Breast Massage Robot

[The Wizard]

I got this GeekBrief today--check it out!

http://www.geekbrief.tv/

[Cyranno DeBoberac]

Breast Massage Robot

No dude, that was just me in silver paint.... :shhh:

[Pathos]

The guy who developed it is named Mr. Wang.

8-)

[Buxom Wench]

The guy who developed it is named Mr. Wang.

8-)

That would be Wee Wang.


:mmph:

[Pathos]

I'd also like to point out I'd love to give a robotic breast massage to the girl reading the story.

8-)

[The Wizard]

I'd also like to point out I'd love to give a robotic breast massage to the girl reading the story.
Imagine when she was announcing the "Wine Rack" bra.

[Lady Sarah]

Ladies, if you need a robot to massage your breasts...

You're doing *something* wrong. ;-)

[The Wizard]

Ladies, if you need a robot to massage your breasts...

You're doing *something* wrong.
Actually, they were billing it as a cure for many things.

[Lady Sarah]

Actually, they were billing it as a cure for many things.

Oh, I'm sure...

much the same as medical pelvic massages and later hysterectomies were the cure for what ailed many women.

[Katie O'Connell]

Ladies, if you need a robot to massage your breasts...

You're doing *something* wrong. ;-)

Unless you're role playing with Bob and a bucket full of silver paint....:snicker:

[Isabelle Warwicke]

Unless you're role playing with Bob and a bucket full of silver paint....:snicker:

Heh...Bob just ran out to buy stock in Bubby Robot Tech.

*rummages in closet for paintbrushes*

[Katie O'Connell]

*rummages in closet for paintbrushes*

Here, try this paint sponge.... it makes for a more professional finish.

;-)

...or so I've been told. ::whistle::

[Isabelle Warwicke]

.... it makes for a more professional finish.

::whistle::

Thanks.

C'mere....*dabdabdab*

[ambar]

And again, we see the complete testing approach of our dear Katie. I just know she tried the sponge painting before recommending it. This is why we love the Katiesutra

;-)

[SpeedKnight]

It would appear I'm too late... all I saw was a lot of crap about expensive ass Mac notebooks. And a fingerprint reading garage door opener.

[Ysobelle]

No, no-- scroll down, it's still there.

The outtakes are the best part, I swear. But her giggling woke my dog up!

[SilverMirth]

Here, try this paint sponge.... it makes for a more professional finish.

;-)

...or so I've been told. ::whistle::
but wouldn't fingerpainting be more fun?