Magic Carpet Ride

[thungar]

My mom gets the same thing. She has a daughter that is going to be 32 a son who is going to be 27 a husband who is going to be 52 and she is going to be 53. She looks and acts like a person at least 20 years younger. The only real problem that she love to march me out when she is at work...tries to put her arm on my shoulder and says "This is my Little one." Oh well...

[Dedeley]

That's because to your Mom, you're always going to be her little one. Sorry, part of the Mommy Code and Rule Book. Right in the chapter after "Guilt."

As long as your girlfriend doesn't call you that, you're doing fine!

[thungar]

I KNEW there was a reason I like you!! What would you like to learn, young one


Well my dear WHATEVER you would like to teach me. I am always willing to learn. Plus if I like what is being taught I might come back for extra credit. :twisted:

[Dedeley]

Any particular, er, subjects, you might be interested in? Anatomy, perhaps?

Wenches LOVE overachievers . . .. . . go for that extra credit!

[Dedeley]

Hi, SwtLvbleBrian, I see you're lurking! Any word on that job interview you had last week? I missed "chat" last night. What did I miss?

[thungar]

Any particular, er, subjects, you might be interested in? Anatomy, perhaps?
I dunno maybe we could try Phys ed or maybe Lit. but I would take all of the tutoring that I can get.

[rosefaeries]

OOOh is this a new show? :o Dedeley and Thungar 8) settles down to watch. First time I have been around when a show starts.

[Dedeley]

Get out the popcorn, girls. And by the way, he LIKES the, ahem, mature ladies.

Watch out, Thungar, you could have a harem pretty soon!

[thungar]

Now Now Now I do not mind....Did you say Harem. ummmm oh never mind...

"tosses chocolate and irish cream on the floor and runs for the door."

[Dedeley]

Ah, see, fickle, fickle, fickle . . . . . . . :(

[Dedeley]

Rosefaeries, what type of show would you like to see? Thungar and I are at your disposal, right, dear?

[thungar]

Me Fickle never just a little awestruck to have such lovely ladies at my side.

[Dedeley]

Ah, such honeyed words from one so young . . .

[thungar]

Thungar and I are at your disposal, right, dear?
As always my dear. You say the word and any one of the ladies wishes is my most ardent desire.

[Dedeley]

There are too many ladies here ready to be a-wooed by such a handsome and willing man. A man ready with sweet words, chocolate, and irish cream.

Alas, my heart is engaged to one already (blushing from hip upwards), so I must needs dabble only in the courtly type of love (and at times, sewer-ridden innuendo).

I am sure that there are many unattached ladies here who can be worshipped in the flesh.

[thungar]

I my dear only speak the truth as I see it. The manners that we show and the words that are spoken are but honey to the soul. To tempt and to woo are the nature of man when confronted with the beauty that is always placed before him. To pluck a rose from a garden without asking if I may is but the gravest of insults. So may dear ladies the words are but the begining of the question. The dance shall always be led by the ladies even when the man thinks that he leads.

[biker]

I'm going to stop trying to tempt you biker...
~rearranges hair back down around her neck and shoulders~

sneeks up behind Sarah, lighlty sinks teeth in....

Once again the faint taste of clover honey........

[Morghan]

[quote=Morghan] Hey might be as good as I once was... But I'm as good ONCE as I ever was...

(Still trying to disprove that a man's sexual peek is eighteen...)

Ahhh... but that tends to leave a question remaining....

Is *once* EVER enough? :wink: :lol:

[rosefaeries]

Rosefaeries, what type of show would you like to see? Thungar and I are at your disposal, right, dear?

What type of show? That may take some thought. But in the mean time, please carry on. This is highly informative for this single wench.

[Margaret]

. But in the mean time, please carry on. This is highly informative for this single wench.


And that's what we are here for dear, to educate and inform :D

*Hands Rose a pencil and pad of paper*

Here Rose, for note taking...

[Margaret]

[quote=Bonnie Strangeways]Biker....I'm West Coast, so I wanna know what I taste like! ::lifts hair and arches neck in preparation::quote]

looks around.. coast is clear... nibble nibble... hmm taste like clover honey.

wonders if all wenches taste the same


Methinks nibbling on Wenches necks will not allow you to decern if all Wenches taste the same, Biker..... :wink:

[Lucy]

Good morning everyone!!!!!!!!!!!

Happy Friday!!!!!!!!!!

*hugglez*
Lucy

[Margaret]

*Mags tackles Lucy in a big hug*

Morning Luce! Nice to see you out and about on this cold and chilly day! :D

[Eric McTavish]

Happy firday all...just stoped to say hi...

Today is my deadline day!!! :shock: must burn 50 CDs, print labels, prep for conference ... :shock: ...AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

nor really Im ok...Im ok...inhale pink...exhale blue.....

[Lucy]

*hugglez* Mags!!! :) Yes I think I *might* actually be able to play today... January is SUCH a bad month for me at work...all the year end stuff, UGH! BUT I think I have caught up to myself and can be back to my sweet and innocent ways! ;)

Hi Eric!!! Get to work! But be calm about it...you can do it...just every so often, stop and count to ten... ;)

[Margaret]

*Maggie hands Eric a cool cloth for his forehead*

It's OK Eric, relax, it will be OK......

[Apropos]

Please tell me it's REALLY Friday. Please tell me that this is not a cruel joke and today is the last day of the week from hell!!! Please please please. Oh and good morning to you all. Sending out what's left of my happy thoughts to everyone telepathectically but they are gonna get to all of you eventually. Hugs.

[Margaret]

BUT I think I have caught up to myself and can be back to my sweet and innocent ways! ;)



Hey look! You almost said that with a straight face!!

Yup, just us sweet, innocent Wenches hanging out over here...

[Margaret]

Please tell me it's REALLY Friday. Please tell me that this is not a cruel joke and today is the last day of the week from hell!!! Please please please. Oh and good morning to you all. Sending out what's left of my happy thoughts to everyone telepathectically but they are gonna get to all of you eventually. Hugs.


Sending some strength and good vibes your way too love. It WILL get better. :grouphug:

[Lady Sarah]

sneeks up behind Sarah, lighlty sinks teeth in....

Once again the faint taste of clover honey........

MEEEP!!!!

be warned that I tend to bite back...

[Dmitri]

Happy firday all...just stoped to say hi...

Today is my deadline day!!! :shock: must burn 50 CDs, print labels, prep for conference ... :shock: ...AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

nor really Im ok...Im ok...inhale pink...exhale blue.....

you know... you might not be so stressed if you WERE GETING IT DONE INSTEAD OF POSTING HERE!!!!!! :roll:

[Eric McTavish]

you know... you might not be so stressed if you WERE GETING IT DONE INSTEAD OF POSTING HERE!!!!!! :roll:

smart ass! I'll have you know Im waiting on the CD printer (it's on automatic) while my system is compileing my 3D files... all takes time with no effort from me (all my effort went into creation...) :P

[Dmitri]

So quit yer bitching... You sound like a little girl... :cry:

[thungar]

Morning all...How are all of y'all today. Wonderfull wet day here today.

[Eric McTavish]

So quit yer bitching

Point taken...I love my job and really should be happy that we're making this deadline (and I can get some sleep this weekend) I should aslo be happy that I have this job as well! Well the printer is done so back I go...
Everyone have a good Friday!

[ambar]

Point taken...I love my job and really should be happy that we're making this deadline (and I can get some sleep this weekend) I should aslo be happy that I have this job as well! Well the printer is done so back I go...
Everyone have a good Friday!

So does this mean you get to come back and play more Ewic?

[Margaret]

OOOOOOOHHHHHHHH! Ambar! Nice spiffy graphics! :meow: :aok:

[ambar]

OOOOOOOHHHHHHHH! Ambar! Nice spiffy graphics! :meow: :aok:

Thanks Margaret!! I'm not done tweaking....just wanted to see if I COULD do it......

[biker]

sneeks up behind Sarah, lighlty sinks teeth in....

Once again the faint taste of clover honey........

MEEEP!!!!

be warned that I tend to bite back...


and the problem would be?

[biker]

well Mags, what tasting do you propose?


13 THINGS PMS STANDS FOR:

1. Pass My Shotgun
2. Psychotic Mood Shift
3. Perpetual Munching Spree
4. Puffy Mid-Section
5. People Make me Sick
6. Provide Me with Sweets
7. Pardon My Sobbing
8. Pimples May Surface
9. Pass My Sweat pants
10. Pissy Mood Syndrome
11. Plainly - Men Suck
12. Pack My Stuff
and my favorite one........
13. Potential Murder Suspect.
Pass this on to all your hormonal friends and those who might need a
good laugh or men who need a warning!

And remember: Money talks.................but chocolate sings!!

[rosefaeries]

. But in the mean time, please carry on. This is highly informative for this single wench.


And that's what we are here for dear, to educate and inform :D

*Hands Rose a pencil and pad of paper*

Here Rose, for note taking...



Are you sure this enough paper? There is so much information here (said with a very wide eyed innocent look) After all, I am just ...er... oh look an alpaca (can't say llama everyone else does)

[Lady Sarah]

~whimper~

first my index finger gets hyper-extended and I can't 10-key.... now I can feel a weekend in my wristbrace coming on...

~curls up in the safe, quiet, dark corner~

[rosefaeries]

~whimper~

first my index finger gets hyper-extended and I can't 10-key.... now I can feel a weekend in my wristbrace coming on...

~curls up in the safe, quiet, dark corner~


Sarah what happened? If the injury is not too serious emu oil helps a great deal. And I have used lavender massage oil with success too.


I have a lop eared bunny I can loan you. (offers grey & white bunny to Sarah)

[Margaret]

well Mags, what tasting do you propose?



Well Biker, you gott put your mouth ... oh look! An albotross....

[Lady Sarah]

it's an old injury hon... ~S~ many years ago I was an admin for an exchange student agency and the regional webmistress... I was working some late hours one night on the website and I wound up locking my elbow while I moused things around. I was tired, my hands were tired, my arm was tired and stupid me should have just gone to bed. hours later when I did go to bed, I didn't think anything of it. The next morning I couldn't move my elbow or my wrist and ever since, when I do a lot of computer work, my wrist acts up, gets tender to the touch as well as motion and I wind up spending time in the wrist brace.

carpal tunnel here I come. ~snuggles the bunny~ he doesn't bite does he?

[Margaret]

*nabs a few pillows for Sarah to prop her wrist on, sets up the DVD player for her, gets snackies, comfy slippers*

Feel better Chica...

[ambar]

carpal tunnel here I come.

Been there, got that. I take daily ibuprofin to allow me to move my wrists enough to turn door handles and be able to type. I bring my own natural keyboard for work and have found some spiffy gel pads that releive pressure for the keyboard and mouse though........

BTW ladies....what are we doing, opening a zoo? **wanders away muttering albatross, llamas, and ducks...oh my!**

[biker]

Sarah a funny for you!!! and how does a wench injure a finger? no dates? lol

A West Texas Cowboy's wife came home just in time to
find her husband in bed with another woman. With
super-human strength, borne of fury, and cutting
calves, she dragged him down the stairs, out the back
door, and into the tool shed out back of the barn.

She put his tally-whacker in a vice, and then secured it tightly
and removed the handle. Next she picked up an old
carpenter's saw. The banged up cowboy was terrified,
and hollered, "Stop! Stop!

You're not going to cut it off with that rusty damn
saw, are you?"

The wife, with a gleam of revenge in her eye, put the saw in
her husband's hand and said,

"Nope. I'm going to set this old shed on fire, and go
to town for a cold beer.

You do whatever you want!!!

[Artemisia]

Mornin' all...

Huh? ::looks up:: Who brought in all the birds?

::Listens to bikers story :shock: :wink: ::

::See's Sarah with pillow under wrist, looks at birds and ponders::

Ooo, look a duck! ::Happily offers crackers::

[Margaret]

Well all, off to lunch!

*tosses bread crumbs, crackers and carrots to the growing menagerie*

[Adriana Rose]

Hmmmmmmm things have been active since I was gone.....

Sara feel better!!!


I see that we are still tasting wenches too......

Hey biker what do I taste like????
*pulling hair outta the way* :yum:

[ambar]

*tosses bread crumbs, crackers and carrots to the growing menagerie*

Let's see......

We have puppies, cats, bunnies, llamas, alpacas, ducks, albatrosses, badgers, and snakes. Did I forget anything?

[rosefaeries]

Sarah wrotecarpal tunnel here I come. ~snuggles the bunny~ he doesn't bite does he?






No he doesn't bite. He is very good at making people feel better.

[Lucy]

Let's see......

We have puppies, cats, bunnies, llamas, alpacas, ducks, albatrosses, badgers, and snakes. Did I forget anything?

Hamsters??? :lol: Hey Am! Love the graphics! Could you possibly make it narrower though? It's making the posts stretch and now I have to scroll horizontally to read everything. :)

[Adriana Rose]

Don't forget the occasional wolf :aroooo:

[Lucy]

So Anyone got any plans for the weekend???

[ambar]

Hey Am! Love the graphics! Could you possibly make it narrower though? It's making the posts stretch and now I have to scroll horizontally to read everything. :)

Everybodies a critic.... :lol:

[Adriana Rose]

I'm gonna start working on my Senior project this weekend, I'm gonna make a nobels dress :faint:

[Lucy]

You go girl! I just finished an underskirt, a long chemise and a corset for mine! Woo hoo!

Everybodies a critic....
Am? Critic? No... it was just a request luv. :)

[Adriana Rose]

I'm kinda scared cuz I only have made skirts and a pair of really crooked bloomers

[Lucy]

I'm kinda scared cuz I only have made skirts and a pair of really crooked bloomers

LOL... it's okay, ya have to start somewhere! :) Besides, THIS is the place to get the best help there is! :D

[Adriana Rose]

Yep a place chalk full of rennaissance freaks!
Better mentors than the one that I have.....

[Lucy]

Yep a place chalk full of rennaissance freaks!
Better mentors than the one that I have.....

Freaks? Who you callin freak FREAK! ;) :lol: LOL

[Adriana Rose]

Hey I am the girl that people look at and say does it hurt to wear a corset, in the middle of class.

I am the wierd girl in my school

[Lucy]

Hey I am the girl that people look at and say does it hurt to wear a corset, in the middle of class.

I am the wierd girl in my school

*scrolls over to the right to find the QUOTE button*

Define weird... lol

[Apropos]

Am...nice sig...good thing you aren't a Rogue or we would think you were over compensating..oh look a pick up with a 10 inch lift kit...

[Adriana Rose]

oh look a pick up with a 10 inch lift kit...

[Adriana Rose]

oh look a pick up with a 10 inch lift kit...

*looks out into the high school parking lot*
Look there is a truck with at least a 12 inch lift kit...... strange rednecks....

[Lucy]

You can delete duplicate posts now. Did you know that? There's a delete button next to the quote one on your own posts. :)

[Lady Sarah]

heh.... I keep my extracurricular activities quiet up here at work. I'm already known as "The Strange Closer"... but the wings went over really well at Halloween.

and Am, I have to agree with Lucy... just narrow the sig pic down a touch, I've got to scroll to hell and back to see all of the posts. ~L~

[Apropos]

looks out into the high school parking lot*
Look there is a truck with at least a 12 inch lift kit...... strange rednecks....

If they are only high school boys..it's only 8 inches and they are telling you it's 12 just so you go for a ride.

[ambar]

Am...nice sig...good thing you aren't a Rogue or we would think you were over compensating..oh look a pick up with a 10 inch lift kit...

*looks injured* I just wanted a spiffy sig

:sigh:

Everybody happy? *sniff* *sniff*

[Adriana Rose]

Nah they are too scared of my truck....... It is still short like the factory made it though, well and I also screwd up the muffler when I got stuck in the snow two weeks ago so it sounds like a BIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGG truck

[Lucy]

Thanks! :) Ahhhh... much better for reading ;)

[Adriana Rose]

:smooch:
thank you Ambar..

[Apropos]

Nah they are too scared of my truck....... It is still short like the factory made it though, well and I also screwd up the muffler when I got stuck in the snow two weeks ago so it sounds like a BIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGG truck


OMG...I have a truck too and I have a sweatshirt that I wear that says..."Silly boys...trucks are for girls"

[Margaret]

Let's see......

We have puppies, cats, bunnies, llamas, alpacas, ducks, albatrosses, badgers, and snakes. Did I forget anything?


Jumps in with the obvious - Lions and Tigers and Bears! Oh MY!

[Artemisia]

Let's see......We have puppies, cats, bunnies, llamas, alpacas, ducks, albatrosses, badgers, and snakes. Did I forget anything?
Jumps in with the obvious - Lions and Tigers and Bears! Oh MY!

Is there a zookeeper in the house? Or a wench with years of flogging experience "under her belt" :wink: :shock: :whip:

(wait for it...wait for it...)

[biker]

Let's see......We have puppies, cats, bunnies, llamas, alpacas, ducks, albatrosses, badgers, and snakes. Did I forget anything?
Jumps in with the obvious - Lions and Tigers and Bears! Oh MY!

Is there a zookeeper in the house? Or a wench with years of flogging experience "under her belt" :wink: :shock: :whip:

(wait for it...wait for it...)

why does it have to be a wench who floggs?

[Lucy]

Because we do it better? ;)

[Dmitri]

Ah....

[Dmitri]

Ah....

[Artemisia]

Because we do it better? ;)

And there it is :king:

[Lucy]

Ah....

I see luv that you are at a loss for words! ;) :snicker:

[Lucy]

Because we do it better? ;)

And there it is :king:

*Lucy takes a bow*
Why thank you! :bow:

[biker]

Because we do it better? ;)

wanna bet?

[Dedeley]

Actually, aren't pirates (of any sex) the masters of flogging?

[Adriana Rose]

Hmmmm Yep i do think that pirates might be good floggers....


*grabbing chain mail whip*
Any takers???? :twisted:

[Dedeley]

I bought a cat o'nine tails for Rogue for Christmas. Goes with the leg and wrist irons from birthdays past. Trying to make a suburban family room look like a medieval dungeon, complete with stereo system. :)

[biker]

I bought a cat o'nine tails for Rogue for Christmas. Goes with the leg and wrist irons from birthdays past. Trying to make a suburban family room look like a medieval dungeon, complete with stereo system. :)

must be interesting conversation when compmy comes over

[rosefaeries]

Plans for this weekend.......Homework, homework.....Oh and more homework. And then my son has homework to make up for his missing assignments. And on sunday, I am going to attempt to tame the storage unit. There are times when I swear that thing rearranges it self.

[Dedeley]

must be interesting conversation when compmy comes over

Actually, it is! It's even better when we open the presents in front of the family at Christmas time. Last year, I have him the wrist shackles - the old fashioned type, from Ebay, of course. My cousin knew that I had given him that, so cousin bought me a shiny pair of modern handcuffs so that I "wouldn't feel left out."

The dungeon idea works better in theory than practice. Basically, means a couple of swords, a mace, the shackles, etc. hanging on the wall in lieu of pictures.

[Margaret]

The dungeon idea works better in theory than practice. Basically, means a couple of swords, a mace, the shackles, etc. hanging on the wall in lieu of pictures.

Ah, now that's what I like to see functional art :wink:

[Dedeley]

Just trying to be a little different . . .

Hi, Mags!

[Margaret]

Morning Ducky! Hugs to you and your clan.

We have some 'sword like objects' hanging in our library too. As well as a few daggers a mace and a war club or two. On the upper shelves, well away from the wee one.

They are not sharpened or anything, but the edges and weight of the things could do some damage to a person...

[SwtLvbleBrian]

Hi, SwtLvbleBrian, I see you're lurking! Any word on that job interview you had last week? I missed "chat" last night. What did I miss?

OMG, I've even been invoked/called out... Well, the reason I have been lurking lately is that I did get that job. I'm just not used to being at work by 6-7am yet. For the past 2 years I've been in retail on the evening shift. So this is definitely a wake up call. The job is nice and I like it so far. I didn't stay that long in chat Wed night so I don't know what was missed. Maybe someone else can shed some light on the subject.

Brian

[Margaret]

I was in and out of chat myself due to having to run after Her Grace, there was a bunch of people there though...

gonna go and get more coffee BRB

[Dedeley]

YAY!! You got the job. How's it going so far? You realize that all the wenches are going to be after you to get garb now, right?

[SwtLvbleBrian]

YAY!! You got the job. How's it going so far? You realize that all the wenches are going to be after you to get garb now, right?

Yeah, I know that and as soon as Istart the cash flow going I will be able to. I love it so far, but loads of counting (I work for one of the Inventory companies) but its all good.

[Dedeley]

As a former buyer responsible for inventory control, the counting is really important. Not glamorous, but important! Congratulations on getting a job that you like, Brian. Nice to see nice people get a break!

[Branwen]

Question to everyone.
Is it strange that I have only had 2 "real" jobs in my life? I have been a Home Health Care Assistant & am a Supervisor for a banking call center. I have worked other odd jobs here & there. Like a pin setter for a bowling alley, or course mowing lawns, babysitting, working on the carnival, and doing the Work Study program when in college. But, I have only had 2 "real" jobs in which I applied for and went in for an interview. Just wondering.

[Lady Sarah]

I worked in a fabric store for 2 years right after high school, was an admin for an Exchange student agency, did temp work for American Airlines (9/11 was my termination date) and finally wound up in the job I'm in now. it's all good, because honey, anytime you get a paycheck from working, it's a real job.

[biker]

nope not strange. I've had a number of part time jobs just for extra cash, but only 1 real full time job. Not that P/T isnt a real job mind you. Most of the P/T jobs Ive had were fun though. ie bouncing at a strip club, working at a paintball park, undercover security, Bodygaurd for a freak stripper. (you know the ones who have basketballs implanted in thier chests??) All of those where fun jobs. The only real job I've had is the military.

[Dedeley]

No, not strange, Branwen. Although these days, you're lucky to stay in the same job for a long time. The "old days" where people worked for 30 yrs for the same company don't seem to exist anymore. Except where I currently work, which is an anomaly. (We just had two people retire with 50, yes 50! years service.) I read somewhere that the majority of people don't stay in one job for more than 5 yrs.

Biker, sounds like an interesting career you've had!

[biker]

Biker, sounds like an interesting career you've had!

yes it was,
if you've ever heard the Jimmy Buffett tune " Last mango in Paris" that was similar to my life from age 18 till 34. I had set out to have has much fun/do and see has much has I could. hell when I was 18 I rode a old triumph motorcycle cross the USA with my crazy uncles.

[Dedeley]

And what, er, shall we say, made you settle down?

[biker]

And what, er, shall we say, made you settle down?

well basicly I got tired of living that way, so at first I settled down somewhat, then after I met the house wench, and she convinced me that she was the one for me , I saw no reaso nto continue livingthat life. beside when you are over 30 living like you're 21 just well it just isnt.

[Dedeley]

Yeah, that "love of a good woman/man" will get you every time. Next thing you know, you have pets and kids and start thinking mini-vans might not be that bad. Changing a diaper with a hangover is usually a great cure for drinking, too.

I know what you mean - it gets really old, tiring, and lonely after awhile. I think we've almost all been there at some point. As long as you retain just a leetle of the badness and defiance, you're fine. That's why we'll all be very interesting old people. The type kids don't mind hanging around with. That's my goal!

[biker]

did you forget I or rather nancy had kids 4 months ago?? Nope no mini van. SUV.

Oh I'm stll defiant, and I was never really lonely. booty calls were great.

[Dedeley]

booty calls were great.


Ah, yes, I remember it well!

[biker]

booty calls were great.


Ah, yes, I remember it well!

funny I don't remember you.. must not have done anything special to me... :lol:

[Bonnie Strangeways]

I'm with Biker...

Live hard, Play hard.....leave a good looking corpse!

I'm about as domesticated as I care to be...and I'm still living what most would call a "Wild life". I have the two kids, home, pets...yet I'm a semi-prfessional entertainer, so the bar scene/nightlife is still a huge part of me. (No Mini-Vans..yuck! SUV for hubby, I drive a truck and always will!)

Biker (and anyone else) - Do you think it's a mind-set we pick up from being in the military, or perhaps that mind-set is WHY we joined up?

[Adriana Rose]

THat is a good thing to say.....

I'm just popping in for a bit...

waiting for my brother in law to get done screwing with my truck... my sister is driving me bats!!!!

Help!!!

[biker]

Biker (and anyone else) - Do you think it's a mind-set we pick up from being in the military, or perhaps that mind-set is WHY we joined up?

maybe but I had that attitude when I was 18 and didnt come in service till I was 22.
BTW Bonnie, did you ever hang out at "the horse and cow"???

[biker]

[quote="Adriana Rose"]
... my sister is driving me bats!!!!
quote]

and what kind of bats is she driving?? do you need a special liscence?

[Bonnie Strangeways]

*groan* Yes, I've made my visit to the Horse and Cow. What a DUMP! Meat-Market anyone??!

I only went once though, wasn't my scene. Watching the desparation on those women's faces as they try and "hook" a paycheck by marrying into the Military was just too icky for me to sit around and watch. Besides, they water their liquor!!! *outraged* 'Sides, *embarrassed look* I got in a fight with one of the local "bubble-heads" (that's a sub-mariner for those who aren't familiar) and got asked to leave by the bouncers. Guess it was me hollering "Devil Dog" while kicking his a$$ that they objected to. *snerf*

Every once and a while, we drop by the lounge at the Ho-Jo (Howard Johnson) up the street from there, and we also like to watch the barfights at The 19th Hole.

Gotta LOVE those Military towns!

[Margaret]

*Mags jumps in to see what is going on*

Oh jobs, lets see... I got my first 'real job' a few months after I graduated college. I worked as a direct care staff in a group home for behavioraly disordered teen age girls. Move back to Mich. and started in a group home for adults with developmental disabilities also as direct care. Also worked PT in a kitchen store. Then got hired in at Arkay - a supported employment program as a job coach, so then I was PT at Arkay, PT at the group home. Eventually went FT at Arkay and a few promotions later, it turned from 'job' to 'career'. Even then, I had PT jobs either to fill up time or fill up pocket book - picture framer, video store chick, secret shopper.

Other jobs I have done are waistress, counselor at a Christian camp (stop laughing - I can hear you!), personal assistant to Dr. James H. McGrath, hotel maid.

[Margaret]

[quote=Adriana Rose]
... my sister is driving me bats!!!!
quote]

and what kind of bats is she driving?? do you need a special liscence?


Don't really think you need a entirely new license, just an addendum to your current one. Of course that rule could differ from state to state. Please make sure you check with your local Secretary of State before attempting to drive bats. Or any other small flying mammal.

[Margaret]

'Sides, *embarrassed look* I got in a fight with one of the local "bubble-heads" (that's a sub-mariner for those who aren't familiar) and got asked to leave by the bouncers. Guess it was me hollering "Devil Dog" while kicking his a$$ that they objected to. *snerf*


That's why we love you Bon, you're a fistey one! :smooch:

[Bonnie Strangeways]

*lol* Just a Big Dog dressed up in a Little Dog suit, Mags m'dear!!!

frankly, we couldn't tell afterwards who was laughing harder, the bouncers watching the whole farce, his freinds; who were at a loss as to whether to step in or not, or the ten Marines who were bellied-up to the bar watching the action and...I kid you not, placing bets on which body-part I'd aim for next. *shakes head*

kiss,kiss

[biker]

Hey I loved the horse and cow. Seen more nudity there then in half the strip clubs I was in. Rode one of my harleys into the bar one night.

Bonnie, did you ever do a median moon while there or either do or witness "the dance of the flaming asshole??"

actually the Horse and Cow was sold to the obne bartender Desi, and it's now called Desi's place. place looks 500% better, but it's lost it's flavor for Nancy and I.

[biker]

[quote="Bonnie Strangeways
. Besides, they water their liquor!!! *![/quote]

I must have been drinking from a different bottle of tequila then.

[Cassandra from VTRF]

-runs thru the room-

-looks right-
hug?

-looks left-
hug?

-turns around and looks back-
hug?

-runs out of the room-

[Dedeley]

Not in the military, but went to military schools for work. I got kicked out of the officer's and NCO clubs on the same night at the Wright Pat AFB. Doesn't sound like that holds a candle to the Horse and Cow, though. BTW, neither of those places watered down the drinks!

[Dedeley]

I was just thinking, I've had a lot of jobs, but they were all in the same career field - contracts, procurement. That's kind of boring. I worked in a VA Hospital over the summers when I was in college - clerical work. Met some really interesting people there.

There was one guy who always wanted to get out of the hospital on the first of the month, so that he could go out and spend his disability check on booze. Eventually, he would get picked up for being passed out and brought back to the hospital. This happened every month. One month they wouldn't let him out when the check came. He promptly threatened to commit suicide, which meant that he got put on a suicide watch - never left alone. They even made me, some snot-nosed college kid, watch him during lunch times. He would try to shock me by telling me about his weird sexual escapades, usually involving the "Queen of the Gypsies," thinking I'd let him out. (No offense intended to any gypsy or Rom personas). I didn't let him out, but boy, did I get an education listening to him!

[biker]

D the Horse and cow was a great bar, has long hasyou realized it was there for the militrary and what do sailors wnat??? It was a bubble head bar has well. I was like the only airdale to go to it. Bonnie is right though ,a lot of the girls who went there wanted a husband for the paycheck. I went there for the women who had let's a say a morally casual attitude.......

[Dedeley]

Yeah, unfortunately there are a lot of places like that outside of military bases. The paycheck, base housing and absent hubby are very appealing to some . . . well, I'll call them women.

I know a guy that got involved with one of those women while he was in the Air Force. Just a kid. He actually married one of them. The family only found out about it after he came home and married ANOTHER girl at home. While he and the girl from home were on their honeymoon, his CO called his mother, looking for him. She said, "He's on his honeymoon." CO said, "How can he be on his honeymoon, his wife is standing right here next to me?" Absolute mayhem ensued . . .

TWO divorces and a general discharge later . . .

[Margaret]

D the Horse and cow was a great bar, has long as you realized it was there for the militrary and what do sailors want???
.

Doesn't really sound like the type of place someone would mistakenly stop in for to get a nice, quiet drink after work. :wink:

[Margaret]

-runs thru the room-

-looks right-
hug?

-looks left-
hug?

-turns around and looks back-
hug?

-runs out of the room-

:grouphug: :smooch: HI CASS! Sorry I have been missing you. Today is going to be an in and out kind of day on the boards for me - trying to get stuff done around here. Then, I get to go to Chuck E. Cheese with Her Grace :roll:

More later, off to play Disney Princess Bithday Wishes game (oh joy, oh rapture, oh SAVE me!!!!) *don't get me wrong, I love playing with the biddy, but the Princess Game is not a favoirte....

[Cassandra from VTRF]

:smooch: :grouphug:

I have a bridal show to attend with Poppet. This should prove to be interesting. I am Moonsplash's maid of honor, so I have to attend. Heck, its going to be a total blast. Moonsplash's Mom is going as well.

Yesterday Moonsplash watched Poppet for me while I visited my Grandad. I thought that he looked great, and he did when I was there. I guess my parents went back later on in the evening, and he was barely concious.

I worked on my paper most of last night. I have some minor editing to do before I hand it in, but I feel pretty good about it.

[Margaret]

Sounds like it could be fun. Poppet will be adorable and have all the fun stuff at the shower to play with.

Well, survived the Disney Princess game, now just biding time until the Chuck E. Cheese extravaganza. I like taking her to Ceasar Land much more - there they have the big 'gerbal tubes' and a bunch of other play stuff, at Chuck E.'s al they have are games. Can add up pretty quick in the dollar area. However, it will give me a chance to work on my doublet. I swear that thing is getting launched pretty soon - or I will wear it without the cursed collar :augh: :cuss:

Hubby is claiming headache and will spend his second day in front of the computer playing World of Warcraft or in front of the TV watching the Barret-Jackson Auto Auction :hmm: Methiks I hear a pizza pushing mouse calling his name too....

[Dedeley]

Methinks I hear a pizza pushing mouse calling his name too....


Yeah, how come the Mommies tend to get the pleasure of attending Chuck E Cheese's, Jeepers, et al more than Daddies? :rant:

I walk into a place like that and get an instant migraine. But I can't resist the, "Please, Mommy's?"

Hi, Cass, good luck with your Grandad. And your paper. What is the subject of the paper?

[biker]

D the Horse and cow was a great bar, has long as you realized it was there for the militrary and what do sailors want???
.

Doesn't really sound like the type of place someone would mistakenly stop in for to get a nice, quiet drink after work. :wink:

Oh you could get a quit drink till like 7:30 pm. thats when the fun started rolling in.

[Dedeley]

So you probably showed up at 7:29, Biker? :lol:

[Dedeley]

Invoking The Silvertop Rogue, Morghan, Artos, Phee - how did you all make out at Amid Punners' Eve?

[WenchyMom]

Hola everyone, Anyone miss me.

I just wanted to say, I got to see The Rogues for the first time last night! I was enthralled with the group. They are awesome how the hell have I missed them all these years?? I'm shocked. But I also bought thier double cd made in Texas (that's the title lol) anyway just had to share what a GREAT time I had last night at thier concert.

How is everyone else's weekend going?

[Margaret]

MOMMMMMMYYYY!! Of course we miss you! Glad you enjoyed the Rogues - I have only heard them recorded.

The rest of my weekend is explained my post above...

Nice to see you again!

[Margaret]

Yeah, how come the Mommies tend to get the pleasure of attending Chuck E Cheese's, Jeepers, et al more than Daddies? :rant:

I walk into a place like that and get an instant migraine. But I can't resist the, "Please, Mommy's?"


Already have taken my asprin. But, as you said, the 'Please Mommy's" get you everytime. Also I do get some time to work on my hand sewing....

[WenchyMom]

I love C.E.C. I have a blast there. But I do understand about the costing a fortune though. Of course I make hubby go with us, so one of us can stay with the baby and one can run with the bigger kids.

Get lots of sewing done.

[biker]

So you probably showed up at 7:29, Biker? :lol:

naw I waited till like 9 or 10 so the party was rolling when I got there.

[Dedeley]

Shoulda known, Biker! That's our boy! Good thing you've calmed down :?: now.

Speaking of Chuck E's, and in reference to the other thread talking about "what do you do?," working at one of those birthday places has to be horrible. The last party I attended, the poor girl in charge of our party spent half the time chasing after Magic Beans that went astray (tripping hazard) and got hit in the head with a pinata stick. I wasn't the sponsoring parent, but gave the poor thing a tip anyway. I heard her finger crack when it got hit.

[Margaret]

Speaking of Chuck E's, and in reference to the other thread talking about "what do you do?," working at one of those birthday places has to be horrible. The last party I attended, the poor girl in charge of our party spent half the time chasing after Magic Beans that went astray (tripping hazard) and got hit in the head with a pinata stick. I wasn't the sponsoring parent, but gave the poor thing a tip anyway. I heard her finger crack when it got hit.

I give them alot of credit too. Dang I couldn't do that, but like anything, I guess after you work there awhile, you actually tune out all the noise and hub bub. Or find some nice ear plugs and learn to lip read....

Off to finish cleaning the house. Himself has now decided to have his parents here instead of going out. Now I get to scrub the floors, then go to CEC

[Margaret]

So you probably showed up at 7:29, Biker? :lol:

naw I waited till like 9 or 10 so the party was rolling when I got there.

Back in the college days, we never hit the bars until later either. Much cheaper to get buzzed up at home then go and not have to pay bar prices. Besides, nothing interesting ever happended until after 10 anyway.

[biker]

Shoulda known, Biker! That's our boy! Good thing you've calmed down :?: now.

.

Yeah, I've calmed down a bit. Hell there was MONTHS that were fuzzy to me in the mid 90's. thinking aboutthe time I got caught with another Roques wench, in her second floor townhouse, having to jump out the window and run across the yard to hear him cussing that the gun was unloaded has I went over the fence...... Hmm another day I'll tell ya the " I am the Pan The Lizard Man "story.

[Morghan]

Invoking The Silvertop Rogue, Morghan, Artos, Phee - how did you all make out at Amid Punners' Eve?

Afternoon Dee - well, we're all alive - I think :) From and audience POV - it was a huge success.. and overall ran pretty smoothly....

Phee - was not only indespensable to me and the event - she was an absolute HOT success with her Cherry Tart number - they even asked for an encore' (I'll let her go into more details herself) .. Artos was an "obstacle" in the "Quest for the Holy Grail" - he did the Black Knight - and was pretty much unbeatable....I went for my dagger authorization - and passed it - and during court was called before their Excellencies and brought into the Order of the Zule (for service)... Fiona and her Rogue were absolute "LIFE SAVERS" -- I ended up short of servers when several didn't show up.. so Fiona helped with serving the feast and Phil handled the technical aspects of camera, CD player, and VID recorder... I don't know how I'll ever be able to say THANK YOU - to those two.. As for Po - well, he had quite a day.. I will say - he was beyond spectacular on the list field and another who without his help and support, the event would not have seen fruition - but beyond that - I think it best to allow the Master of Linguistic Prose - to detail his day - himself ;)

It's probably going to take all week to sort through and put away the stacks of boxes and bags in the living room.. and even longer than that to physically (and mentally) recover... However on a more personal side note - I was able to prove something to myself, which I needed to do... and additionally - it very visably (and painfully) showed me - just who - when committments and promises are made - can truly be counted on..

The feedback overall has been very positive.. and I believe Endless Hills will now be seen in a new - and more positive light, than they had been- previously.. although I believe I may be the recipient of some "pay-backs" for the clown noses...

[Margaret]

Kudos for you Mor! Good Form!

I give you a quote from Vince Lombardi:

"I firmly believe that any man's finest hour, the greatest fullfillment of all that he holds dear, is the moment when he has worked his heart out in a good cause and lies exhausted on the field of battle - victorious.

[Morghan]

Kudos for you Mor! Good Form!

I give you a quote from Vince Lombardi:

"I firmly believe that any man's finest hour, the greatest fullfillment of all that he holds dear, is the moment when he has worked his heart out in a good cause and lies exhausted on the field of battle - victorious.

WOW - Margaret - THANK YOU :D

[Dedeley]

However on a more personal side note - I was able to prove something to myself, which I needed to do...

Bravo, my dear! Very proud of you, and you should be proud of yourself. Take a bow. :grouphug:

Same to Fiona and her Rogue!

Somehow, it always winds up being the same people you can count on, again and again.

[po silvertop the rogue]

quoth Dedeley:
Invoking The Silvertop Rogue, Morghan, Artos, Phee - how did you all make out at Amid Punners' Eve?


/me emerges from billows of blue smoke from the Corner of Chaos... (Thanks ILM!)

Hail all!
There's nothing as magical as opening night (when it's running well).. and nothing as bittersweet as the closing performance of a run (especially if it went well).
To have both those feelings in the space of just 24 hours is a bit of a whiplash. Almost 24 hours after the event has officially closed- and I'm still feeling both the agony and the ecstasy...

Quoth Ex-Autocrat Morghan: As for Po - well, he had quite a day.. I will say - he was beyond spectacular on the list field and another who without his help and support, the event would not have seen fruition - but beyond that - I think it best to allow the Master of Linguistic Prose - to detail his day - himself

M'lady, as Autocrat's right-hand and official problem-solver and all 'round utility infielder- I was kept busy and challenged... items to acquire and transport, set-pieces to set up and strike, an innumerable quantity of details and situations to attend... it brought out the stage-manager in me (something thathappens rearely outside the theater...)

As a proud swashbuckler-mentor... watching Morghan and Artos both during authorization matches and tourney-matches: I could not have been prouder. (though it always brings a smile to my face when I recognize occasional elements of my own style when they appear fleetingly in the motions of some students...)

As a performer during the feast: playing and improvising off of Morghan and Artos and Phoenix.. as well as a few minor moments of Muse-inspired lunacy all my own... All I can say is I'm indebted to Morghan for allowing me to "take the stage" in front of a captive audience and give me free-reign to wander wherever the muse of comedy was willing to lead. I think we hit most of the allwable high-points.. Shakespeare, whipped-cream, Mime, feast-bow flung marshmallows, whipped cream, coconut brassieres... Did I mention whipped cream? :twisted:

As a Tourney- obstacle/Fencer/etc... Ok.. I fenced.. I enjoyed the hell out of myself... as the Knight who said "NI", and as a component of the Three-headed Knight, nd as a member of Lancelot's Wedding Party.. I had fun.. (and I'd like to allow myself a small smile that my honored opponents generally found me more dangerous and challenging than they might have originally expected...) If anything rivalled my pride at Artos & Morghan's fencing, it was the feeling of closure at passing my own *final* authorization- and at the hands of the Marshal who presided over my very first auth. years ago!
As for "spectacular on the listfield"... (sigh).. I won't say anything. Years ago I sky-dived for the first time... and my chute did not open but the point is that [i]while it was happening I was too involved with what was happening to imagine how it looked to others.. or how it affected anyone but me.. it was a purely *zen* moment.. eternal NOW... --Saturday on the listfield was like that: ..no thought.. just the zen of swashbuckling... I'll leave it to the witnesses.. Morghan, Artos, Phee, Fiona, Phil (who happily filmed quite a bit) to decide how well I acquitted myself.

If anything Phil and Fiona -who triumphed by playing the cavalry and saving the day at the last moment, unplanned- deserve more credit than they recieved.. and Phee- who conquered stage-fright and charmed anything with a heartbeat.. (and whom made *my* court appearance bearable by providing some exquisite scenery)- and the Autocrat herself for bringing it all together.. to all of you I cry "HUZZAH!" (and I'll happily take the stage or the field with any of thee again...)

oops- Y'know what? I seem to have gone over-long. Umm... whom was it that accused me at feast of being the most long-winded, eloquent, verbose, pontification-prone teller-of-tales in the barony? (hint- he's much more silver now than he was 24 hours ago!)

Huzzah to each and every one of thee... and my most hearfelt thanks... (and yet more chocolate..)

s.

-and those of you with footage... film and video.. I WANT COPIES! (and I have a few photos already!

[Artos O'Dalriada]

With all this praise floating my way, what is a humble rogue to do? Bask in the glory of it all of course :D In all seriousness, I couldn't have been more proud of my sis passing her second form authorization, Way to go sis. And I couldn't be more thrilled to see a mentor in action and knowing the ecstatic sensation he felt fencing. And though I didn't pass my attempt at authorizing in a second form, I do have the sadistic satisfaction of knowing I knocked my authorizing marshal to his knees with one good shot to the torso. I didn't pass, but I made it darn worth failing. I'll try again more carefully soon enough. The event was spectacular, m'lady Phee was a radiant star shining brightly in the darkness. And when her turn came to entertain the populace present, all were held spellbound by her beauty and grace, not to mention her wonderfully seductive tango, of which I was lucky enough to be the direct focus. Many congratulations to my dear sister, who braved all the obstacles and put on a splendid event, of which I was most happy to be a part.

[biker]

Artos!!! a roque admitting to be humble??? place the pipe dow and step away......

[biker]

Artos!!! a roque admitting to be humble??? place the pipe dow and step away......

[Dedeley]

Huzzah to all who participated and had fun! Congratulations on a successful event. And where is Phee of the seductive tango to tell her tale?

Oh, and Po, I think you DID mention whipped cream. Once or twice.

Congrats all, your wenchly community is proud of all of you.

[po silvertop the rogue]

Quoth Dedeley:
Oh, and Po, I think you DID mention whipped cream. Once or twice.

M'lady.. If I repeated myself and used the words "Whipped cream" (mmmmmmmmmmmmm...) *more than once*.. well- it was only because *more than once* it was *prominently* utilized, displayed and adorned 'pon our fair Phee... (yum!)

But there were other moments of glory... Our fair Fiona was also a *hit* on the listfield- without ever entering the field herself! -Before *I* cause her to blush, All I will say is ask her about the now-infamous "Double-barrelled soft-parry of doom and debauchery"... (and also why I cannot keep it in my fencing bag o' doom in the trunk of the car in summer! :lol: )

and I *could* throw a "red herring" into the conversation... As Madame Autocrat and Rogue Artos presented me with a big wooden padded red herring to fence/parry with as the Knight who says "NI".. a wonderful toy- and just as appropriate for "spanking" as 'tis for parrrying.. (heh, heh, heh...)

..and needless to say.. Chocolate was procured and passed 'round.... but you expected that... Did you not, M'lady?

s.

[Margaret]

:cheer:

Huzzah for you all! Whipped cream (or, as Her Grace still calls is whup cream), red herrings and all.

*comes out of the kitchen with a coffee service, bagels, muffins and scones, oh Deeds, the clotted cream and jam are over there*

Hey Po, will you remeber to tell ILM that your enterance smoke is leaving quite a dust on the rug. Can they fix that?

Happy Monday all and everyone!! Won't be able to chime in again until the afternoon, but the coffee is fresh and the baked goods are warm.


Oh Biker, can't a Rogue claim to be humble if it will suit his needs and purposes to get what he wants in the end?

[Morghan]

Huzzah to all who participated and had fun! Congratulations on a successful event. And where is Phee of the seductive tango to tell her tale?

I would suspect Phee will happily tell of her tale and adventure when she returns home - as at the moment, she's still here - basking in the wonderous joy of new love :wink:

:lol: The whipped cream was indeed a big hit - for the participants of the schtick - and for the general audience at hand.

Thank you m'lady - et all... I'm just glad its over. Personally - I'm still trying to weigh out everything - however, the scales have not yet come to rest fully - so I'm still a bit uncertain as to how I actually do feel about the overall weekend (backstage and audience viewing perspectives). I'll keep ya posted as the tangled mess in my brain sorts it all out :twisted:

[Lady Sarah]

Good Morning One and All!! Herself is back, wrist brace is off and the sewing machine has the upper hand once more. Oi... just when I get on a roll, something goes wrong. *I* think it's out of alignment. But what do I know? It's clicking at me every 10 stitches or so and the bobbin thread is all sorts of jacked up on the fabric. So, in it goes, along with the serger. :( this is gonna hurt.

What did I miss over the weekend? ~passes out kisses to one and all~

[Dmitri]

This weekend I found that World of Warcraft is Geof's crack...

[Lucy]

Good Morning One and All!! Herself is back, wrist brace is off and the sewing machine has the upper hand once more. Oi... just when I get on a roll, something goes wrong. *I* think it's out of alignment. But what do I know? It's clicking at me every 10 stitches or so and the bobbin thread is all sorts of jacked up on the fabric. So, in it goes, along with the serger. :( this is gonna hurt.

What did I miss over the weekend? ~passes out kisses to one and all~

*hugglez* Good morning everyone!!! Hey Sawah? My wrist brace is ON today...UGH! Damned Carpal tunnel...grumble grumble...

Sorry about your sewing machine! I did some express sewing on Thurs and Friday and made a WONDERFUL outfit for the Viking gathering this past weekend...which was a BLAST I might add!!!... Now I have to make some viking garb! LOL!

So how was everyone's weekend??? :)

[biker]

THE RECTUM STRETCHER!
While she was "flying" down the road yesterday (10 miles over the
limit), a woman passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on
the other side lying in wait. The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car,
and with that classic patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked,
"What's your hurry?" To which she replied, "I'm late for work."
"Oh yeah," said the cop, "what do you do?"
"I'm a rectum stretcher," she responded.
The cop stammered, "A what? A rectum stretcher? And just what does
A rectum stretcher do?"
"Well," she said, "I start by inserting one finger, then work my
way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in. I work from side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly
but surely stretch, until it's about 6 feet wide."
"And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole?" he
asked.
>
You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge..."
Traffic Ticket $95.00
Court Costs $45.00
The Look on Cop's Face. PRICELESS

[Lucy]

:snarf: :shock: :lol:

[Lady Laurel]

That was a good one.... :lol: :lol: :snicker:

[Margaret]

This weekend I found that World of Warcraft is Geof's crack...

Horrible, ain't it. I have not played WOW myself yet as I cannot pry hubby's hands off of it either.

[Artemisia]

The Look on Cop's Face. PRICELESS
:shock: :rotfl:

Good morning one and all :grouphug:

Just dropping in to say Hi. :D

Well, back to work. Closing the books for 5 companies and it all has to be done by this Friday. :ow: The good thing is my boss just gave me some Dunkin Donuts coffee and Herseys Chocolate Kisses - the breakfast of champions!

[WenchyMom]

GOOOOOOOODDDDDD MORNING WENCHY CREW!!!!!!!

How is everyone on this fine monday morning??

Me well I'm here I've got my coffee and internet for the next few days. YIPEEE!!!!

[Adriana Rose]

*stumbles in covered in paint*

Hi all!!
I painted my room this weekend and dealt with an obnoxious pregnate sister and the stupid thing that she married! Oh and a whole other family crisis!

Wow what a weekend!
But I did get the bodice pattern for my seinor project cut out though..

[WenchyMom]

wow we're kind of quiet today aren't we??

I'm doing things at my best friend's house. I got to make cookies it was AWESOME!!!

[Artos O'Dalriada]

well, M'lady Phee has left here and returned home safely, but sadly she can't give you all her own update, as for the past week or so she's been unable to access the boards.

[Margaret]

Personally, I was having some trouble getting on the boards - it was just loading too slowly for me to post on the fly at work.

Home now though :D With the exception of having to fly out and get Her Grace from school.

<kissies!!>

[Adriana Rose]

Well there are other people on here now!!


One little question?
Mum has had a really crummy weekend and I am gonna get her some roses and chocolate, Do you think that that will make her feel better?

[Artos O'Dalriada]

Personally I'm a firm believer in cheesecake and chocolate therapy, but i think that would work too.

course, i'm biased of course, seein as I make a derned good cheesecake from scratch :P

[WenchyMom]

that always makes people feel better. I know I'd love to get flowers when I've had a rough time and you can't go wrong with chocolate.

[Artos O'Dalriada]

hmmm, cheesecake chocolate AND roses, now there's a feel-better if i ever saw one

[WenchyMom]

ohh roses & chocolate cheescake, yummmy!!!! I'd like that if I was having bad week.

[Morghan]

Personally I'm a firm believer in cheesecake and chocolate therapy, but i think that would work too.

course, i'm biased of course, seein as I make a derned good cheesecake from scratch :P

Humm... better pass over an entire cheescake pie - and several boxes of chocolate then... :?

[Margaret]

One little question?
Mum has had a really crummy weekend and I am gonna get her some roses and chocolate, Do you think that that will make her feel better?

Oh, hon yes, that would definatly make her feel better. Actually, anything you would do that showed her your love and caring will make her feel wonderful.

I still have a boquete of dandilions Erin picked for me one day when I was feeling blue....

[Dedeley]

Hugs always help when you're feeling blue, too.

Mags - clotted cream and jam . . . . . Drooling all over the place. I personally prefer it to whipped cream. (Tastes better and takes longer to lick off . . . oooops, into the sewer again.)

Quoth Po, the Assiduous Creamer:
Chocolate was procured and passed 'round.... but you expected that... Did you not, M'lady?

Naturally, from the dashing Tobler-Rogue.

[Dedeley]

OK, I'll bite. Invoking the Fair Fiona:

Our fair Fiona was also a *hit* on the listfield- without ever entering the field herself! -Before *I* cause her to blush, All I will say is ask her about the now-infamous "Double-barrelled soft-parry of doom and debauchery"... (and also why I cannot keep it in my fencing bag o' doom in the trunk of the car in summer! )


'Fess, up!

And Sir Silvertop, I cannot imagine your causing a lady to blush.

[biker]

OK, I'll bite. .

hmm sounds fun

[Adriana Rose]

Mum says thanks for all of helpful thoughts!!

Artos you better run you said cheesecake! :wink:

And she loves the flowers that I got her!

[Artos O'Dalriada]

run? bah! especially over cheesecake. on second thought, i will run, right to the fridge since i made one yesterday and there is still some left. :P

[WenchyMom]

artos you tease!!! You should some of that down here to me. I'd love some cheesecake, guess I'll just have to make due with my cookies. :sigh:

[Dedeley]

Dedeley wrote:
OK, I'll bite. .


hmm sounds fun


Biker, we can always count on you!

[Artos O'Dalriada]

Well, if all goes well weather-wise, my (apparently trademark) cheesecake will be making a debut in Phee's kitchen. WITH a lil added somethin special of course, i'll be melting a bar or two (depending on if i get the larger bar or 2 smaller bars) of Toblerone and adding it to the recipe, as well as drizzling it on the top after baking. course, i realize that it prolly won't help any....*evil grin*

[Morghan]

Well, if all goes well weather-wise, my (apparently trademark) cheesecake will be making a debut in Phee's kitchen. WITH a lil added somethin special of course, i'll be melting a bar or two (depending on if i get the larger bar or 2 smaller bars) of Toblerone and adding it to the recipe, as well as drizzling it on the top after baking. course, i realize that it prolly won't help any....*evil grin*

Isn't love such a wonderful thing? Those cute little things you do - that you may not have, if not for the inspiration of that special someone you so deperately desire to please and express your love too... <long sigh....>

[biker]

Dedeley wrote:
OK, I'll bite. .


hmm sounds fun


Biker, we can always count on you!

and what are you counting?

[po silvertop the rogue]

Ok.. Invokations public and private.. eh? ok... Tell you all a story? Oh- OK!

"The Double-barrelled soft-parry of doom and debauchery"

Once upon a time there was a generous Wench- and I mean generous in several senses of the word.. not only was she kind and supportive and willing to share both her sparkling personality and humor- as well as her candy and toys.. but she had also been gifted "generously" by the Bodice Goddess as well...
...upon hearing the lamentations of a old friend and rogue ("oh, where oh where will I ever find the perfect soft-parry to bring a smile and a laugh and a distraction onto the listfield as I fence?") The generous wench went on to ask just what the rogueish friend needed.

... and *blushing* did ensue...

When the blood returned to the regions from whence it came- the young wench returned home, and after careful contemplation- she granted the swashbuckling rogue his request. A "retired" and no longer serviceable piece of structural lingerie was donated from the lingerie drawer to the rogue's fencing bag o' doom.

.. but empty lingerie alone does not a soft-parry make... and so the swashbookling- uh.. I mean *swahbuckling* rogue filled the generous (in all senses) donation with homemade beanbags containing a quantity of popcorn.... and took it to an event to fence with...

Now this story could continue.. I could tell tales of the crowds reaction.. and of the Baron who insisted on *wearing* the donation while fencing... but that's another story, Boys and Girls.. for another time...

And Sir Silvertop, I cannot imagine your causing a lady to blush.

Dede's? I *have* made Wenches blush.. and Maidens as well- but it's almost always Live... as the warm blood rushing to the face and neck enhances the taste whilst nibbling... I'd provide references (some are on this board, as a matter of fact....) but a true rogue (and occasional gentleman) doesn't nibble and tell.. (unless it's convenient :twisted: ) -and kindly lose the "Sir"? I'll not pretend to honors I haven't earned... A knight I'm not.. and likely never shall be... Heh, heh, heh...

s.

[Dedeley]

Says Po:
... as the warm blood rushing to the face and neck enhances the taste whilst nibbling...

OOPS, got distracted there for a minute. The mere mention of warm blood rushing . . .

a true rogue (and occasional gentleman) doesn't nibble and tell..
Huzzah! Love the "occasional gentleman." I'm an "occasional lady," usually when in Mommy mode.

And kindly lose the "Sir"? I'll not pretend to honors I haven't earned... A knight I'm not.. and likely never shall be

Were you not one of the Knights that says, "Ni?" And cannot you be a knight in the fantasies of maidens? Methinks you do protest too much.

And Biker, we can always count on you for the really snappy, innuendo-filled, just-leaning-into blatancy one-liner. It's a gift shared by Apropos.

[Dedeley]

Isn't love such a wonderful thing? Those cute little things you do - that you may not have, if not for the inspiration of that special someone you so deperately desire to please and express your love to...

And how quickly we forget to do them.

Spoken by a woman who, last summer, was attacked by bees (I swear they were killer bees) and was screaming outside, while SO was playing a computer game inside, and claimed that the screams could not be heard over the way-cool audio. :pfft:

[po silvertop the rogue]

Morning, and *Hail* to all!

Two quick notes 'ere I head on out to the bookshop...

-Is it just me, or are the zodiac signs wrong? (Mine *should* say Libra- early Oct.)

and.. for those with concerns about the carpet- I've cancelled ILM's contract, and bought a Rosco-fogger... so we can do the special smoke effects in-house now.... :lol:

Dede- I *may* play a Knight- either knowingly onstage or on the field.. or unknowingly in the minds of others.... but the reality is quite, quite different. Methinks you do protest too much. -Again- like on the listfield- I'll have to let the jury decide...
[ /me lights the candles and uses the big bar of chocolate to inscribe the circle as he invokes members of last Sat.'s Bodice Brigade... "Oh Morghan! Fiona! Phoenix!" :twisted: ]

(.. is it just me again? or does " /me ' also no longer work?)

on a completely different note- later this eve, I'll be posting tomorrow's newspaper book review... anyone in NEPA who wants a chance at a copy will have advance notice of the title for the phone-in for the two free copies...

Have fun today, Boys & Girls! (I'll lurk as opportunity allows...)

s.

[WenchyMom]

Good morning all,
I can't believe I'm up this early. My WIT got me up at 6 am took me this long just to wake up enough to get on here and be able to post coherently lol. Hope everyone has a good day today. I'll be around except for the times when parental duties need to be seen too.

[Morghan]

"Oh Morghan! Fiona! Phoenix!" :twisted:

Oh my - I've been invoked by "The" Rogue :lol:

.............(saunters in) Yes? and what can I do for thee? :twisted: (swinging Toblarone on the end of a cat o'nine tails)

[Margaret]

And how quickly we forget to do them.

Spoken by a woman who, last summer, was attacked by bees (I swear they were killer bees) and was screaming outside, while SO was playing a computer game inside, and claimed that the screams could not be heard over the way-cool audio. :pfft:

~snerf~ and laugh adds the woman who, at times, could do the Dance of the Seven Veils while her hubby is on the computer and only get a "Did you say something?" while his eyes never leave the screen. :roll: :evil:

[Morghan]

[quote=Dedeley]
~snerf~ and laugh adds the woman who, at times, could do the Dance of the Seven Veils while her hubby is on the computer and only get a "Did you say something?" while his eyes never leave the screen. :roll: :evil:

(laughs) OMG...it *IS* a man thing... :lol:

[Margaret]

Morning all!! Happy sunny and foggy day! It's actually pretty outside right now, the fog is burning off but still collected in whispy areas while the sun filters through it.

Busy day for this Employment Service Specialist! Going to spend most of the day running around with clients and writing reports - but I will pop in when I can.....


Po, thanks for changing to the fog machine - my vaccume was getting clogged up :D

[Margaret]

Dedeley wrote:
OK, I'll bite. .


hmm sounds fun


Biker, we can always count on you!

and what are you counting?

How many licks it takes to....... oh look! An albotross!!!

[Margaret]

Just got this in my mailbox from a friend of mine..... :lol:

Here is a piece written by Andy Rooney - CBS 60 Minutes

As I grow in age, I value women who are over 40 most of all.

Here are just a few reasons why:

A woman over 40 will not lay next to you in bed and ask, "What
are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think.

If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't
sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do.

And, it's usually something more interesting.

A woman over 40 knows herself well enough to be assured in who
she is, what she is, what she wants and from whom. Few women past
the age of 40 give a damn what you might think about her or what
she's doing.

Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match
with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of
course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they
think they can get away with it.

Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They
know what it's like to be unappreciated.

A woman over 40 has the self-assurance to introduce you to her
women friends. A younger woman with a man will often ignore even
her best friend because she doesn't trust the guy with other women.

Women over 40 couldn't care less if you're attracted to her friends
because she knows her friends won't betray her.

Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your
sins to a woman over 40. They always know.

A woman over 40 looks good wearing bright red lipstick. This is
not true of younger women or drag queens.

Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far
sexier than her younger counterpart.

Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right
off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one! You don't ever
have to wonder where you stand with her.

Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons.

Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart,
well-coiffed hot woman of 40+, there is a bald, paunchy relic
in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 18-year-old
waitress.

Ladies, I apologize.

For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get
the milk for free." Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women
are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth
buying an entire pig, just to get a little sausage.

[Phoenix McHeit]

I'm Here, I'm Here, I'm Here, I'm Hereeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! Huzzah, Hail & Well Met!!

Sheesh I had quite a severe case of Wenchy-Withdrawal going on - no boards for a week and a half! Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr STOOOOOPID ISP! After 3 separate calls to tech-support (in the Phillipines, no less) the 3rd guy just had me change the phone number I use for connecting, and Voila! I'm Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere!!!

ANYway....... I need to catch up... Great Big Huge Hugs to everyone... Happy happy to Dmitri, Sawah, Vel.... and anybody else I may have missed.

*deeeeeeeeeeep breath* Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeee I'm here!

(Have I mentioned I'm here, yet?)
lol
/me does happy dance - tango-style... :twisted:

[Phoenix McHeit]

ok Po - I guess the /me aint just you - its not working for me either. :(

[Margaret]

First off PHEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! I am so happy to see you here ~big hug~

Secondly, Snipe did some fixin 'o the boards last week and disabled some of the stuff, so the action text isn't working - I hope she puts it back up again, I kind of liked the speed of /me

Thirdly, Po, don't know about the zodiacs, mine is correct....

Forthly, PHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! <kiss kiss>

[Phoenix McHeit]

Mags: HUGE HUGS! OHBOY OHBOY OHBOY OHBOY I MISSED YOU !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Phee spins around room with Mags, giggling like a little kid*

[Lady Sarah]

Zodiac signs vary as much as there are 112 different shades of red... OK, not that much. Take my eldest niece for example. She's born on Oct 23, one chart will put her as a Libra, one will put her as a Scorpio. (doesn't matter to me, I get along smashingly with both. :P ) She's born on the cusp, as it were. If you're having problems with the incorrect signs displaying, I'd wager that's your problem.

Welcome back Phee! :grouphug:

Mornin' Mags! I was wondering about the /me and the "ignore" feature and the "edit" buttons disappearing. glad to know it's not just me ~L~

Mornin' Po, dearest book dealer! I've got a challenge for you (and still for me!) Dante Aligheri's Inferno (sp?) I'm in Canto 24 I believe.

[WenchyMom]

Welcome back Pheeeee!!!!! Glad you made it home okay. I read you had a good time.

[Margaret]

*recovers from the spinning with Phee* Woo - dizzy! Look at the world spin! :D

Morning Sarah! Knew there was a reason we got on so well said the cusper Scorpio/Libra chicky :D

Hi MoooooooMeeeeeeee!

OK, all, gotta go and fetch some food and then a client. See you all later!!

[Phoenix McHeit]

Tenhk yew girls! oh yeah I had an absolute blast this weekend! I was brought to tears, being so honored to have been asked to carry a pike in court procession. I cannot explain how much that gesture touched me. I met a whole new, wonderful group of lovely, kind-hearted, generous people... I'm actually speechless trying to describe how magnificent a time I had. I got to witness live fencing for the first time... such a beautiful form - grace & precision... coupled with deadly timing. Utterly amazing! Methinks I'll have to introduce my Mini's to the dance. Hmmm.. wonder if there's anybody who'll be willing to teach some young'uns? :D

As far as my own dance... I'd say after all the butterflies & nerves... I think it went rather well. I got the audience giggling in the right places, and quiet otherwise. Not bad for a thrown-together number.. that had to be ad-libbed in 2 places, cuz I forgot I couldn't do a certain move while in my Hard-Leather Corset... the IronMaiden, as I lovingly call it.

And as far as the 'encore'... uhm Po, dearest.... I believe YOU are the one to 'blame' for that. :twisted: Although I admit, I did have fun. :) And they captured it on videotape, too - talk about Blackmail ammo.

All in all - to be included in the group so heartily and instantly... was just simply incredible. I cannot say enough about Endless Hills... utterly and amazingly open-hearted and generous to this particular newbie.

Off to start planing for a Very Special Beltaine celebration..................... ;)

[Morghan]

Just got this in my mailbox from a friend of mine......

Margaret... this is GREAT!! You just made my day :)

[po silvertop the rogue]

Quoth Phee the Tall... as far as the 'encore'... uhm Po, dearest.... I believe YOU are the one to 'blame' for that.
Oh, No, M'lady! I may have taken *shameless* advantage of the encore.. but *I* was not the one who requested it.. You can thank the Baron for that one! (and welcome back!) [..and did I mention that thee & a pike look cute viewed from behind? It helped keep me awake through much of court... right up until Morghan's ambush...]

and from the Good Lady Sarah: Mornin' Po, dearest book dealer! I've got a challenge for you (and still for me!) Dante Aligheri's Inferno (sp?) I'm in Canto 24 I believe.
..and thy challenge, M'lady? I read that many and many a year ago- back in my undergrad days.. (and much preferred Larry Niven's SF rewrite by the same name.. in which a SF writer dies and finds himself traversing the same infernal geography- with modern characters and updated sins...)

Margaret: Thirdly, Po, don't know about the zodiacs, mine is correct....

Hmm.. Oct. 3rd should put me firmly into Libra.. but doesn't seem to....

..and finally (but never *least) the Deadly Pirate Morghan:
Oh my - I've been invoked by "The" Rogue
.............(saunters in) Yes? and what can I do for thee? (swinging Toblarone on the end of a cat o'nine tails)
ummm.. with an entrance like that- I forgot the question! :twisted: 'tis a good thing I can't drool electronically.. whip-wielding. chocolate-bearing piratical fencers are a weakness o' mine...

I defy ANY of you Ladies to peform the Dance of the 7 Veils in my presence and expect me to miss it. (hell- I bet you that not a one of you would get to the 7th veil! -I'm notoriously impatient! Heh, heh, heh...)

(Sell the books, sell the books...)

s.

[Phoenix McHeit]

[..and did I mention that thee & a pike look cute viewed from behind? It helped keep me awake through much of court...

Flatterer.... :oops: :)

[Artemisia]

As I grow in age, I value women who are over 40 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why...
Oh my Goddess - I'm already 40 and I'm only chronologically 37 - cool 8) :king:

Mornin' all :grouphug:

At my shop today, packing orders and such...Ooo, a fog machine!

[Morghan]

I defy ANY of you Ladies to peform the Dance of the 7 Veils in my presence and expect me to miss it. (hell- I bet you that not a one of you would get to the 7th veil! -I'm notoriously impatient! Heh, heh, heh...)

(Sell the books, sell the books...)

s.

Humm.. now Ladies.. doesn't that sound exactly like a challenge?

(must go plan, conive, conspire) whistles innocently -- OH ....PHEE!!... FIONA!!.. :twisted: :cheer: :grouphug:

[Phoenix McHeit]

Now *I've* been invoked... lol

Ok dear sister... you, me & Fiona... that's 3 wenches.. and 7 veils... that's two-and-a-third for each. Hmmm methinks Mr Impatient will be impressed. :twisted:

[Adriana Rose]

Wow every one is comin' back!

Sounds like a good wekend for Phee!!

[Fiona Freckl'dbottom]

Now *I've* been invoked... lol

Ok dear sister... you, me & Fiona... that's 3 wenches.. and 7 veils... that's two-and-a-third for each. Hmmm methinks Mr Impatient will be impressed. :twisted:

PHOE!!! WELCOME BACK, SWEE'PEA! :grouphug: WOOT!
Hmmm, notice how she returns *after* the cancellation of the ILM contract ;-)

Alright that's at least 3 times I've been invoked. I'm *finally* here, reporting for booty, er I mean duty, er did Po tell you guys the story about the baron who wears ladies' lingerie? ;-) :oops:

Now where are the veils and chocolate I've heard so much about today? I only get a half-hour so we'll have to make this quick!

[Artos O'Dalriada]

a half an hour? never enough time. the truly enjoyable things take much, much longer, don't you think? :twisted:

[Artos O'Dalriada]

Quoth M'lady Phee,
"Must prepare for a very special Beltaine celebration"



Special indeed m'dear, though quite the understatement.

[Fiona Freckl'dbottom]

a half an hour? never enough time. the truly enjoyable things take much, much longer, don't you think? :twisted:

Got a point there, Artos. Hey, Po, can we get a functioning TARDIS on this carpet?

[Phoenix McHeit]

Hmmm, notice how she returns *after* the cancellation of the ILM contract ;-)

coughcoughshaddapcoughcough

and my darling Artos - although I agree wholeheartedly... there's something to be said for quickness... I mean quickies... I mean...... oh never mind.

[Artos O'Dalriada]

and my darling Artos - although I agree wholeheartedly... there's something to be said for quickness... I mean quickies... I mean...... oh never mind.

In the proper time, I would agree. But I do so love to take my time. :twisted:

[Margaret]

Just got this in my mailbox from a friend of mine......

Margaret... this is GREAT!! You just made my day :)


Yay! Glad I could help!! :D

[Margaret]

Now *I've* been invoked... lol

Ok dear sister... you, me & Fiona... that's 3 wenches.. and 7 veils... that's two-and-a-third for each. Hmmm methinks Mr Impatient will be impressed. :twisted:

Impressed and completely gobsmacked by thy beauty and grace my dear sisters....

GO GET HIM GIRLS!!!!!! :twisted:

[Adriana Rose]

*hopeful look*
We can attack Artos???


Huh can we huh? huh?

[Lady Sarah]

*hopeful look*
We can attack Artos???

Huh can we huh? huh?

go for it girlie... ~S~ you can have my piece ~L~ I'm still waiting for the man of my dreams - or was that nightmares. :sigh:

[Adriana Rose]

I will just as long that no one tells my BF k?


But now that I think about it I had better let Phee do the maulng :twisted:

[biker]

I will just as long that no one tells my BF k?
:

depends on how much cash you have to how much we don't tell.

[po silvertop the rogue]

Quoth Fiona, the HenchWench:
Hey, Po, can we get a functioning TARDIS on this carpet?


Now, Fiona! -You *know* the last time I had the Time Rotor up to speed in here we had duplicate posts, phantom pages, and the zodiac still hasn't been recalibrated!
:lol:

Ok, M'ladies... let me get this straight...

3 shapely, attractive, talented Wenches are gonna hunt me down, and collectively perform the Dance of the 2.33 Veils for me?

HUZZAH HUZZAH! HUZZAH! HUZZAH! HUZZAH! HUZZAH! HUZZAH! HUZZAH! HUZZAH! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

I fail to see the problem... :wink:

I shall bring the chocolate!

Oh, poor me.. poor pooor me.. (heh, heh, heh...)

s.

[WenchyMom]

lol and giggles. I've been smiling all day from ya'll's posts. I love having my 'net right now.

[Lady Sarah]

3 shapely, attractive, talented Wenches are gonna hunt me down, and collectively perform the Dance of the 2.33 Veils for me?

Lady Sarah snickers and hides the camera behind her back...

[Margaret]

Maggie says to Sarah: You will get a better angle if you shoot from over there

[Artos O'Dalriada]

What's this? I leave for a short time and there are conspiracies to attack me? :twisted:

[Phoenix McHeit]

*hopeful look*
We can attack Artos???


Huh can we huh? huh?

Uhm, dearie.....the Go Get Him Girls from Mags... was for dancin for Po....

And methinks you'd better see what Artos has to say about him bein attacked..... :twisted:

[Artos O'Dalriada]

Yes, let us see what Artos has to say..... :twisted: and I do believe it would depend on 'whom' is doing the attacking, and that particular list has been narrowed down considerably...*checks list* yup, only one name on here. belongs to a certain tall fiery wench ;) (yes, that means you Phoenix)

[Phoenix McHeit]

Although I *definitely* see the perks of attackin said rogue... and I can't blame a gal for wantin to........

[Artos O'Dalriada]

perks? what perks? do tell, I'm sure we're all ears to hear. :twisted:

[Phoenix McHeit]

Well, I believe for starters, there's the wonderful scent you give off.... perfect for cuddlin. then, there's the strength in your body... not to mention that you definitely 'know how' to kiss....

and the rest of this list shall have to be in PM, darling. ;)

[Artos O'Dalriada]

Well, my dear, that certainly does present a valid point. :twisted:
It IS good to be me.

[Phoenix McHeit]

Hmmmmm... methinks I may have put the poor rogue at a loss for words........

(wonder how many shades of red he went)

That'll teach ya to throw a gauntlet at me, m'dear.
:kiss:

[Artos O'Dalriada]

The gauntlet my dear? bah. I only threw a set of silk scarves, all the better to bind you with my dear. :twisted: and of course i'm keeping a rose and a bar of Toblerone stashed away for a visit in the near future

[Morghan]

Well, my dear, that certainly does present a valid point. :twisted:
It IS good to be me.

OMG.. they passed the starting gate and are off and running....

[Phoenix McHeit]

The gauntlet my dear? bah. I only threw a set of silk scarves, all the better to bind you with my dear. :twisted: and of course i'm keeping a rose and a bar of Toblerone stashed away for a visit in the near future

We'll see......Real Life does seem to get in the way a bit, does it not? Tempt me not with a good time, m'love.

[Artos O'Dalriada]

ah m'dear, but real life does bed down for the night, and that's when desires come out to play

[Phoenix McHeit]

Truly sir... however when said Real Life beds down into the wee hours, desires can be overshadowed by the limitations of mortal flesh capabilities.

[Artos O'Dalriada]

well, i suppose sleeping in after an active night will be in order then. :twisted: After all, I'm sure I can awaken enough vitality to sate said desires for a time.

[Phoenix McHeit]

"waking the vitality' is never in question, m'love. Having enough energy to put Toblerone et al to use, however... can be. Methinks we'll just have to be sure there's not a theatrical production taking up the waking hours this time.

[Artos O'Dalriada]

I do not see a theatrical production taking up the waking hours in the near future m'dear, so i don't believe there will be any worries, unless of course you'll be too worn out :twisted:

[Margaret]

:shock:

Think I'm gonna go and find my boy and pounce... :twisted:


Oh, wait, he's playing World of Warcraft :evil:

[Phoenix McHeit]

Good MORNING Lovelies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How's everyone's day so far?

*busily setting up the courtesy table with muffins, bagels, coffee & tea*

[po silvertop the rogue]

Po sneaks in, grabbing tea and a bagel whilst en route to the bookshop...

Mornin' M'Lady!... M'Ladies!

Today's review is up in the book forum as well....

Have fun today!

s.

[biker]

How's everyone's day so far?
*

Betwenn Nancy being sick and a migraine and the wee ones, I got a grand total of 1.5 ours last night, I have our admin inspection starting today, and I haven't eaten.

[Margaret]

*hugs to Biker*

It will all be well. Just don't fall asleep in your coffee...

[Margaret]

Good MORNING Lovelies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How's everyone's day so far?

*busily setting up the courtesy table with muffins, bagels, coffee & tea*

*Mags nabs some Irish Breakfast tea and a blueberry muffin*

Let's see, got a client comingin at 10 am, and the rest of the day is going to be spent writting up month end reports. Oh joy, oh rapture......... :roll: