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Alchemist23
08-13-2007, 09:38 PM
Why did Jesus die on the cross?







...he forgot the safe word. HAHAHAAHA

OK, let the pie slinging begin.
FairieTink
08-13-2007, 09:54 PM
Or lordy that is funny...
*stands beside you for the fire*
Isabelle Warwicke
08-13-2007, 11:08 PM
Some people will get that and some won't.

It's funny...in a non-vanilla sort of way.
Peaches O Malley
08-13-2007, 11:12 PM
Or lordy that is funny...
*stands beside you for the fire*

Right beside ya....I also seem to remember something about Jesus and a hotel?::whistle::
Isabelle Warwicke
08-13-2007, 11:23 PM
I also seem to remember something about Jesus and a hotel?

Jesus in a hotel....have I heard that one?
Peaches O Malley
08-13-2007, 11:26 PM
Jesus in a hotel....have I heard that one?

Maybe??

Jesus walks into a hotel, slaps 3 nails on the counter and asks............"can you put me up for the night?" Classic Biker humor.;-)
Isabelle Warwicke
08-13-2007, 11:37 PM
*groan* Wait, four? I thought it was three. Hmm.
Gemdrite
08-14-2007, 01:03 AM
*groan* Wait, four? I thought it was three. Hmm.
Doesn't ever say. Some people say it was 3, some say his feet weren't on top of each other, so four. *shrugs* In the end, he ended up just as dead.
Emma
08-14-2007, 06:57 AM
I've seen a tee after hours at faire before that says:

Your god died nailed to a cross.
My god wields a giant hammer.
Coincidence?

~Emma the evil
Pathos
08-14-2007, 08:21 AM
What's the last thing Jesus said before he died?




"Hey Peter...I can see your house from up here!"

8-)
Margaret
08-14-2007, 09:14 AM
Jesus walks into a hotel, slaps 3 nails on the counter and asks............"can you put me up for the night?" Classic Biker humor.;-)

Aye, classic Biker humor. And, one of his (very) few good ones.
FairieTink
08-14-2007, 09:45 AM
Peaches I was totally waiting for that one!!!
Gemdrite
08-14-2007, 10:26 AM
What's the last thing Jesus said before he died?




"Hey Peter...I can see your house from up here!"

8-)
Okay, this one made me giggle out loud. I like it!
Pansy Faye
08-14-2007, 10:52 AM
You guys are soooooooo bad.






I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!*rotfl*
Peaches O Malley
08-14-2007, 11:01 AM
Peaches I was totally waiting for that one!!!

I couldn't help myself...I am evil....in a mushy kinda way.::wicked::
SpeedKnight
08-14-2007, 11:48 AM
I've seen a tee after hours at faire before that says:

Your god died nailed to a cross.
My god wields a giant hammer.
Coincidence?

I LOVE that!!!
Alchemist23
08-14-2007, 01:44 PM
I want that T-shirt. LOL
Kae
08-14-2007, 02:26 PM
Thank you - I needed those!
Kae
BronxGirl
08-14-2007, 03:38 PM
heard this one in my very small, private, Catholic high school:

What was the #1 song in 33 AD?







'Rock Around the Crucifix' by Pontius Pilate and His Nail Driving 5, of course!

I loved the rest of them, too! *rotfl*
Adriana Rose
08-14-2007, 08:40 PM
*dies*


Oh we are soo going to hell!
Peaches O Malley
08-14-2007, 08:54 PM
*dies*


Oh we are soo going to hell!

*sing song* Im drivin the buuuus! Im drivin the buuuus! unless someone else wants to.;-) We need provisions!!
Meari
08-14-2007, 09:39 PM
heard this one in my very small, private, Catholic high school:

What was the #1 song in 33 AD?







'Rock Around the Crucifix' by Pontius Pilate and His Nail Driving 5, of course!

I loved the rest of them, too! *rotfl*

Told to me in a Catholic church:

You know why they put INRI on the cross?

"I'm Nailed Right IN"