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Sandina
08-17-2008, 06:09 AM
I am a crack dealer in Beaumont, TX, who has recently been diagnosed as a carrier of the HIV virus. My parents live in Fort Worth . One of my sisters lives in Pflugerville and is married to a transvestite. My father and mother have recently been arrested for producing and selling Meth. They are financially dependent on my other two sisters, who are prostitutes in Dallas. I have two brothers: one is currently serving a life sentence at Huntsville for the murder of a teenage boy in 1994. My other brother is currently in jail awaiting charges of sexual misconduct with his three children. I have recently become engaged to marry a fo rmer prostitute who lives in Longview. She is a part time 'working girl'.

All things considered, my problem is this. I love my fiancé and look forward to bringing her into the family. I certainly want to be totally open and honest with her. Should I tell her about my cousin who supports Barrack Obama for President?

Signed,
Worried About My Reputation

Lady Hefron
08-17-2008, 07:58 AM
Dear Worried,

Assure her that you don't socialize with this cousin and don't plan on inviting them to the wedding. ::whistle::

Sandina
08-18-2008, 04:20 AM
I wouldn't bother with the cousin either! LOl

Cyranno DeBoberac
08-18-2008, 07:38 PM
I guess 'Worried' must have something against Muslims. :roll: