PDA

View Full Version : Old Songs, new words


MaidMarion
12-21-2008, 08:21 PM
Some of the artists of the 60's are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate aging baby boomers.

They include:

Bobby Darin ---
Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' a Flash.

Herman's Hermits ---
Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker.

Ringo Starr ---
I Get By With a Little Help From Depends.


The Bee Gees -- -
How Can You Mend a Broken Hip.

Roberta Flack---
The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face.

Johnny Nash ---
I Can't See Clearly Now.

Paul Simon---
Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver

The Commodores ---
Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom.

Marvin Gaye ---
Heard It Through the Grape Nuts.

Procol Harem---
A Whiter Shade of Hair.

Leo Sayer ---
You Make Me Feel Like Napping.

The Temptations ---
Papa's Got a Kidney Stone.

Abba---
Denture Queen.

Tony Orlando ---
Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall.

Helen Reddy --- I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore.



Leslie Gore--- It's My Procedure, and I'll Cry If I Want To.



And Last but NOT least

Willie Nelson --- On the Commode Again

GoodyTombShoes
12-22-2008, 07:35 AM
*snickers* I sent this one out to my Mom...For I am ageless

mijomuffins
12-22-2008, 12:38 PM
My boss loved this. Heehee.

Bronya
12-22-2008, 02:37 PM
I lived through all of these in the 60's. Thanks for letting me know what I have to look forward to the 2nd time around. ::crutche: