The HAPPY Rogue Show Thread

[Rocket RN]

I wanted a new thread where we can talk about the Rogue Show in a good light again.

So, who's gonna be *my* daddy this weekend?? I'll let you all know on Monday. :twisted:

~V~

Rocket, I have such a nice picture of you during the second ever Rogue Show....

Something about a plaid lance in your pants......
And doing it doggie style ......

ring any bells for you?

Muffin

[Draco]

I am SOOOOOOO sorry I missed this past weekend, you have NOOOOO idea...

[Crossbones]

Happy Happy Rogue Show
Happy Happy Rogue Show
Happy Happy Rogue Show
Happy Happy Rogue Show

This weekend's theme: BOOZE

Monday's special theme: GENITALIA

[Avhiennda]

And I say that for a reason!

Puppetry of the Cod-piece was hysterical this weekend! I loved the 'Animated' gestures Odin did! :)

I think that Sunday's competition was the best though! I don't think that married couple will ever sit in the front row at a renn faire ever again!!! That, or their relationship just got taken to a whole new level!

As always, The Rogues Show was the place to be! Huzzah!

Avhiennda
Puppetry....of....the BODICE! :wink:

[Reaver]

And I say that for a reason!

Puppetry of the Cod-piece was hysterical this weekend! I loved the 'Animated' gestures Odin did! :)

I think that Sunday's competition was the best though! I don't think that married couple will ever sit in the front row at a renn faire ever again!!! That, or their relationship just got taken to a whole new level!

As always, The Rogues Show was the place to be! Huzzah!

Avhiennda
Puppetry....of....the BODICE! :wink:

Hey.........wait a minute: :?

What the hell......????????????????
:shock:
OK Avhi.........take the weasel out of the bodice....nice and easy......no one wants to be a hero here......... :snicker:

WHEW.......I hate these hostage situations..... :twisted:


From the "Quarterdeck...of Love"- Where Mini-Merrill runs free again!!!! :wink:
Swingin' Cap'n Merrill :toocool:
Sean the R.

[Avhiennda]

OK Avhi.........take the weasel out of the bodice....nice and easy......no one wants to be a hero here......... :snicker:
WHEW.......I hate these hostage situations..... :twisted:
From the "Quarterdeck...of Love"- Where Mini-Merrill runs free again!!!! :wink:
Swingin' Cap'n Merrill :toocool:
Sean the R.

Oh hush you...Mini-Merrill had the time of his life yesterday and you know it. He sang, he drank, he smoked, he danced, he was kissed by countless of beautiful women....I mean really....did he get that with you?

:lick:

Avhi

[LadyVixen]

Somebody fill me in!!!!!! WHAT DID I MISS!!???!!!

Grrrr, I hate missing faire! Fill me in folks!

[Rocket RN]

NO INFO FOR YOU!!! I am the info nazi!! MMMWWWAAAHHHH!!!! :twisted:

Told you you should have come this weekend :pfft:

~V~

[Rocket RN]

Rocket, I have such a nice picture of you during the second ever Rogue Show....

Something about a plaid lance in your pants......
And doing it doggie style ......

ring any bells for you?

Muffin

Me???!!!??? I would *never* do such a thing! :haloslip:

I wanna see that picture. *g*

~V~

[Rocket RN]

I had a part time daddy on Saturday. It was nice. I would love to have him "daddy" me again, soon. *g*

Remember ladies and gents, sometimes payback can be a VERY GOOD thing. :singdanc:

[Tink]

Happy Happy Rogue Show
Happy Happy Rogue Show
Happy Happy Rogue Show
Happy Happy Rogue Show

This weekend's theme: BOOZE

Monday's special theme: GENITALIA

Oh boy, Lionel my dear....I'm bouncing on genitalia day?

Why do I keep hearing, "Be afraid. Be very afraid." playing over in my head.

Ah geez, I just realized how bad my question would sound were it not for the word *day* at the end of it. :shock:

[LadyVixen]

I had a part time daddy on Saturday. It was nice. I would love to have him "daddy" me again, soon. *g*

So, Rocket.....

I think the question that remains unanswered here is .....

Who's YOUR daddy????


:lol: :lol: :lol:

[LadyVixen]

NO INFO FOR YOU!!! I am the info nazi!! MMMWWWAAAHHHH!!!! :twisted:

Told you you should have come this weekend :pfft:

~V~

FINE.... Then in regards to my earlier post in another thread.... NO TOY FOR YOU!!!!!!!!! :twisted:

Hun, you know I would have been there if at all humanly possible....

[Draco]

Happy Happy Rogue Show
Happy Happy Rogue Show
Happy Happy Rogue Show
Happy Happy Rogue Show

This weekend's theme: BOOZE

Monday's special theme: GENITALIA

Oh boy, Lionel my dear....I'm bouncing on genitalia day?

Why do I keep hearing, "Be afraid. Be very afraid." playing over in my head.

Ah geez, I just realized how bad my question would sound were it not for the word *day* at the end of it. :shock:

Oh goodie!!!!!! Tink's bouncing her genitalia!!!!!! :lol:

[Tink]

Happy Happy Rogue Show
Happy Happy Rogue Show
Happy Happy Rogue Show
Happy Happy Rogue Show

This weekend's theme: BOOZE

Monday's special theme: GENITALIA

Oh boy, Lionel my dear....I'm bouncing on genitalia day?

Why do I keep hearing, "Be afraid. Be very afraid." playing over in my head.

Ah geez, I just realized how bad my question would sound were it not for the word *day* at the end of it. :shock:

Oh goodie!!!!!! Tink's bouncing her genitalia!!!!!! :lol:

Draco darling are you having those nasty little dreams about me again? :wink:

[Draco]

Happy Happy Rogue Show
Happy Happy Rogue Show
Happy Happy Rogue Show
Happy Happy Rogue Show

This weekend's theme: BOOZE

Monday's special theme: GENITALIA

Oh boy, Lionel my dear....I'm bouncing on genitalia day?

Why do I keep hearing, "Be afraid. Be very afraid." playing over in my head.

Ah geez, I just realized how bad my question would sound were it not for the word *day* at the end of it. :shock:

Oh goodie!!!!!! Tink's bouncing her genitalia!!!!!! :lol:

Draco darling are you having those nasty little dreams about me again? :wink:

Dreams? No...
Fantasies?.... I'll never tell.... :wink:

[Tink]

Dreams? No...
Fantasies?.... I'll never tell.... :wink:

Ha...All I need is patience. I wait it out until the end of the day at Tux, after you've visited all of our fine pubs and you'll sing like a canary....:lol:
Or howl like a wolf, as the case may be.... :wink: Mwa-ha-ha-haaaaa :twisted:

[Saucy Ria]

Genitalia Day????? That's just wrong....... ohhhhhh ummmmmm well.... ok i guess it fits!! Carry on....

BTW..... any chance of getting any Rogues to bounce on the trampouline on the day of wrong???


just thinkin...... *EG*

Huggggs
Ria

[Tink]

Genitalia Day????? That's just wrong....... ohhhhhh ummmmmm well.... ok i guess it fits!! Carry on....

BTW..... any chance of getting any Rogues to bounce on the trampouline on the day of wrong???


just thinkin...... *EG*

Huggggs
Ria

You know what? THAT idea is *BRILLIANT*. :aok: :cheer:

"Lionel? Ooooooooh Lionel"

Having wicked thoughts now of men in kilts, regimental and bouncing. :twisted:

*much* better than what i had planned for bouncing that day.

[Random]

Frank and I were going to Volunteer... but we are SINGLEY each WAY over the weight limit of the trampolines.

Besides If you're gonna do it... 2 Large men just isnt enough... you need a whole Fat man Kickline.

[Tink]

Frank and I were going to Volunteer... but we are SINGLEY each WAY over the weight limit of the trampolines.

Besides If you're gonna do it... 2 Large men just isnt enough... you need a whole Fat man Kickline.

Hey Random...how about a dancing bear? :wink:

[Rocket RN]

NO INFO FOR YOU!!! I am the info nazi!! MMMWWWAAAHHHH!!!! :twisted:

Told you you should have come this weekend :pfft:

~V~

FINE.... Then in regards to my earlier post in another thread.... NO TOY FOR YOU!!!!!!!!! :twisted:

Hun, you know I would have been there if at all humanly possible....

I know baby, I know. But I just wouldn't be me if I didn't bust your balls a little. I'll give you all the juicy details when I see you.

*smoochies*

~V~

P.S. as far as who my daddy is....{insert sing-song voice} I'll never tell...

[Saucy Ria]

Well........ just skip the tramps...... just line em up and have em spin!!!!


dreamin of twirllin tushies!

[Draco]

Men in kilts on trampolines....

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm.... Ya think R.E.C. would let us get away with it??? :twisted:

[Saucy Ria]

Men in kilts on trampolines....

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm.... Ya think R.E.C. would let us get away with it??? :twisted:

Well....if they do.....I'm in the front row.....or as my beloved Tartan terrors call it...The Flash Zone :)

So will you be wearing a kilt Draco???? *evil grin* :twisted:

huggggs
Ria

[LadyVixen]

Frank and I were going to Volunteer... but we are SINGLEY each WAY over the weight limit of the trampolines.

Besides If you're gonna do it... 2 Large men just isnt enough... you need a whole Fat man Kickline.

*TWITCHES VIOLENTLY* BAD, BAD, BAD flashbacks of Random and Adam doing the "butt-dance" outside the Cafe.....

[Mairi Ulfsdottir]

Men in kilts on trampolines for Monday is a GREAT idea!!!! I'm supposed to be bouncing with Tink that day, but would GLADLY bounce another day, to let the kilts fly!!!! Woohoo!!!!! It's just so wrong! It's perfect! :twisted:

[Mairi Ulfsdottir]

Oh and I love the kilted kickline too!!!

[PriestesM]

I heard a rumor that Dawn's beloved David just might be wearing a kilt on Black Monday...... I personally think those long legs should be on the trampoline...or at the center of the kick line..... but that's just my humble oppinion.
~M

[Tink]

Well gang don't get TOO excited....doesn't look good for men in kilt on trampolines....

REC is kinda a BIG stick in the mud, so it ain't going to happen. :evil:

Oh well.......it was a fun idea while it lasted.

Mare....get ready to FLY!! :wink:

[Crossbones]

We'll find other ways to give you ladies a thrill. :twisted:

[Tink]

We'll find other ways to give you ladies a thrill. :twisted:

Lionel..you and Don always give us gals a thrill. :wink:

[cyd]

Well gang don't get TOO excited....doesn't look good for men in kilt on trampolines....

REC is kinda a BIG stick in the mud, so it ain't going to happen. :evil:

Oh well.......it was a fun idea while it lasted.

Mare....get ready to FLY!! :wink:

Hey, if we can have Mike Rosman, the Squire of the Wire (the only man out there known to do public tightrope walking in a kilt), I don't see why you couldn't do the trampoline thing... ;)

Cyd

[Aryiana]

Well gang don't get TOO excited....doesn't look good for men in kilt on trampolines....

REC is kinda a BIG stick in the mud, so it ain't going to happen. :evil:

Oh well.......it was a fun idea while it lasted.

Mare....get ready to FLY!! :wink:

Ok, so lemme get this straight.... REC has no problem with wenches hikin their collective skirts up and bouncing on trampolines potentially regimental with the ladies bouncin all over creation in wet, transparent chemises... but has a problem with rogues in kilts bouncin for us wenches?

Hmmmmm.... seems there is somewhat of a double standard here.....

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Aryiana
IWG#657
Bard#176
Mom to Roguelet David "Pirate and Protector of the Singing Wenches"
Mom to Wenchlet Bethany "Official Orphan of the Crimson Pirates"
Wench with the Brownies

[Crossbones]

I don't think it's an REC thing. We're just wary of regimental Scots.

Wet t-shirts are one thing, flapping "junk" is another...

Fear and fret not ladies, good times are awaiting you at this weekend's Rogue Show.


And just a question. Do you all still keep "Black Monday" holy, even though the faire now treats it as just another day?

[Saphyne]

Crossbones, my dear, you have NO idea what you are in for on Saturday.

Just a teaser... it is Dranaan and me bouncing.

Be afraid or excited, your choice.

[toosha]

Oh I think most if not all of us hold Black Monday as Holy.

[Avhiennda]

Oh yes! Holy Black Monday!

though...my garb isn't crazy or scandalous.

Just different.

Avhi

[Alianne]

I don't think it's an REC thing. We're just wary of regimental Scots.

Wet t-shirts are one thing, flapping "junk" is another...

Fear and fret not ladies, good times are awaiting you at this weekend's Rogue Show.


And just a question. Do you all still keep "Black Monday" holy, even though the faire now treats it as just another day?

It's holy, all right.... :)

And how about maybe picking up a couple pair of really obnoxious, cheap boxers for the kilted ones...have them wear them just for the show, let them start bouncing softly, and then with more force so that as the kilts finally flip up, the boxers are revealed?

There's nothing more scary than a guy wearing SpongeBob boxers, you know. :) :)

[DreaBeth]

There's nothing more scary than a guy wearing SpongeBob boxers, you know. :) :)


Not even a wench wearing SpongeBob bloomers???? :singdanc:

[Reaver]

There's nothing more scary than a guy wearing SpongeBob boxers, you know. :) :)


Not even a wench wearing SpongeBob bloomers???? :singdanc:

Naaah........that's just sexy!!!!!!!! :wink:

It'll be good ta see you, sweetie!!!!

SCM
S the R

[wench230]

I don't think it's an REC thing. We're just wary of regimental Scots.

My dear yummy Crossbones, I'm a bit wary of regimental Scots myself! ...And me fresh out of blue ribbons.

I still wanna see a Rogue Show on "Puberty." Oooo, the possibilities!

[Alianne]

There's nothing more scary than a guy wearing SpongeBob boxers, you know. :) :)


Not even a wench wearing SpongeBob bloomers???? :singdanc:

You, my love, get special dispensation because you *are* SpongeBob Square Wench.

"Who lives in the shire right by the pub?
Sponge Bob Square Wench!
Who gives all the laddies a rub a dub dub?
Sponge Bob Square Wench!

Who kisses and wubbies and dances and such
And fluffs all her stuff till the guys cry 'Enough!'
Whose heart-shaped breast tan is never too much?
Sponge Bob...Square Wench!"

:grinning, ducking and running like hell::

[Crossbones]

FOOLED YA!

Thanks Tink and Rocket!

And how about a cartoon on contraceptives for kids?
Today Sponge Bob Square Pants

[Rocket RN]

FOOLED YA!

Thanks Tink and Rocket!




No worries baby. It's what we do. :)

~V~

[Tink]

Lionel it was our pleasure. Glad my little faux post threw people off!!

Oh and thanks HAVE to go to Saucy Ria because it was HER idea. She posted it and I loved it so much I HAD to tell you about it. :D

[Crossbones]

Thanks Saucy Ria!

And get your bibs ready girls because this week's theme is MEAT.

[Saucy Ria]

T'was my ABSOLUTE :twisted: pleasure Mr.Bones I loved the show !!!

[Rocket RN]

Thanks Saucy Ria!

And get your bibs ready girls because this week's theme is MEAT.

If you only knew the thoughts going through my mind right now..... :twisted:

[Crossbones]

This week's theme is Clothes.

We're going out with a BANG! And putting some extra special thought into this weekend's shows.

Thank you all for your continued support in making the Rogue Show "The Best New Thing about the 2003 NYRF"!

And thanks to those crafters and performers who voted!

[Pamela, Strawberry Tart]

This week's theme is Clothes.

We're going out with a BANG! And putting some extra special thought into this weekend's shows.

Thank you all for your continued support in making the Rogue Show "The Best New Thing about the 2003 NYRF"!

And thanks to those crafters and performers who voted!

The things I miss by working elsewhere on weekends!!
No worries, I'll be there final weekend, just to see what kind of insanity the Rogue Show has evolved into.

why did I just get a weird cross dressing vibe there?

Muffin

[Crossbones]

No Crossdressing worries. I haven't done that since I impersonated Princess Elanor in '92 (remember where and I'll give you a rogue point)

And yay for Tartage! I'm really gonna be all naughtied out.

[Pamela, Strawberry Tart]

No Crossdressing worries. I haven't done that since I impersonated Princess Elanor in '92 (remember where and I'll give you a rogue point)

And yay for Tartage! I'm really gonna be all naughtied out.

Wasn't that during the old Trial & Punishment at the pageant wagon??

And are there any more Mini Bones left?? If so, put one aside for me! I want to put it on the ground and be able to have people jump my Bones!

[Pico de Gallo]

This week's theme is Clothes.

We're going out with a BANG! And putting some extra special thought into this weekend's shows.

Thank you all for your continued support in making the Rogue Show "The Best New Thing about the 2003 NYRF"!

And thanks to those crafters and performers who voted!

so this means you won't be showing your Bare Bones? thank God, my minds eye's still watering.....

"all naughtied out" ...how is this different from any other ( faire) day?

Well since we have already seen the naked/topless Rogue Show (thanks for that there Bonsey) I can only shudder with fea...I mean anticipation as to a closing weekend clothes theme!!!!

and let us all not forget the Rogue Show motto....cause we can

Muffin

[Crossbones]

One mini bones held for Pamela (and a Rogue point)

My clothes will stay on (unless torn off me)

And it IS all because I can

[Crossbones]

We're very excited for this weekend's show!

Bring all your friends, it's gonna be a blizzard!

[LadyVixen]

Why oh why does this scare me???

[Tink]

We're very excited for this weekend's show!

Bring all your friends, it's gonna be a blizzard!

I heard rain for this weekend, but SNOW?!!! :shock: :wink:

I'll be there...both days. Cannot wait!!!

[Reaver]

Evenin' Goils!

Hmmm, what could Bones have up his voluminous sleeve???

Could it be..."Snowmen...on trampolines"?????? :lol:
The mind reels....

Sean the R
SCM

"Garbing America....one Dane at a time...and only till 6PM" :wink:

[Crossbones]

Could just be dandruff off our bald heads!

[toosha]

You need to spend some time with Sam's cat Jordan. he'll clear that right up with his raspy little tongue :meow:

[wench230]

You need to spend some time with Sam's cat Jordan. he'll clear that right up with his raspy little tongue :meow:
I don't know why but I find the image of my cat using his tongue to exfoliate Crossbone's lovely bald head a disturbing one... yet strangely intriguing.

So - a blizzard this weekend? Hmm. Someone will have to stop by Lundegaard and fill us in on the details, after the fact!

[Crossbones]

I'm still having that dream of getting the Lundegaard, Ophelia, and Gaea boothies into my tent. We'll add Sam's cat now.

[Tink]

I'm still having that dream of getting the Lundegaard, Ophelia, and Gaea boothies into my tent. We'll add Sam's cat now.

As if all those girls weren't *enough* pussy....

:ducking: Sorry...I just *had* to say that!!! :rotfl:

[toosha]

I'm still having that dream of getting the Lundegaard, Ophelia, and Gaea boothies into my tent. We'll add Sam's cat now.

As if all those girls weren't *enough* pussy....

:ducking: Sorry...I just *had* to say that!!! :rotfl:

I was going to say I'll smack you tomorrow but it's just too damn funny to punish you for. How about I spank you instead?

[Donnaccia]

I'm still having that dream of getting the Lundegaard, Ophelia, and Gaea boothies into my tent. We'll add Sam's cat now.

As if all those girls weren't *enough* pussy....

:ducking: Sorry...I just *had* to say that!!! :rotfl:


*THWAP*

You SO deserved that.

:lol:

[Draco]

I'm still having that dream of getting the Lundegaard, Ophelia, and Gaea boothies into my tent. We'll add Sam's cat now.

As if all those girls weren't *enough* pussy....

:ducking: Sorry...I just *had* to say that!!! :rotfl:


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Random]

As if all those girls weren't *enough* pussy....

:ducking: Sorry...I just *had* to say that!!! :rotfl:

I was going to say I'll smack you tomorrow but it's just too damn funny to punish you for. How about I spank you instead?

::pulls up chair... gets popcorn... orders Pizza and wings::

Now that's entertainment...

Hey Bones... couldnt work that in to this weeks Show could you??

::packs up and runs...::

[Draco]

As if all those girls weren't *enough* pussy....

:ducking: Sorry...I just *had* to say that!!! :rotfl:

I was going to say I'll smack you tomorrow but it's just too damn funny to punish you for. How about I spank you instead?

::pulls up chair... gets popcorn... orders Pizza and wings::

Now that's entertainment...

Hey Bones... couldnt work that in to this weeks Show could you??

::packs up and runs...::

:: sits in chair... Swigs Guinness... wonders who left all this good food... starts eating and enjoying the show::

[Crossbones]

No, couldn't work that into the show...

Other things I never managed to do:
Catapulting fruit
Smashing a baby into a wall (cut from MacBeth)
The what's in my pocket game.

::SIGH::

But the good news is, it looks like they want the Rogue Show back for 2004 and we're hoping for an extra ten minutes and Don not needing to run off to another set.

Thanks all for making the show not only a success but a pleasure to do. As always an extra special thanks to Ronnie and the Wenches guild for EVERYTHING!

Have a great idea for a Rogue Show let me know.

Thank you for making it so great Bones my man....

My little mini-Bones loves his new home and when not worn firmly where he ought, he lives hanging on the boobie mug....
Hope that helps carry you through the winter.......

Muffin

[LadyVixen]

Why oh why does this scare me???

I KNEW I had a reason to be afraid!!!

Figures, it takes Doc and the Duke to get my man in his skivvies!!!