Return of the Rogue Show

[Crossbones]

Hello ladies!

Yes it's back LONGER AND HARDER!

Longer - an extra 15 minutes of depravity
and
Harder - an extra 15 minutes of material we need to come up with.

So, since we are at the beginning writing stages, I thought I'd put it out there - What do you want to see at the Rogue Show? What did you like last year and want to see again? What do you never want to see again?

Themes?

We've replaced the Gypsy with a Dirty Songster (either Singing Gravedigger or Jeff from Reelies) for more Testosterone on stage.

Get those dirty minds rolling...

[Maddie]

Ok, I know that there was some concern about the Wenches on Trampolines, but I gotta tell ya, I thought it was a real HOOT! I'd love to see that come back. The Rogue show rocked and was so much fun.

I am not sure how I can help L, but I offer you any assistance you may need.

Hugs and kisses.

[Reaver]

My Dear Bones,

I've said it before....I'll say it again:

WENCHES........ON CATAPULTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :twisted:

Oh...that and more "rogue point" prizes........ :wink:

From the "Quarterdeck....of Love"- home of the DeTroy Mark I......the "Catapult...of Love" :lol:

Sean the R
Swingin' Cap'n Merrill 8)

[WenchLadyKate]

The Rogue Show was a definate don't miss for me last year, and I'm SOOOO happy it's coming back.

I'm in agreement with Reaver... More prizes and more points... maybe towards the end of the season, whoever gets the most points gets a really great prize!

And maybe waterguns. I know it's a family show, and it's not quite 'period' but a wet chemise contest would so rock...

[Tink]

Lionel.....definitely do some sorta show that's a take-off on Queer Eye....like Rogue Eye for the Mundane guy or some such thing.

And, I of course, will be happy to bounce for you this season. :D

[Reaver]

Lionel.....definitely do some sorta show that's a take-off on Queer Eye....like Rogue Eye for the Mundane guy or some such thing.

And, I of course, will be happy to bounce for you this season. :D

Making MORE lads,"Fierce....but Fabulous"......right Tink????? :wink:

And you bouncing is ALWAYS a good thing!!!!!!!!! :wink: :aok:

From the "Quarterdeck...of Love"- Where Wenches wobble(and bounce) but they don't fall down.......just swoon a little, :wink:
Sean the R.
Swingin' Cap'n Merrill 8)

[Tink]

Making MORE lads,"Fierce....but Fabulous"......right Tink????? :wink:

And you bouncing is ALWAYS a good thing!!!!!!!!! :wink: :aok:



Hey, they could even give the FBF pins or something....Mage could make them.

As for me bouncing being a good thing.....so long as I don't put an eye at...yeah it's all good. :wink:

[Aries]

I WANNA BOUNCE WITH TINK!!!!

Oh wait you mean for the show, on the trampolines...LOL!!

Yeah, yeah....that too.

Ya know I have a suggestion for a "prize" but I'm afraid some might get offended...LOL.
Oh what the hell, since when do I care right?!

How about a "lap dance" from one of the Wenchies! Or maybe signed photos of "the girls"?

[Tink]

I WANNA BOUNCE WITH TINK!!!!

Oh wait you mean for the show, on the trampolines...LOL!!

Yeah, yeah....that too.

Ya know I have a suggestion for a "prize" but I'm afraid some might get offended...LOL.
Oh what the hell, since when do I care right?!

How about a "lap dance" from one of the Wenchies! Or maybe signed photos of "the girls"?

Ok...I'll bounce, but I draw the line at lap dancing.....unless maybe it's my guy or a guy I can trust..... :lol: However, not offended by the idea at all for those bold enough to do it.

As for bouncing with you Aries my dear....anytime, anyplace :wink:

[Heather McInnes]

Oh if only I could bounce this year...had a blast with Aries last year......won't miss a show though for the 2 weekends me and my rogue will be there......

[Alianne]

Or maybe signed photos of "the girls"?

It wouldn't be difficult -- or expensive -- to have little (say, 3X5") shots of the Wenchies who are willing to do the photo thing imprinted with their Wenchies names -- and one of the prizes can be an autographed photo of a Wenchie.

A group shot would be cool, too.

Maybe do them in the style of a trading card on the front and encourage patrons to -- ahem -- collect the set. ;)

[Crossbones]

I LOVE THE IDEA OF Wenchie Trading Cards!!!

Keep the ideas flowing...

We'll probably dropping the trampolines, but looking for replacement ideas. Mr Turtle Pool maybe with bathing wenchies.

If you know any vendors who may be interested in SPONSORING a Rogue Show, by furnishing a prize in exchange for shameless plugging during a show, let me know.

[Tink]

I LOVE THE IDEA OF Wenchie Trading Cards!!!

Keep the ideas flowing...

We'll probably dropping the trampolines, but looking for replacement ideas. Mr Turtle Pool maybe with bathing wenchies.

If you know any vendors who may be interested in SPONSORING a Rogue Show, by furnishing a prize in exchange for shameless plugging during a show, let me know.

I can think of at least three that would do that!!!

[Aries]

ME!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Ariel]

I heard such great things about the Rogue's show last year and never got to get out of my booth to go see it. Maybe this year.

[wench230]

Crossbones, my dear... you know I am more than happy to offer my, erm, assets to whatever mayhem you come up with for The Rogue Show this year.

And I still think a Wet Chemise segment would be hilarious, not to mention attention-grabbing. You could make an audience member have to perform some ridiculous act for the privilege of wetting down a Wenchie. *hee*

Grinning evilly,
Samantha

[Crossbones]

Yes... any wench who wants to bear her wet assets will have a place in the rogue show.

Dam I love my job!

[Ikandi]

Hmmm..maybe wenchie "back-up" dancers to accompany the dirty songster?
Keep on making people do completely ridiculous stuff, that's the best!!
For new stuff, maybe something to make fun of all the dopey reality shows on TV? either a "bachelor" type thing, or "average rogue" or something...

[Lady D]

I will more than happily bounce this year, for nothing more than sheer entertainment value. <g> I won't be working NYRF this year, so I will be able to do it whenever I am wanted/needed. ::amused::

-Darcey-

[Will Tessa]

wench trading cards sounds wonderful!!!!!!!

[Crossbones]

Good news and bad news...

Bouncing will be limited this year. We're a little concerned for your safety and our liability, so we're going to only do the trampoline spariningly.

HOWEVER,

We are entertaining ideas for other things two or more wenchies can do at the end of a show. Like Wenchies Pillow-fighting (dressed for a slumber party). Wenchies rubbing suntan lotion on eachother...

You get the idea. You come up with an idea, costumes and props, and Don and I will make it happen.

Rocket has agreed to schedule for us again, so send me a Private message with you idea, and if approved we'll schedule with Ronnie.

Thanks we love you all

Oh and if you hadn't heard the show is 45 minutes long this year and titled "The Rogue Show... Longer, Harder, Balder!"

[Crossbones]

What?!! No throngs of ideas flooding my mailbox? Am I not nuzzling the proper cookoos nests? Am I not telling you all how much I love you enough. Did I forget to send roses and nibble on your necks?

[Aries]

Wench Mud wrestling?
Wench WATER balloon fight?
How about scattering dancing Wenches through the crowd?
Do a Scottish themed show and let the Wenches pillow fight with stuffed sheep.
How about Wenches doing cartwheels?
I mean really...a shaving cream fight...or whipped cream!

I could come up with a million ideas baby, finding the Wenches to DO them is a diferent story.

[mstarfire]

Grape toss/dive?
But just to keep it in the family so to speak, have the audience toss a grape and then the wench gets the rogue of her choice to dive for it?

Oh, right, this is a family show
:wink:

[biker]

ME!!!!!!!!!!!!

yer almost tooo eager!!!!! :lol:

[cullen fermanagh]

I'm a Pickle Pirate....theres GOTTA be something fun and kinky you can do with pickles...like the Biker Rally games of hot-dog-on-a-string.... maybe dangle a pickle, put a wench on a rouges shoulders, and she has to ... um... orally handle the pickle as the rouge runs under it?

is that a bit too suggestive??? i don't really know how far you guys go with the double entandre and inuendo at these shows...

I'm at a disadvantage here having ONLY seen one rouge show...having yer kids at fair is no fun at all!

[Random]

I'm a Pickle Pirate....theres GOTTA be something fun and kinky you can do with pickles...like the Biker Rally games of hot-dog-on-a-string.... maybe dangle a pickle, put a wench on a rouges shoulders, and she has to ... um... orally handle the pickle as the rouge runs under it?

is that a bit too suggestive??? i don't really know how far you guys go with the double entandre and inuendo at these shows...

I'm at a disadvantage here having ONLY seen one rouge show...having yer kids at fair is no fun at all!

Thats funny... ::looks over the post:: hang on... ::moves the "G" in Rouges and Rouge to inFRONT of the "U":: And now it's even better!

[Alianne]

I'm a Pickle Pirate....theres GOTTA be something fun and kinky you can do with pickles...like the Biker Rally games of hot-dog-on-a-string.... maybe dangle a pickle, put a wench on a rouges shoulders, and she has to ... um... orally handle the pickle as the rouge runs under it?

is that a bit too suggestive??? i don't really know how far you guys go with the double entandre and inuendo at these shows...

I'm at a disadvantage here having ONLY seen one rouge show...having yer kids at fair is no fun at all!

We did things with pickles last year during the Rogues' Show.

::pats Cullen with rouge....:: :)

[Ikandi]

Do a Scottish themed show and let the Wenches pillow fight with stuffed sheep.


I love this one!!! How about having the wenchies in mini-kilts too!

[Dmitri]

How about having the wenchies in mini-kilts too!

Yeah that would SUCK!!!!! :shock:

[Dmitri]

How about having the wenchies in mini-kilts too!

Yeah that would SUCK!!!!! :shock:

[Crossbones]

hmmm Ikandi in a mini-kilt pillow fighting with a stuffed sheep.

Damn.

And hey Ikandi needs to be a rare Wenchie Card - send that pic.

[Tink]

hmmm Ikandi in a mini-kilt pillow fighting with a stuffed sheep.

Damn.

And hey Ikandi needs to be a rare Wenchie Card - send that pic.

Ya know, when I suggested the Bethany in bright colors as a rare one...I almost suggested Ikandi. She would be a well-sought after card for sure!!

[Random]

I dont know about the rest of you... but I want a Wenchie card with toosha in her Viking gear! Helmet, Spear, shield... :lol:

[Ikandi]

I dont know about the rest of you... but I want a Wenchie card with toosha in her Viking gear! Helmet, Spear, shield... :lol:

That was great!!! Spear and magic helmet!

[Tink]

I dont know about the rest of you... but I want a Wenchie card with toosha in her Viking gear! Helmet, Spear, shield... :lol:

That would be a great one. I have a pic of her in that outfit. She's not smiling though....more that look of "Is this day over yet?" :lol:

[biker]

I dont know about the rest of you... but I want a Wenchie card with toosha in her Viking gear! Helmet, Spear, shield... :lol:

spear and magic helmet??/

[Dmitri]

Beer and magic football? :shock:

[biker]

Beer and magic football? :shock:

starts next month!!!!! are ya ready for some footballl!!!!!

[Crossbones]

Yes the last card should be Toosha with spear and helmet

[toosha]

The appropriate picture has been sent.

[Reaver]

"OH BWUNHILDE........YOU'RE SO WOVELY....." :lol:



And the horny helmet always DID look better on you than it did on me...... :wink:


From the "Quarterdeck...of Love"-Still fierce.....Still Fabulous...... :lol:

Sean the R
SCM 8) [/i]

[Tink]

Avhi and Mare.......FYI I e-mailed Lionel 2 pics of us in the artches at clositers....one of which is the Lunde's Angel's pose.... :lol:

[biker]

Hey Tink/crossbones,

How about a drinking relay race with the wenchies?? where they run so far, rink a ale, then spin around a few times and run back to tag the next person??

[Caitriona]

I like the sheep pillow fight myself... In mini-kilts..

[Tink]

Hey Tink/crossbones,

How about a drinking relay race with the wenchies?? where they run so far, rink a ale, then spin around a few times and run back to tag the next person??

I'm thinking that might get a tad messy and not in a good way...a wench sprawled on the floor with a cracked skull after slipping or falling...not so sexy.....

[biker]

give them protection, a viking helmet maybe.

[Tink]

give them protection, a viking helmet maybe.

Protection....it won't be *that* kind of a show. :rotfl: :wink:

[biker]

give them protection, a viking helmet maybe.

Protection....it won't be *that* kind of a show. :rotfl: :wink:

why not??? I can send these people up from Tijauna.... :shock: :twisted:

[Alianne]

Y'know, maybe we can do a replay of the 'licking whipped cream off roses' thing from last year's Olympics......let the 'danes buy roses from a rose girl/bud stud for the Wenchies.....let them vote (by applause) who licks the whipped cream off the rose the best/most creative/most...um...stimulating <g>....

The rose sellers make a little more money, and whatever roses are intact can maybe be presented to the 'dane who bought the rose for the winning Wenchie as their 'reward' (if a bunch of sticky roses can be considered a 'reward').

Most creative body shots of mead? Again, taken from the Wench Olympics -- have a 'dane be the 'body'........let the Wenchie do the shot.......

[Ikandi]

The appropriate picture has been sent.

Yay!!!! I love that picture! :D

[Crossbones]

Kids, Don and I worked on the show today. And I promise you will not be disappointed!

Line? We don't need no stinkin' line!

[Alianore DeClare]

I could come up with a million ideas baby, finding the Wenches to DO them is a diferent story.

Ready, willing, and able to serve your every whim, Mistress Aries! :lol: Bring it ON!