sslider66
02-19-2007, 12:50 AM
The only thing that the IRS has not taxed yet is the male penis. This is
due to the fact that 69% of the time it is hanging around unemployed,
10% of the time it is hard up, 20% of the time it is pissed off and 1%
of the time it is in the hole. On top of that, it has two dependents and
they are both nuts!
HOWEVER, effective January 1st, 2007 , the penis will now be taxed
according to size.
The brackets are as follows:
10 - 12" Luxury Tax $300.00
8 - 10" Pole Tax $250.00
5 - 8" Privilege Tax $150.00
3 - 5" Nuisance Tax $30.00
Males exceeding 12" must file capital gains.
Anyone under 3 inches is eligible for a tax refund.
PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR AN EXTENSION
due to the fact that 69% of the time it is hanging around unemployed,
10% of the time it is hard up, 20% of the time it is pissed off and 1%
of the time it is in the hole. On top of that, it has two dependents and
they are both nuts!
HOWEVER, effective January 1st, 2007 , the penis will now be taxed
according to size.
The brackets are as follows:
10 - 12" Luxury Tax $300.00
8 - 10" Pole Tax $250.00
5 - 8" Privilege Tax $150.00
3 - 5" Nuisance Tax $30.00
Males exceeding 12" must file capital gains.
Anyone under 3 inches is eligible for a tax refund.
PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR AN EXTENSION