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Vixynne Rose
12-10-2006, 10:54 PM
Okay, can we say "let's all take a deep breath and focus on the really BIG problems, like--oh, I don't know--just about anything BESIDES this??"

Some people take themselves just a teeeeeeensy bit too seriously, methinks.

http://news.aol.com/topnews/articles/_a/nurses-complain-about-heart-attack-grill/20061208170909990002

Nurses Complain About Heart Attack Grill

By AMANDA LEE MYERS
AP
TEMPE, Ariz. (Dec. 9) - The Heart Attack Grill - a theme restaurant whose specialties include the Quadruple Bypass Burger and Flatliner Fries, cooked in pure lard - is making health-care professionals' blood pressure rise, and not because of the menu.
It is because of the waitresses' naughty nurse uniforms.

The waitresses wear skimpy, cleavage-baring outfits, high heels and thigh-high stockings - a male fantasy that some nursing organizations say is an insult to the profession.

Several nurses have complained to the Arizona attorney general's office, and a national nursing group has repeatedly asked Heart Attack Grill owner Jon Basso to stop using the outfits.

"Nurses are the most sexually fantasized-about profession," said Sandy Summers, executive director of the Center for Nursing Advocacy, based in Baltimore. "We're asking people, if they're going to have these fantasies, please don't make it so public. Move these sexual fantasies to other professions."

Basso shrugs off Summers' complaints, and refers to her and her supporters as prudes, cranks and lunatics.
"If anything, I think it glorifies nurses to be thought of as a physically attractive and desirable individual," Basso said. "There's a Faye Dunaway (javascript:;) , Florence Nightingale hipness to it. Nobody wants to think of themselves as some old battle ax who changes bedpans for a living."

The most serious complaint Basso has faced was made to the Arizona attorney general's office by the state Board of Nursing. In September, the attorney general's office wrote Basso a letter informing him that he is illegally using the word "nurse" at his restaurant and on his Web site. Citing Arizona Statute A.R.S. 32-1636, the attorney general said only someone who has a valid nursing license can use the title "nurse."

Basso refused to remove "nurse" from his Web site but inserted an asterisk next to every nurse reference and included the following disclaimer:

"The use of the word `nurse' above is only intended as a parody. None of the women pictured on our Web site actually have any medical training, nor do they attempt to provide any real medical services. It should be made clear that the Heart Attack Grill and its employees do NOT offer any therapeutic treatments (aside from laughter) whatsoever."

Basso said the complaints have been good for business, "all they've done is ensure there's going to be a gajillion of these all over the country."

The Heart Attack Grill opened a year ago with a Hooters-like formula of red meat and sexy waitresses. Diners choose from among four cheeseburgers: the Single, Double, Triple and Quadruple Bypass. The Quadruple is a towering monstrosity with four half-pound beef patties, four pieces of cheese and a mound of bacon.
"Essentially, it's nutritional pornography. It's so bad for you it's shocking," Basso said.

If "patients," as customers are called, finish a triple or quadruple bypass, waitresses will push them out to their cars in wheelchairs at no additional charge.

"The service is fantastic," Steve Koebensky of Scottsdale said with a snicker. "But they're overly dressed."

Phoenix resident Amanda Price, one of the few women customers at the restaurant, said the outfits did not offend her. "You don't hear nuns complaining about pregnant nun costumes, and that's more disgraceful than sexy nurses," she said.

But Scottsdale nurse Kira Wilder, who contributed to the letter-writing campaign against the Heart Attack Grill, complained: "Why do they have to denigrate the nursing profession and sexualize nursing? It's just not necessary."

Courtney Chapman, a 20-year-old waitress at the grill, said she found nothing wrong with the uniform or the stares she gets.

"They definitely look at us, but they're guys," she said. "If our butts are coming out the bottom of our skirts, and our boobs are coming out the top of our shirts, we're kind of asking for it."

Copyright 2006 The Associated Press.

Peaches O Malley
12-10-2006, 11:18 PM
Oh christ on toast points with the crusts cut off!:augh:
It's Hooters in nurse costume..big frelling deal! Take some frelling responsability...if you find it offensive DON'T GO THERE! :roll: Bitch about something else like...oh I don't know..domestic abuse, child abuse, poverty....something a hell of a lot more "offensive" than this..:augh::irked:::rantono:


Sorry, rant over.

Mistress Lisette
12-10-2006, 11:57 PM
I dunno. I'm kind of at a loss at waiting tables in high heels. Ouch.

Anywho, I'm waiting for a themed-restaurant that features women's sexual fantasies and mediocre food...

Isabelle Warwicke
12-11-2006, 01:53 AM
Yeah, the high heels thing gets me...seems unsafe and a restaurant manager, that idea makes me cringe...high heels in a kitchen. *yikes* But the uniforms....hey if they wanna wear 'em, let 'em.

Point of Interest: Are there any MALE "nurses" there? That'd be something I'd need to see!

Mistress Morigianna
12-11-2006, 03:08 AM
didn't hooters get sued over not having boy hooters?

Torra
12-11-2006, 05:37 AM
Boy hooters...that's something that happens 'round mid-life, right?

Seriously, I agree that this is kind of silly to be arguing over. People aren't going to stop sexualizing nurses - it's a reaction/defense to fear. So what's the problem with making money off of fear? Theme parks do it all the time and they're not forcing nurses to eat there.

FairieTink
12-11-2006, 08:43 AM
They have guys that work there, they wear scrubs. Personally I have been trying to get the time to run over and eat there, what they don't tell you is that from everything I've heard, the food ROCKS.

DameGoode
12-11-2006, 08:50 AM
Huh, "Move onto other proffesions"....

So, secretaries, flight attendants, lawyers, teachers, nuns, web designers, seamstresses, consultants deserve to be "objectified" but nurses don't?

ummm.. okay?

DoņaNina
12-11-2006, 09:13 AM
Heh.. I'd totally eat there. I love going to Hooters with Kickstand and my guy friends. They find most of the waitresses hillarious. I've yet to have met a man actually turned-on by Hooters girls.

erinrai
12-11-2006, 09:22 AM
I told my mom about it (she has been a nurse for 38 years) and she thought it was funny. She said those uptight biddies need to find something else to worry about, like the nurse shortages, not a silly restaraunt. And hubs asked if I thought a franchise would go over well here (we live near a college town with a big hospital connected to the University).

Lady Sarah
12-11-2006, 09:32 AM
I dunno. I'm kind of at a loss at waiting tables in high heels. Ouch.

Anywho, I'm waiting for a themed-restaurant that features women's sexual fantasies and mediocre food...


I present to you, "Cocks"! The waiters will be buffed all to hell, beautiful mancandy and wearing nothing but their tight shorts... if it's cold outside, they can wear a tank top. The shabby chic restaurants will be decorated with Roosters (cocks, get it?) and the menu will be flagshipped by sausages and hotdogs, salads to come later. Drink of choice will be wine or mixed drinks, beer only upon request and iced tea if you're not drinking.

Katie O'Connell
12-11-2006, 09:58 AM
Ah, sounds lovely!

Don't forget the 'Prize Winning Cucumber Salad' and the 'Turnip Surprise' -- quite the pleasers!

DoņaNina
12-11-2006, 11:04 AM
Don't forget the 'Prize Winning Cucumber Salad'

HAHAHA!! I'd go there for a good laugh! That sounds bad-ass!

Artemisia
12-11-2006, 11:35 AM
Ah, sounds lovely!

Don't forget the 'Prize Winning Cucumber Salad' and the 'Turnip Surprise' -- quite the pleasers!

Cucumbers? Yes! But please, no pickles. :yuck:

Mistress Morigianna
12-11-2006, 02:21 PM
pigs in a blanket?

I'Cin
12-11-2006, 04:04 PM
Ah, sounds lovely!

Don't forget the 'Prize Winning Cucumber Salad' and the 'Turnip Surprise' -- quite the pleasers!

The "Surprise" is -- its a turnip. Will it be "shaped like a thingy?" Will there be someone whose "thingy is shaped like a turnip?" Will someone be hiding in the vegetable bin?

daBaroness
12-11-2006, 06:09 PM
Christ on a canape! Again I say, what the hell has happened to our collective sense of humor in this country! This is one heckofa creative eatery concept! I think they ought to bring in the gals with equal time though - either male nurses ... or maybe naughty male respiratory therapists!!!

There used to be a restaurant (I think it was in Atlanta) called The Abbey that was in an old church. The bar was where the alter used to be. Talk about holy communion! LOL

I personally think they should have had nuns as waitresses, although they may have - along with monks.

What fun!

renren
12-11-2006, 06:42 PM
Oh, for crying outside, the nurses need to get over it!!!
I was a nurse, too!!
Laughter IS the best medicine..Take a chill pill!

renren
12-11-2006, 06:43 PM
I present to you, "Cocks"! The waiters will be buffed all to hell, beautiful mancandy and wearing nothing but their tight shorts... if it's cold outside, they can wear a tank top. The shabby chic restaurants will be decorated with Roosters (cocks, get it?) and the menu will be flagshipped by sausages and hotdogs, salads to come later. Drink of choice will be wine or mixed drinks, beer only upon request and iced tea if you're not drinking.

*rotfl* Too cool!
:shhh: When do they open?

Peaches O Malley
12-11-2006, 07:36 PM
Sounds like a wench's night out to me! :wink:

Pansy Faye
12-11-2006, 07:43 PM
Christ on a canape! Again I say, what the hell has happened to our collective sense of humor in this country! This is one heckofa creative eatery concept! I think they ought to bring in the gals with equal time though - either male nurses ... or maybe naughty male respiratory therapists!!!

There used to be a restaurant (I think it was in Atlanta) called The Abbey that was in an old church. The bar was where the alter used to be. Talk about holy communion! LOL

I personally think they should have had nuns as waitresses, although they may have - along with monks.

What fun!

You are so right Baroness, the sense of humor in this country is gone.

We had a resteraunt called the Abbey too, though not in a church and the waitresses wore monks outfits, the miniskirted kind. The Catholic church used to have regular protesters out there until it closed.

I remember when Road Kill Cafe Opened. Big protests there too. Thought the kiddies would be too upset over it. Yup, really bummed about eating at Road Kill after watching a slasher movie.

I say get over it. If you don't like the concept then don't eat there. christonacracker! Worry over more important things.

Mistress Lisette
12-11-2006, 09:03 PM
I present to you, "Cocks"! The waiters will be buffed all to hell, beautiful mancandy and wearing nothing but their tight shorts... if it's cold outside, they can wear a tank top. The shabby chic restaurants will be decorated with Roosters (cocks, get it?) and the menu will be flagshipped by sausages and hotdogs, salads to come later. Drink of choice will be wine or mixed drinks, beer only upon request and iced tea if you're not drinking.
*rotfl* *rotfl*

There used to be a bar called Cox in Lafayette, IN. So one night, after a particularly grueling day at grad school/teaching, I stopped in with a couple of friends. We were hoping there would be delish mancandy about, but, alas, it was a dive. And not a very good one at that. Too bad. Wasted name.