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biker
12-18-2004, 12:35 PM
One evening Mike went over to his friend Terry's house to play cards with some friends. Mike sat directly across from Terry's wife. Mike dropped a card on the floor and bent down to pick it up. When he looked across the table he saw that Terry's wife had her legs open and no panties on. He sat up and was flushed. He went into the kitchen to get a drink of water. To his surprise Terry's wife had followed him into the kitchen and said, "Did you like what you saw?" Mike said yes I did. She said, "Well you can get more than that but it will cost you $500." So Mike thought about this financial situation and said O.K. She said come here tomorrow at 2:30 because Terry will be at work then. Mike said, "I'll see you then."

The next day, Mike came over, they had sex, he paid her, then he left. Later, Terry came home and asked, "Has Mike been over here today?" She said, thinking she had been caught, "As a matter of fact, he did." Terry said, "Good because that fool came by my job this morning and asked to borrow $500 till this evening, and he said he would leave it with you."

Cassandra from VTRF
12-18-2004, 12:52 PM
:lumpy:

typical rogue

Absinthe d'Accalia
12-18-2004, 02:30 PM
That's funny! 8)

thungar
12-18-2004, 02:52 PM
8) Shhh don't tell anyone... :P

Adriana Rose
12-18-2004, 03:58 PM
Typical Rouges :lol: :lol:

arianne
12-18-2004, 04:27 PM
There's a commercial like that (minus the sex!)...the woman offers to drop her towel or something. Anyone remember what it was a commercial for??

12-18-2004, 04:53 PM
porn?

Muffin

Cassandra from VTRF
12-18-2004, 07:27 PM
the NBA, I believe. One of the women from Desperate Housewives.

biker
12-19-2004, 03:08 AM
typical rogue

You trying to say we're broke?

Bluebeard The Pirate
12-19-2004, 08:46 AM
Now that;s funny! :singdanc:

We Rogues would never do that! :wink:
:rotfl:

Cassandra from VTRF
12-19-2004, 09:33 AM
Now that;s funny! :singdanc:

We Rogues would never do that! :wink:
:rotfl:

Yeah, right.