Official Wet Weather Wench report....

[rhi-]

Well gang, here's what the latest weather report has to say for my area (which also includes/extends to Tuxedo)

:roll: RAIN, RAIN, AND MORE RAIN!

Starting either tonight (Friday) or tomorrow (Saturday) and continuing until.... da da DAH...... Wednesday! Arguhhhhhhh..... anyone remember the slosh pit we attended last year's closing day?

Guess I'm going to have to scotch-guard my cloak.... yeah, like that *helped* last year.... right.

Ah well... guess we'll all just have to have a wet chemise contest again this year. :bananada:

..... This has been an official Wet Weather Wench report.... sorry it couldn't be better news.

:aroooo:

[Aries]

Wet chemise contest?? Is that this weekends Wench Olympic event?? LOL!!!

Seriousley though, this has got to be the soggiest season I've ever spent at Tux....

[Tink]

:evil: I AM SO DAMN SICK OF RAIN!!!!! :augh: :tantrum: :powpow: :wah: :thumbsdo: :vent: :cuss: :moon: :irked: :unamused: :grumpy: :x :pfft: :yuck: :cry: :chomp: :rescue: :censored: :blech:

(Did I get all the negative/unhappy icons?)

[Crossbones]

At least some of you have the option of not coming. Dressing warm. Carrying really big umbrellas. Or staying someplace dry.

Me and my guitar are starting to get a twist in the neck from all the moisture. And my boss is gonna start yelling if I take one more sick day...

Please let it be sunny and nice next week at MDRF :evil:

[Tink]

At least some of you have the option of not coming. Dressing warm. Carrying really big umbrellas. Or staying someplace dry.

Me and my guitar are starting to get a twist in the neck from all the moisture. And my boss is gonna start yelling if I take one more sick day...

Please let it be sunny and nice next week at MDRF :evil:

Lionel none of us have the option of not coming...if we didn't come, we wouldn't see your final rogue shows of the season and none of us can miss those. :wink:

Not even a hurricane would keep us from it. Well okay, *maybe* that would....

Sorry you get stuck in the rain with no choice. :sorry:

[Draco]

Tink, so long as you wear a white chemise with your new cincher, I'LL be there.... :wink: :twisted: :wink:

[Tink]

Tink, so long as you wear a white chemise with your new cincher, I'LL be there.... :wink: :twisted: :wink:

Dang it Draco...If I had only read that comment *prior* to this weekend. I would have packed my white chemise....

Sorry. :lol:

I *did* wear a white T-Shirt though with naked men on it!!

So that should count.

[Crossbones]

Someday I'm gonna be sorry that shirt was ever made... :oops:

[Tink]

Someday I'm gonna be sorry that shirt was ever made... :oops:

LOL...next year you should make sleep shirts with that image. Then women can say they sleep with naked Duke and Bones every night. :wink:

Yipes...but what if a *man* wins it? :shock:

[Crossbones]

We've considered pillow cases

Maybe boxer shorts, then you'll be in our shorts

[Tink]

We've considered pillow cases

Maybe boxer shorts, then you'll be in our shorts

:rotfl: Now THAT I like!!

Maybe even little Duke and Bones "teddy bears"....then folks can take you to bed.

The marketing possibilities are endless!!

[Draco]

We've considered pillow cases

Maybe boxer shorts, then you'll be in our shorts

I know that Aries has been in your thong.... :twisted: