Savantage
08-10-2008, 03:17 AM
Dear Boss,
I have enjoyed working here these past several years. You have
paid me very well, given me benefits beyond belief. I have 3-4
months off per year and a pension plan that will pay my salary
till the day I die and a health plan that most people can only
dream about.
Despite this, I plan to take the next 12-18 months to find a new
position. During this time I will show up for work when it is
convenient. In addition I fully expect to draw my full salary and
all the other perks associated with my current job.
Oh yeah, if my search for this new job proves fruitless, I will
be back with no loss in pay or status. Before you say anything,
remember that you have no choice in the matter. I can and will do
this.
Sincerely,
Every Senator or Congressman running for President.
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I have enjoyed working here these past several years. You have
paid me very well, given me benefits beyond belief. I have 3-4
months off per year and a pension plan that will pay my salary
till the day I die and a health plan that most people can only
dream about.
Despite this, I plan to take the next 12-18 months to find a new
position. During this time I will show up for work when it is
convenient. In addition I fully expect to draw my full salary and
all the other perks associated with my current job.
Oh yeah, if my search for this new job proves fruitless, I will
be back with no loss in pay or status. Before you say anything,
remember that you have no choice in the matter. I can and will do
this.
Sincerely,
Every Senator or Congressman running for President.
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