Crazy Va-jay-jay Lady

[Buxom Wench]

Snagged this from a friend...

*WARNING: PUT DOWN ALL CONSUMABLES!!!*

Granted, this is a serious issue but, it's still hysterical.

Crazy Vagina Lady (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nMQ50ZXV194)

[Cyranno DeBoberac]

Wow. *rotfl*


Here's what gets me... she knows the guy is calling the cops, but she just sticks around giving interviews about her vag.


That chick be nucking futz.

[Andreadoria]

He Bite me in my bagina 2 times.....lololollolol...and he doesn't have a muzzle

[Lis Elfwench]

Gotta say, I loved the bit about the labrador!!! *rotfl*

[DangerousCurves]

This woman should be kicked in the head, not bitten in the vagina. As an owner and backyard breeder of German Shepherds, I take training very seriously but also I take the time to socialize my dogs. This woman shouldn't have pets. The trainer was right on the money in saying that part of the dogs issue is the behavior of the owner. If one of my GSDs LOOKS at someone the wrong way, all it takes is a word and he/she immediately remembers who's the boss. Unfortunately, working for a vet opened my eyes to how hideously spoiled many pets are so that they have no manners at all. The worst of these being small dogs. I have more scars from MinPins and Pugs than any other breed. I would happily wrestle a Rottie before a chihuahua (I have been given the choice before and took the Rottie). Irresponsible owners piss me off.

[Andreadoria]

This woman should be kicked in the head, not bitten in the vagina. As an owner and backyard breeder of German Shepherds, I take training very seriously but also I take the time to socialize my dogs. This woman shouldn't have pets. The trainer was right on the money in saying that part of the dogs issue is the behavior of the owner. If one of my GSDs LOOKS at someone the wrong way, all it takes is a word and he/she immediately remembers who's the boss. Unfortunately, working for a vet opened my eyes to how hideously spoiled many pets are so that they have no manners at all. The worst of these being small dogs. I have more scars from MinPins and Pugs than any other breed. I would happily wrestle a Rottie before a chihuahua (I have been given the choice before and took the Rottie). Irresponsible owners piss me off.

While I thought the woman was funny I totally agree with you. He should not be aloud to have any type of pet. Small dogs are often treated as spoiled children and just like their human counter parts they are never reprimanded or disciplined. Some people have no sense let alone common sense.

I have zero tolerance for misbehaved children and animals. Every friend of mine knows this and so does their children and pets.

[Gemdrite]

Wow. *rotfl*


Here's what gets me... she knows the guy is calling the cops, but she just sticks around giving interviews about her vag.


That chick be nucking futz.
She may not have been allowed to leave. There obviously was a camera crew and stuff, they made have not let her leave until the cop got there.

[LdyJhawk]

Wait...backyard..breeder? Wut?

[Selena]

Whaaaa... ya'll act like this is abnormal!



;-)

[DangerousCurves]

Wait...backyard..breeder? Wut?
I consider myself a responsible backyard breeder. I don't breed all the time and I personally interview each home before placing a pup (or adult) with that home. My last litter was December of '06. I have pix on my myspace if anyone wants to look at my babies

[Nimue]

But his teeth...they are very small. They do not do a lot of damage. They pinch...:rofl:

[Cyranno DeBoberac]

But his teeth...they are very small. They do not do a lot of damage. They pinch...:rofl:

"I pinch!" :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBX0Jfr62Kc

[Reaver]

But his teeth...they are very small. They do not do a lot of damage. They pinch...:rofl:

Evenin' Goils!

Well, yer old Unka Reaver may be a little behind the times on the more esoteric lifestyle activity choices.....
But I hear tell that some people pay good cash money fer this kind of thing....*rotfl*

Jesus.......
imagine what the 1st court appearance was like....musta been like "The People's Court".......in HELL........::duuuuuu:

From the "Quarterdeck.....of Love"-where the Cap'n neither bites nor pinches.......but may nuzzle and nibble a bit,;-)

S the R
SCM::pirate::

[Isabelle Warwicke]

"I pinch!" :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBX0Jfr62Kc

Just a leetle peench. I like to peench.

[Cyranno DeBoberac]

Just a leetle peench. I like to peench.

And he got cheated on too! :-( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhkAGfS__mk

[Isabelle Warwicke]

And he got cheated on too! :-( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhkAGfS__mk

Did he have his claws all over you?

[surlywench]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2GbHkhGr6-A&NR=1

I'm sorry, that vid was hysterical, but this one came up afterwards and..well..i had to share.


Seriously? If I ever see a vajayjay with six arms and legs? They don't make a mach speed high enough to get me the hell away....

[Cyranno DeBoberac]

How about Oprah's Va-jay-jay?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RX2m0oZv1rc

[Cyranno DeBoberac]

Seriously? If I ever see a vajayjay with six arms and legs?

How about a vajayjay with a hand and five fingers?

:shock: :shock: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8hjh3ezj2Y :shock: :shock:

(NSFW, but more clinical than pornographic)

[Cyranno DeBoberac]

By the way.... Best. Thread. Ever. :-D

[Buxom Wench]

By the way.... Best. Thread. Ever. :-D

Thank you. Thankyouverymuch.

[sslider66]

I don wan him to bite the labrador's penis!
*rotfl**rotfl**rotfl*

[renren]

:roll:
Muzzles!
:shhh:for both!

[Ariel]

How about Oprah's Va-jay-jay?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RX2m0oZv1rc

Okay, I watched that and then I got sucked into watching as many clips of The Soup as I could find. It took me a while to finish, but I love that show! *rotfl*

[Thistle]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2GbHkhGr6-A&NR=1

I'm sorry, that vid was hysterical, but this one came up afterwards and..well..i had to share.


Seriously? If I ever see a vajayjay with six arms and legs? They don't make a mach speed high enough to get me the hell away....


Glad you posted the link, cause if you hadn't, I would have. The dancing bit was.... interesting. Scary, but interesting. Like Annie Sprinkle and her Public Cervix Announcements.

[Thistle]

How about a vajayjay with a hand and five fingers?

:shock: :shock: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8hjh3ezj2Y :shock: :shock:

(NSFW, but more clinical than pornographic)

Oh. I thought this link was for the Hand Vajayjay http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQtKnDGhxmk&feature=related