FLUFF: I don't think this has been posted before

[I'Cin]

Random title and/or name generator

http://humor.about.com/gi/dynamic/offsite.htm?site=http://title.flywheel.org/


You shall henceforth be known as:

Sub Duchess of The Black Army of Small Furry Animals, Indolent Cin VIII

Ambassador of Random Acts of Violence, Indolent Cin

Commander-In-Training of Rapscallions, Indolent Cin

Bailiff Emeritus of The National Association for the Advancement of The Ivy League Beer-Funnel Team, Donna Indolent Cin

Commander of Various Silly Practices, Indolent Cin
Sure beats "Crack Whore".

[In Hiding]

Contessa of Mysterious Briefcases, Lucy Buckles

LOL

[ambar]

Woman-at-arms of Road Pylons, Scrum-Diddly Ambar

Attaché of Raping and Pillaging, MC Ambar

Queen of Youth In Asia, Ambar

Chamberlain of The 'Thrax, Ambar Debra Denahey

Accountant of The Duct-Taped Gerbil Rehabilitation Association of North America (DTGRANA), MC Ambar Peacock

Über-Baroness of Invincible Sand Castles, Ms. Ambar H. Phillips

Marquise of Telepathic Snow Dolphins, Ambar

Holy Duchess of Seal Clubbing, Ambar Luther XII

[Dmitri]

Provost of Random Acts of Violence, Dmitri Vladescu

Caliph-In-Training of The Matrix, Dmitri Vladescu

Lesser Maharaja of Men in Tights, Dmitri Vladescu

Mighty Priest of Nipples, Dmitri Vladescu

Count of The Opposite of Erectile Dysfunction, Dmitri Vladescu VII

Secretary of The Duct-Taped Gerbil Rehabilitation Association of North America (DTGRANA), Dmitri "Dead Monkey" Vladescu, the Seventh

Dominar of The Naked Chick Magazine Society, Dmitri Vladescu

AND....

Lesser Earl Maximus of The Deviant Sexual Practice Society, Dmitri Vladescu

[Bonnie Strangeways]

hmmm.... I thnik this one was my favorite:

Alderwoman of The National Association for the Advancement of Condoms, Bonnie Fox Strangeways

Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.


how strangely appropriate........

[Dragonfly]

Minor Sheikh of The Upper Volta Bank and Trust, Dragonfly F. Stuhr (???)

Dragon of Your Mom, Dragonfly W. Van Zandt, the Forty-Second (????)

Assistant Sultan Junior Grade of Picking On Nerds, Dragonfly Clapton (?????)

This one was only cool because it called me a Jedi Master!
Captain Emeritus of The The Sun Bank and Trust, Jedi Master Dragonfly Rosch (??????)

All mine turned out stupid!
Oh, wait, I changed it and got a cool one!
Sorceress of Haberdashers, Helen Wheelwright :D

[Lady Sarah]

I'm not sure if this is something to be proud of:

Maharani of Deep Throating, Lady Sarah
:shock:

[Dragonfly]

Chief of Uncouth Youth, Helen Wayne

There was another one about being second alderwoman for unruly youth and their poor choices in music, but apparenlty I did not copy correctly. :oops:

OMG! That one's true! I'm the only chick on a lot of power-metal boards and I'm usually in charge of putting the smack down o nthe dick-waving. Self appointed, of course. :)

Ooo, and this one was nifty.
Agent of Yggdrasil, Helen Winkler

[Dragonfly]

You shall henceforth be known as:

Lesser Countess Junior Grade of The Lesbian Appreciation Society, Mrs. Helen G. Vega

Well, they won't be able to make a derogatory nickname from this one. Oh, wait...

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

I kept hitting submit, but I think I will stop now... heh...

[Rhia]

Director of The Deviant Sexual Practice Society, Rhia Firewalker

Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a minute; set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.



Ok - can I get this on a business card???
:twisted:

[KissMeKate]

You shall henceforth be known as:

Great Priestess of The Boxer Brief Coalition, Katelyn Michelle Burrill
Too bad your cellmate is still going to call you "Honey". :shock:

Umpire of Scopin' Hotties, Kiss Me Kate (I LIKE IT!!!!)

[Bonnie Strangeways]

I'm not sure if this is something to be proud of:

Maharani of Deep Throating, Lady Sarah
:shock:

Damn it.....sombody call IT. I 've lost my coffee Sarah...it came out my nose.

[Lady Sarah]

Damn it.....sombody call IT. I 've lost my coffee Sarah...it came out my nose.

ouw!!! that had to hurt.

wonder if I can get that on a badge...

[Margaret]

Sarah, I can give you the name and number of a friend who makes statement buttons. She makes them out of the polymer plastic for very reasonable prices.

[Entropy]

Czarina of Sporks, Entropy Wright

Contessa of Sporks, Entropy Cash X

Lesser Woman-at-arms of Bad Puns, Entropy Roods
Well, they won't be able to make a derogatory nickname from this one. Oh, wait...

Mega Director Junior Grade of Various Silly Practices, Entropy Gilbert
Commander of Bitch Slaps, Entropy Virginia Kaufeld
Forgive me sire, I was raised by a mad herd of wild cows

Arch Duchess of The Ancient Order of Cow Tipping, Lady Entropy van der Cummings

Duchess of Encyclopaedias, Entropy Garfunkel

Maharani of Donuts, Entropy Stauffer

Mage-In-Training of Seal Clubbing, Entropy Buckley

Ambassador Maximus of The Institute for Promotion of Random Acts of Violence, Señorita Entropy Guter

Ombudswoman of Vibrators, DJ Entropy Tilmon

And my personal favorite:

Boss of Naughty Bits, Entropy Kline
ALL YOUR TITLE ARE BELONG TO US.

[Constance Innuendo]

Funkmistress of The Right Side of Small Furry Animals, Constance Trout Innuendo

Princess of Eugenics, Constance Innuendo XIV

... but you still make minimum wage. (ain't that the truth)

Assistant CEO of Uranus, Constance Innuendo XI
(I feel like this one some days)

and now with the REAL name. . .

Sub-Accountant of Men in Tights, Miss Carrie Ruth Scott IV (I swear my middle name is NOT Ruth)

Fuhrerin of Naughty Bits, Carrie Scott (my personal favorite)

Sorceress of Bubble Wrap, Inc., Carrie Scott, Attorney at Law

[Ysobelle]

It was the subtitle that really got me, I must say.


You shall henceforth be known as:

High Regent of The Ancient Order of Men in Tights, Ysobelle McKaufeld, the Seventy-Twoth

There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary and those who don't.

[Nevada]

Justice of The Beechwood Inn, Nevada Elizabeth Coleman

[Lady Sarah]

I had to go back and see what other kind of trouble I could conjure up.

Greater Countess of The Hellmouth, LadySarah Deborah Rommel VII
Put that in your Palm V and smoke it.

Kahuna-In-Training of Deviant Sexual Practices, CandieViolet Hezekiah Willicut
You're nothing but a goddamned communist

[rosefaeries]

Attaché of Making Cheerleaders Squeal, Rosefaeries Lord

Don't mess with Texas.
(What gets to me with this one is I am helping teach the middle school cheerleader squad how to be cheerleaders) :?

Funkmistress of The Ancient Order of Cowboy Spurs, Rosefaeries Abigail Beeblebrox, oppressor o' the Masses
Swell.

Ombudswoman of The Cowboy Spur Society, Kimberly Godsey
Make it so.


(I live in a redneck central type of area. )

Captain of Men in Tights, Rosefaeries J. McBrunette

Space aliens can have my penis when they pry it from my cold, lifeless hand.

Well at least they got the color of my hair right. As for the rest, well.....

[Bevin]

kewl...I kinda like this one

Duchess of Man-Random Act of Violence Love, Bevin Blattner XV

Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a minute; set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

[Fiona Freckl'dbottom]

This result was cute:

You shall henceforth be known as:

Maharani of Dictionaries and Subwoofer-like Things, Alanna Marie Jones

You have something in your teeth. No, no, right there.

But I liked this one better:

Representative of The Stoopid Title Generator Society, Fiona H. Freckl'dbottom

Help! I'm trapped in a random title and name generator!

;-)

[Isabelle Fawkes]

You shall henceforth be known as:

Fuhrerin of Naughty Bits, Lady Isabelle Fawkes

Attaché of Silly People Who Don't Like Deviant Sexual Practices, Señorita Isabelle Fawkes, the Fourth

General of The Left Side of Jupiter, Isabelle W. Fawkes XI

Accountant of The Alliance of Tufted Tit-Mouses, Isabelle Fawkes

Priestess of Furry Wilderness Creatures, Isabelle Fawkes

[Winifred Baskerville]

Acting Constable of Encyclopaedias, Winifred Staples Baskerville

Sultan Junior Grade of Cheap Canadian Beers, Winifred Margaret Phillips

Vice Chairwoman of The Right Side of Objectivism, Win Baskerville

Sorceress Junior Grade of Donuts and Subwoofer-like Things, Win B

I think I'll stop now... Could spend too much time there.

[Absinthe d'Accalia]

Chairwoman of Haunted Houses, Absinthe d'Accalia

Empress of The Ministry of Baby Monkeys, Absinthe d'Accalia

Sheikh of Things That Go "Bump" in the Night, Absinthe Boutros d'Accalia

Minor Sorceress of Cow Tipping, Absinthe d'Accalia

Woman-at-arms of No Pants, Absinthe d'Accalia

Priestess of Speed Bumps, Absinthe d'Accalia

Mecha-Superintendent Junior Grade of Stars, Darth Absinthe d'Accalia

Über-Centurion of The Black Army of Quantum Mechanics, Absinthe d'Accalia

[thungar]

Assistant Marquis of All Things Not Pertaining to Jupiter, Scrum-Diddly Thungar van der Rugen


Vice Gardener of The National Association for the Advancement of The Louvre, Thungar van der Heimlich


Teenage Mutant Ninja Friar of Lesbians, Thungar Mark Ford


Fuhrer of Haunted Houses, Thungar Fogerty


Wow they REALLY know me.
(Hides behind the curtins and throws peanuts and the cameras)

[Adriana Rose]

hehehehe...

You shall henceforth be known as:

Queen of The Ridiculous Army of Mice, Snoop Doggy Adriana Daggers Rose

Empress of Leather Couches, Donna Adriana Daggers Rose

The former was a lulu, but you're a cake.

Poobah of Condoms, Adriana Daggers Rose

Priestess of Silly People Who Don't Like Dictionaries, Adriana Daggers Rose

Viscountess of No Pants, Adriana Daggers Rose


I have wayyy to much time on my hands

[Mistress Morigianna]

Über-Secretary Maximus of Ladies in Waiting, Mrs. Misty Morigianna Johnson, M.D.

Chairwoman of Lesbians, Misty Johnson, The Seldom Lucid

Sheikh of All Things Not Pertaining to Naked Chick Magazines, Scrum-Diddly Misty Morigianna Johnson

Vice President of Wieners, Misty Morigianna von Weele

Fuhrerin of Very Little, O. Morigianna Johnson

Minor Constable of Kissing Ass, Misty Morigianna Johnson

Contessa of Porno Web Sites, Misty Morigianna Johnson

ok i better stop now- lol

[MacKahlia]

You shall henceforth be known as:

General of Seal Clubbing, Allison Elizabeth Zima

Sorceress of The Black Army of Ramen Flava' Packets, Allison Elizabeth Zima

Czarina of Legos, Allison Zima

Mega Bard of The Right Side of Condoms, Allison Elizabeth Zima

Dragon of Boxes Of Animal Crackers and Zeppelins, Sister Allison Elizabeth Zima, the First

[Bean]

Yeah, I had to stop, too!!!

Major Goddess Emeritus of Sleeping In, Senorita Betsy Ann DeBottis

Countess of Jimmy McGuinn

Captain of the Black Army of Magnetic Stripe Cards, Betsy DeBottis, PhD

Countess of Cheesy Comestibles, Betsy DeBottis, DDS

So how did this thing know I am a lazy ass, and work in retail????