If pics of Christ used in jokes offends do not read

[Lady Hefron]

This is terrible, but I couldn't help laughing (I know, going to hell in a handbasket)

Maybe one of the funniest things I’ve seen on the net:

[Buxom Wench]

(I know, going to hell in a handbasket)

Slide over Hon, cuz I'm going with ya. ;-)

[Phoenix McHeit]

*rotfl**rotfl*::clappin:

Y'all know I taught my boys to do that.... when they were, oh... 5 & younger.

That and the Time Warp & Electric Slide.

[RaevynCait]

*rotfl**rotfl*
Make room for me too!!!

[Pansy Faye]

move over ladies ......... I'm driving!*rotfl*

[UnicornBee]

I'm going with you. That was funny.

[Saucy Sue]

We will all have one big party down in hell. We are all going to be there!

My Rogue jokes that he has already secured the corner office and is just now working on the furniture. He called me the other day laughing so hard he was having trouble breathing. He had just got off the phone with the son. The son is driving around somewhere in the Dallas-Ft Worth area in his convertable. Happens to go past a large pet cemetary that happens to have a crematorium. Calls Dad up to say "I know it is wrong but it sure smells like barbeque!" ::freakyf: Just grease the slide straight to hell for that boy!!!!

[Taffy Saltwater]

The handbasket has just added another soul. See you there, ladies *snark*.*rotfl*

[Lady Anisette]

*rotfl**rotfl**rotfl**rotfl**rotfl*

OMG... I needed that! Thanks, Lady H!

And don't worry.... remember that you can always buy a "get out of hell" card from the Pope & Cardinal. ;-)

[Lady Sarah]

Aw hell honey, we've known for a long time that there was a party bus to hell with our tickets punched for it.

WOOOT!! I'm navigating!

[Margaret]

*snort*
*rotfl*

[Lady Hefron]

Looks like I'll be in great company :wink:

[Jamianne]

*snork*
*rotfl*

[Artemisia]

I had to control my smiling 'cause I would've LOL.

I call SHOTGUN!

[WenchLadyKate]

I think we're going to need a bigger basket

[Chrystiana]

I love that pic! I saw it somewhere else not that long ago.. can't remember where though.

[BronxGirl]

I went to Catholic schools. That's nothing compared to what we used to do! *rotfl**rotfl**rotfl*

I think we're going to have a convoy!

[Cyranno DeBoberac]

I had to control my smiling 'cause I would've LOL.

I call SHOTGUN!


I call 9mm!

[Ysobelle]

Oh, hell, y'all, I carry that photo with me at all times on my Treo! No lie! Right next to the one of Jumping Jesus on a pogo stick! (Bob can verify.)

Damn. Does this mean I have to drive?

[renren]

Wow! Big handbasket!!
Squeeze over, I'm coming in!*rotfl*

[Lady Hefron]

Sir Wallet sent me this. Looks like we are going to need an entire wicker shop. :giggles - so many baskets so little time:

[Nimue]

:lol:

*dives into the basket*

[Savantage]

Is there still room?*rotfl**rotfl**rotfl**hums Y-M-C-A*

[SHpepperKat]

Sir Wallet sent me this. Looks like we are going to need an entire wicker shop. :giggles - so many baskets so little time:



Or you could just use one of these.


https://secure.thisistrue.com/images/products/goohfcards.jpg




https://secure.thisistrue.com/products/Classic_Get_Out_of_Hell_Free_Cards-14-6.html

[Reaver]

Mornin Goils! (and Bob),

Regardless of who drives, once you get there the reservations are at the Styx Hilton (the big one...not the Garden Inn). Reservation is for a block of rooms on the 13th floor; all the rooms have river views (a little extra...but SWEET). However, please note: as this is Hell after all the mini-bars are only stocked with Fanta..... :(

From the "Quarterdeck....of Love"-laughing with the sinners instead of crying with the saints for decades, ;)
Sean the R.
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P.S.: Ya know what Jesus is saying in that pic, right?

"John...........I can see your house from here!!!!!" ;)
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[Margaret]

See - as the Julie McCoy of this here handbasket, I just happen to carry in flasks all kinds of stuff that just happen to mix well with fanta.

It's part of my job - you will have fun or you will die trying.

[Reaver]

See - as the Julie McCoy of this here handbasket, I just happen to carry in flasks all kinds of stuff that just happen to mix well with fanta.

It's part of my job - you will have fun or you will die trying.


Super!!!! All this...and no annoying pesky "Fantanas".....;)



From the "Quarterdeck.....of Love"-Where today's drink special aboard the Wayward Pilgrim is.......

MOJITOS!!!!!!!!!!!!! Psych!!!!!!!! Y'all thought I'd go the grog route again.....HAHAHA...



But really...............it is grog again..... :( ;)
S the R
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[Lady Sarah]

MOJITOS!!!!!!!!!!!!! Psych!!!!!!!! Y'all thought I'd go the grog route again.....HAHAHA...

But really...............it is grog again..... :( ;)


Lying Bastard. :unamused:

and here I was all set to kick off the weekend with some Cuban Goodness...

[Reaver]

Lying Bastard. :unamused:

and here I was all set to kick off the weekend with some Cuban Goodness...

Sorry Sarah........my bad.

But ya know.....in keepin' with the season.....there is always the Irish Goodness.....;)


Just a' Sayin,
S the R
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[Lady Sarah]

Sorry Sarah........my bad.

But ya know.....in keepin' with the season.....there is always the Irish Goodness.....;)


Just a' Sayin,
S the R
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LOL Beer... ick... it just doesn't have the same appeal it did about 10-15 years ago.

I'll hold off the liquid frivolity until later on this afternoon - after the sewing's done.

[Margaret]

I'll hold off the liquid frivolity until later on this afternoon - after the sewing's done.

*snerk* Two good mottos for life:

Don't Drive Angry.

Don't Sew Drunk.


Both lead to weaving you just don't wanna see.

[Lady Sarah]

*snerk* Two good mottos for life:

Don't Drive Angry.

Don't Sew Drunk.


Both lead to weaving you just don't wanna see.

Another one you really need to consider is:

Don't Dye Drunk...

I'm still looking at that fabric and wondering what the hell I did to it. It's cool... but I don't know if I can use it.

On the other hand, when dying things pink... be prepared for PINK... wow... wonder if it'll dry paler than it is now...

[Andreadoria]

Egads!! I hear the basket creaking since I got in. *rotfl**rotfl**rotfl**rotfl*

I can hear Sr Michael and her real Sister Sr Raphael Roaring now.

If no one want to drive I will. I love going down hill fast*rotfl**rotfl*