might have pulled it off, or possibly the film might have worked as a delirious black comedy. The filmmaker goes somewhat in the latter direction, abetted by Cage's expert slow-burn reactions to the bizarre situations he encounters. But the film, which eschews the eroticism and religious subtexts of the original, eventually lapses into unintentional humor, with such lines delivered by the actor as "Something bad is about to happen, I can feel it" (uttered after about 100 bad things already have happened) and his warning one woman to "Step away from the bike" inducing giggles. By the time of the intended horrific climactic scene, which includes Cage in a bear suit and Burstyn in face paint looking like Braveheart, things have gone irretrievably downhill.

It's too bad because for a good part of its running time, "Wicker Man" exerts a real fascination. It also boasts terrific production values, including beautiful widescreen cinematography, a suitably eerie score by Angelo Badalamenti and creepily effective performances from supporting players Frances Conroy, Molly Parker, Leelee Sobieski and Diane Delano.

End credits include a dedication to the late musician Johnny Ramone, who apparently sparked Cage's interest in a remake.

CAST:

Edward Malus: Nicolas Cage

Sister Summersisle: Ellen Burstyn

Sister Willow: Kate Beahan

Dr. Moss: Frances Conroy

Sister Rose: Molly Parker

Sister Honey: Leelee Sobieski

Sister Beech: Diane Delano

Director-screenwriter: Neil LaBute; Producers: Nicolas Cage, Norm Golightly, Avi Lerner, Randall Emmett, John Thompson, Boaz Davidson; Executive producers: George Furla, Joanne Sellar, Trevor Short, Andreas Thiesmayer, Josef Lautenschlager, Danny Dimbort, Elisa Salinas; Director of photography: Paul Sarossy; Editor: Joel Plotch; Production designer: Phillip Barker; Costume designer: Lynette Meyer; Music: Angelo Badalamenti.

Reuters/Hollywood Reporter

Rhonda_Melones
09-01-2006, 10:22 PM
Hmm ya know I've heard about this (it was a book too wasn't it?) but wasn't interested in seeing it. Now I'm curious, methinks I'm going to the movies next week:)

What sucks is this movie with what sounds like a halfway decent plot is probably going to tank but that Coven crap is probably going to make a lot of money with teeny boppers :yuck:

Lady Sarah
09-05-2006, 02:09 PM
Just for you, Eric...

http://www.themoviespoiler.com/Spoilers/wickerman.html

DoñaNina
09-05-2006, 02:26 PM
but that Coven crap is probably going to make a lot of money with teeny boppers :yuck:

Don't even get me started... I thought it was a remake of Lost Boys when I saw it, but it looks much worse than any movie remake mutillation.

Eric McTavish
09-05-2006, 02:27 PM
Just for you, Eric...

http://www.themoviespoiler.com/Spoilers/wickerman.html

Yup... just goes to prove, between this and other info Ive seen about the movie, I would sooner have my testicles pounded flat on a bed of dull, rusty nails with a 3 pound sledge than pay money to see this rape of a film.

I dont have a real problem with wanting to "update" a file (like King Kong) but please at the VERY least keep the basic idea of the film intact... all this film is is a rape of a classic film so hollyweird could cash in...

What happened to just making good films?

DoñaNina
09-05-2006, 02:28 PM
What happened to just making good films?

Two words.

George Lucas.

Sorry, three words.

George Lucas, and senile.

Emma
09-05-2006, 02:30 PM
Oh yeah I went and saw this yesterday... It was horrible IMO, without the brain washed people and the murder it would have been a good movie with a positive portrayal of paganism... but then of course there wouldn’t be a story...

Of course never did they actually call what was going on at the island paganism, they mentioned that their ancestors were Celtic and moved to America to escape persecution settling near Salem and then of course had to start moving west to escape that persecution, however I think people can put two and two together and figure out what religion the film makers were trying to not so subtly hint at. I’m worried about the effect this movie could have on the pagan community.

Lady Sarah
09-05-2006, 02:31 PM
Yup... just goes to prove, between this and other info Ive seen about the movie, I would sooner have my testicles pounded flat on a bed of dull, rusty nails with a 3 pound sledge than pay money to see this rape of a film.

ow.

just... ow... that hurt reading it... ow...

and to think all I was trying to do was to tell you that yes, they did kill him in the end. ow...

I'm going to limp back to my mug of tea now, thanks...

Eric McTavish
09-05-2006, 02:39 PM
and to think all I was trying to do was to tell you that yes, they did kill him in the end. ow...

I'm going to limp back to my mug of tea now, thanks...

*snicker*
Well I have to admit I was a little suprised that he dies... BUT WHAT A WUSSY WAY TO GO!!! In the original the cop sticks to his faith and makes a GREAT dramatic end!!! I was right about him NOT playing a virgin in this "remake" (a plot point central to the entire original storyline)

Please I beg everyone see the original...it's a classic "B" 70s horror flick! BTW make sure you get the "long" version (99 minutes)...
While your at it see the original Flight of the Phoenix, King Kong etc...etc...etc...
Re-makes arent always better just more often just flashier.

DoñaNina
09-05-2006, 03:01 PM
I’m worried about the effect this movie could have on the pagan community.

I doubt it will have much of an impact. Just like all religious, I'm sure Pagans are used to seeing theirs either bastardized or ridiculed. It's getting such bad reviews that even the, "I wanna be a witch so I can wear black nailpolish and totally stick it to my parents!" thirteen year olds probably won't even see it.

Capt. Stamina
09-05-2006, 03:45 PM
Caine appalled by Hollywood's 'banal' and 'formulaic' flicks

By ANI
Tuesday September 5, 02:14 PM

Sydney, Sept 5 (ANI): Oscar winner Michael Caine is astounded by the movies that have topped the box-office in the US, for he feels that they not only lack the dialogue, character and plot of screen classics, but are also 'stunningly banal'.

Speaking at the world premiere of his latest film, Children of Men, at the Venice Film Festival, Caine said that he 'struck' by how hackneyed and 'formulaic', movies in Hollywood has turned over the past few decades.

"I was struck by how stunningly banal and formulaic it all was," The Australian quoted him, as telling The Times.

Caine, who has won Oscars for 'Hannah and Her Sisters' and 'The Cider House Rules' revealed that though he had lost count of the number of times he has seen films such as 'Casablanca', 'On the Waterfront' and 'The Third Man', he could not remember even one present day movie that he had seen for a second time.

"I can't think of one I could see again," he said. (ANI)

Pathos
09-05-2006, 04:09 PM
One thing we might be forgetting. Hollywood is a business. It exists to make money...just like any other business. The whole reason those guys set up shop in the orange groves of California a hundred years ago was to make money. NOT to care about the artistic merits of their work. A group of people invest in a product with the intent of making a profit. That's what it's all about.

As far as the movie industry getting worse in that respect...bullshit. Hollywood has ALWAYS produced tons of crap. Always. Going back to the silent days. We just only remember the good ones. For every good film that endures there was at least a dozen crappy forgettable pictures that came and went without fanfare.

And remakes? Please. Ben Hur? Maltese Falcon? Magnificent Seven?

Remakes. 8-)


And btw...Michael Caine? Awesome actor. But he's made MORE than his share of turkeys as well. How many times have you watched "Mr. Destiny?" If the answer is one then that's once too many.

Rhonda_Melones
09-05-2006, 04:17 PM
Actually Michael Caine is right, years ago I remember counting off at least 5 movies that came out at one time that I would run to see, that hasn't happened in years! It is formulaic garbage and more than once I've seen previews or commercials for an upcoming movie and asked, um, didn't that come out already? It hadn't but the concept had been done to death. That's why I'm finding myself watching more foreign flicks and old classics (and yeah turkeys and crap aren't new they just seemed to be few and far between back then, not so much now).

As for Hollywood and the business of making money, well they need to step it up. I think we can all remember not 2 years ago how production companies and studios were bitching and moaning because the American public weren't rushing out there to drop $10+ a ticket on the crap they were spewing prefering to wait until it comes out on video and watching it at home for much less. Maybe if they got on the ball and made better quality films with better plots (not withstanding the occasional explosions/T&A and/or stupid humor film) more people would go out and see them.