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Chrystiana
08-14-2008, 01:04 PM
I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would not allow me to take leave. I thought that maybe
if I acted 'CRAZY' then he would tell me to take a few days off.

So I hung upside down on the ceiling and made funny noises. My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was
doing. I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb, so that the Boss would think I was 'CRAZY' and give me
a few days off.

A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked 'What are you doing?' I told him I was a light bulb.

He said, 'You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a couple of days.' I jumped down and walked
out of the office.


When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss asked her..."and where do you think you're going?"

(You're gonna love this.....)



She said, 'I'm going home too, I can't work in the dark!









I'm blonde, but I still love blonde jokes....

Andreadoria
08-14-2008, 11:57 PM
*rotfl**rotfl**rotfl**rotfl**rotfl*

So glad I wasn't drinking!!!