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Buxom Wench
02-10-2007, 11:29 AM
Ky. Man Accused of Stealing Lingerie

http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory?id=2865183&CMP=OTC-RSSFeeds0312

HEBRON, Ky. - A warehouse worker has been accused of pilfering high-end lingerie worth nearly $15,000 after his ex-girlfriend snitched on him, a newspaper reported.

Investigators say a manager stole Victoria's Secret lingerie from a warehouse where he worked near Cincinnati/Northern Kentucky International Airport, the Kentucky Enquirer reported.

Christopher L. Perry, 24, of Villa Hills, Ky., has not been seen since he was charged with one count of receiving stolen property, authorities said. He did not return to work and his phone has been disconnected.

His estranged girlfriend, Elizabeth Gibbs, called police Jan. 31 to report that Perry was lifting lingerie from Advanced Distributions Services in Hebron, court records show.

She led detectives to a hotel room where the lingerie was stashed, the records show. The merchandise, now sitting in a police evidence locker, was of almost every style and size carried by the store.

"We believe he was just approaching people on the street" to sell the items, Kenton County Commonwealth's Attorney Rob Sanders said. "These are the kind of cases that keep this job amusing." (ya think?!?!)

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Kathryn Blakeley
02-10-2007, 11:48 AM
*gigglesnort*

I can picture it now...*cheezy thought bubble* *walks up to a group a women* "Hey Ladies - you wanna buy some *sneakily looks around and whips open coat to reveal that it is lined with -* lingerie?"

*rotfl*

renren
02-10-2007, 12:32 PM
*gigglesnort*

I can picture it now...*cheezy thought bubble* *walks up to a group a women* "Hey Ladies - you wanna buy some *sneakily looks around and whips open coat to reveal that it is lined with -* lingerie?"

*rotfl*


SNortsnortgigglegigglebwahahahahaa!

Torra
02-10-2007, 01:15 PM
Wow. I'm sure one day I'll be able to sit upright again, once my ribs stop hurting from laughing.

daBaroness
02-10-2007, 05:48 PM
Me to him: "why, yes, I'm interested, but I'm wondering ... could you model that cute little lacy cami and that thong for me - I'm having a difficult time picturing it on."

Margaret
02-10-2007, 05:53 PM
Now there's a man who needs to come up with a better marketing strategy!

I mean really - if you are going to steal high end undies (and the high end of VS can be very pricy) you are going to want to get some classy type of joint to sell them out of.

Special Announcement!! One day only! Big sale on designer lingerie!! Come to Big Al's Motel and Laundromat and ask for 'The Special'.

*rotfl*

Isabelle Warwicke
02-10-2007, 06:49 PM
*cue burlesque music now*

Mistress Morigianna
02-10-2007, 11:38 PM
just sell it on ebay.....