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Peaches O Malley
11-10-2006, 09:42 AM
Here's your sign..::whistle::



A man was rushed to hospital in Britain with severe internal injuries after trying to launch a powerful firework from his bottom, an ambulance service spokesman said.
It is thought that the 22-year-old could have been trying to imitate a scene from "Jackass: The Movie", a controversial film featuring a series of edgy pranks.
Footage of the incident in Sunderland, north-east England, was captured on a mobile phone by a gang of youths and shows a white flash followed by hysterical laughter and a youth shouting: "Ha ha ha ha," followed by an expletive.
A spokesman for the North East ambulance service said: "We received a call stating there was a male who had a firework in his bottom and it was bleeding."
He is now recovering in a Sunderland hospital after sustaining internal injuries including a scorched colon.
The incident took place on November 5, when Britons light bonfires and let off fireworks to commemorate a 17th century plot to blow up the Houses of Parliament.

surlywench
11-10-2006, 09:45 AM
a...scorched...colon. wow...... I just......yeah.....

DoņaNina
11-10-2006, 09:58 AM
Anyone remember this happened in an episode of Beavis and Butthead? One of the best episodes ever. They never explained WHAT happened. Beavis just came to the hospital and his butthole was smoking and he couldn't sit down. Freaking awesome.

Lady Sarah
11-10-2006, 10:31 AM
*is laughing so damned hard that her hot apple cider is threatening to come out her nose...*

Pansy Faye
11-10-2006, 03:57 PM
you wouldTHINK that at 22 years old the guy would know better. Smoking butt hole. ~snarf~ what an ass. *giggle* sorry couldn't resist.

I hate that Jackass movie and show. It should be banned. Putting salt in your eyes and blowingup your butt. What a bunch of dumbasses.:blech:

And that is my opinion.:unamused:

Gemdrite
11-10-2006, 04:25 PM
You'd think. On the other hand, my uncle was firing bottle rockets from our front porch one Fourth of July, and one of the rockets fell off the stick. Can't waste a perfectly good rocket, can you? So he bent over and lit it on the ground. The thing spun around, shot up his arm and into his armpit. He still has the scar and the shirt with the burn hole. My mom came out to yell at them, and ended up laughing so hard she couldn't breathe. When we kids asked why the adults didn't get yelled at, she said, "I was going to go out there and yell at them for acting like children, and their 78 year old father was encouraging them and laughing at them! How do you argue with that?" It was so funny, and we still give him crap about it every year.