Mid Life Crisis...

[Buxom Wench]

Mid Life Crisis

When I had been married 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day and said, "Honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10 inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25 year old blonde.

Now, we have a nice house, nice car, big bed and plasma screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 50 year old woman.
It seems to me that you are not holding up your side of things."

My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 25 year old blonde, and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10 inch black and white TV.

Aren't older women great. They really know how to solve your mid-life crisis....

[DoñaNina]

Hehehe! Cool!

[ZoeMcSheen]

I do think I will remember to tell my hubby this one... ;-)

Thanks Bux!

[Torra]

Thanks Bux! I know someone who will LOVE to have that copied into fancy print and framed for her birthday.

[Jayde]

*rotfl*

I love it!

[Dmitri]

What a bitch....

[DoñaNina]

What a bitch....

..wheres those dick jokes?

[Dmitri]

..wheres those dick jokes?

That was a joke... and I'm a dick...

[DoñaNina]

That was a joke... and I'm a dick...

I approve.

[Dmitri]

I approve.

well good. Now I can shuffle loose this mortal coil and meet the gods with a clear conscience.

[Lady Sarah]

well good. Now I can shuffle loose this mortal coil and meet the gods with a clear conscience.


goddamnit... you just made me spew.

I wonder if I can get sticky tea out of the keyboard...

[Margaret]

/taps the meter of sarcasim....


Oof. Off the charts.

[Dmitri]

goddamnit... you just made me spew.

I wonder if I can get sticky tea out of the keyboard...

Sarcasm, just one of many services I offer...

[Lady Sarah]

/taps the meter of sarcasim....


Oof. Off the charts.


just to prove how scary it is that D and I think so much alike at times... my first thought was "Well, I'm sure he died happy knowing he had your approval."

[DoñaNina]

"Well, I'm sure he died happy knowing he had your approval."

Well goodness, who wouldn't? I am teh l33tz0rz.

[Lady Sarah]

Well goodness, who wouldn't? I am teh l33tz0rz.

You're the what in a who?

Hey... D!! What'd she say? I don't speak monkey.

[DoñaNina]

Hey... D!! What'd she say? I don't speak monkey.

Heh.. just doodspeak... but um.. before I get my feelings hurt, you're not really trying to pick on me, are you? Because I've been getting a bit sensitive lately and I don't want to get the wrong impression.

[Lady Sarah]

Heh.. just doodspeak... but um.. before I get my feelings hurt, you're not really trying to pick on me, are you? Because I've been getting a bit sensitive lately and I don't want to get the wrong impression.

It's called sarcasm.

If I was picking, you'd probably be bleeding.

[DoñaNina]

Well sarcasm is well and good, but I tend to be on the end of a lot of sarcasm and it's been getting a little disheartening. I feel like you hate me, and if you do, at least tell me so I can avoid saying something in the future that would bring this on myself again.