Magic Carpet Ride

[Morghan]

Good MORNING Lovelies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mornin' Everyone.. just getting that first cup o'java before taking the daughter into work.. type more later...

[Phoenix McHeit]

*busily looking up pattern sites for a certain project I have coming up*

Sheesh - who knew there were so many different styles of patterns to choose from? *said the woefully inadequate seamstress* :)

Ah well - tis a labor of love......

Hugs Biker - I hear ya about the sleep-issue. I woke up after tossing & turning last night with a splitting headache myself. At least (knock knock) it wasn't a migraine! But forced down some toast (I hate eating so soon after waking) and took some meds, and now its down to a dull throb. Good enough that I can surf & type, anyway! ;)

Hugs everyone!

[Artemisia]

Good mornin' all
:grouphug:

Thanks for the breakfast Phee ::gets large cup o java, corn muffin and plops down on carpet::

Boy, everyone had a bad night last night ::extra hugs for Phee and Biker:: I woke up in the middle of the night in a bundle of nerves. I have a very, very slight heart valve problem and it was acting up - nothing to worry about though.

Well, back to work - bookeeping end of year stuff (push the pencils, count the beans...)

[Lady Sarah]

Phee, words of advice from one to another - K.I.S.S.!!!

Good Morning Ever'body!

scuttles back over to the link that Rich MacHugely offered up for a pyrate coat...

[Margaret]

OK, client is coming in until 11 - yay! A bit more time for me to goof off.

That and actually get some work done on my month ends.

Argh! :augh: the job market here in Mich. is tight for theoritically 'normal' people. Locating stuff for my clients is difficult at best, and that's when they want to find a job. Some know how to play the game. Say they want to find work, sit on their bottoms while I run around looking for jobs and setting up interviews, then never show up for the interviews or return my phone calls. Luckly, with enough documentation, I can drop these guys from my case load. I do actually like my job, it is just frustrating some times.

[Margaret]

On to happier stuff....

It's Wednesday! Hump Day and Chat Day!! :D

[Artemisia]

Hump Day and Chat Day!! :D

::looks to sky:: Ok, looks like it won't snow today (satellite connection), so I may be able to make it to chat tonight.

[Margaret]

Yay! Barring Her Grace being a Black Hole of Need, I will be there too :)

[Phoenix McHeit]

Me too me too me too! I missed my *fix* last week, with this stoopid ISP, so I wont miss it tonight! I'll be a little later than normal though - won't get home til 9-ish. But y'all should still be rolling! *crossing fingers*

Arte: ooh thankee for the hugs, sweets - makes it better!

Sawah - *sigh* I know sweets - I';m tryin - but simple just aint gonna cut it for this particular project. Looks like - for the look I want - I'm gonna have to take 4 different patterns & mix-n-match. I have some help & advice on that, though. Gawds bless sisters!

Mags: hugs hun!

[Bonnie Strangeways]

::stumbles in, heads straight for table and takes entire carafe of coffee::

Biker, sorry Nancy and the wee ones were not well, *hugs* hope they get better rest today, and allow you rest this evening. Good luck on the inspection, I know they're tough!

Phee...If'n you need assistance on that project, PM me or get me on the Yahoo!, I've been there, done that, and I may be able to help a wee.

I'm going to be MIA for Chat *yet again* this evening. The Wenches and I have rehersal tonight for a show on Friday, so it'll be a long one. *sniff* Sorry darlings, I wanted to come play this week!!!!! ::pout:: Unfortunately, our season is starting up again, so I can pretty much kiss my *spare* time goodbye!

*yes I would like some cheese with my whine. A nice provolone or a runny brie will do quite nicely*

[Lucy]

Is it just me or is it one of those days where everyone just BARELY woke up? I can't stay awake today!!! I think I need a gallon of caffeine!!! :)

Hey everyone!! *hugglez* I MIGHT actually make it to chat tonight!

[Lady Sarah]

no chat tonight for me. After a sorority meeting, I've got to get cracking on my newest bloomie fabric - SHREK 2!!!

shrieks in laughter at the thought of ogre green splotched bloomies with Shrek, Donkey and Puss gamboling across her butt and thighs... not to mention the words "Ogres have layers"... my first thought was "So do Wenches!!"

[WenchyMom]

I would have gotten enough sleep if I had paid attention to the clock, luckily I have freash coffe and such. Good Morning All! I might be able to make it for chat tonight (don't anyone fall over or anything) what time central does it start again dear lovelies.

Biker sorry about the wife and kiddos not feeling well. Good luck on your review.

Phee- I'm sure anything you make will still make you stunning!

[Phoenix McHeit]

Chat time is 8PM EST, so that'd make it 7 Central, I think?

BonBon - thankee for the offer, sweetness - I'll be sure to keep that in mind! :smooch:

Mommie - aww :oops: you're a doll to say that! :smooch:

Update - looks like Morghan and I found the perfect dress... all in one - just have to make a few adjustments to neckline & such...

*toddles off, plans & patterns buzzing merrily in her head*

[WenchyMom]

nah I'm not a doll, Just honest. I'm sure there are a few people here that would agree with me Phee


Sarah, I'm going to have to find some of that fabric so that I can make something for the kids with it. They'd love that.

[Adriana Rose]

Hi guys!
I have been trying to get a picture to worlk for my avatar but the thing tells me it needs to be smaller. Uhg and I have been fighting it for an hour!




Sara where do you get all of your fun fabric????

[Lady Sarah]

Hi guys!
I have been trying to get a picture to worlk for my avatar but the thing tells me it needs to be smaller. Uhg and I have been fighting it for an hour!

Sara where do you get all of your fun fabric????

I get it from Jo-Ann's. I cruise the cotton quilter's aisle and the Juvenile aisle. the gaudier and more garish, the better for me. After all, it's only a treat if you see my bloomers, so the Garb Nazi's won't know what they can't see. ;)

and I can see your avatar just fine doll!

[Adriana Rose]

I'm trying to put up a picture of me, but it says that it needs to be a somthing kb thingie.
Yep computers and me just barely get along

[biker]

[i] not to mention the words "Ogres have layers"...

so when can we start peeling you?

[Margaret]

Update - looks like Morghan and I found the perfect dress... all in one - just have to make a few adjustments to neckline & such...

*toddles off, plans & patterns buzzing merrily in her head*


*swoon* Isn't it wonderful when you find 'the' dress!!! :D

[Adriana Rose]

And Adriana in lost again....

Oh look a Mountain Dew........... *trounce*



MMMM Cafeeine

[Adriana Rose]

Helloo???

ANy body here???

guess not....

[biker]

C:\Documents and Settings\vernonp.CVN68\Local Settings\Temporary Internet Files\OLK2B1D\Puzzle21.jpg

[Lady Sarah]

so when can we start peeling you?

are you saying I've got a-peel? :shock:

[biker]

so when can we start peeling you?

are you saying I've got a-peel? :shock:


and if you played the saxaphone, you'd have Sax a peel

[Lady Sarah]

and if I've got a pretty little puppy? what kind of a peel is that, animal a-peel?

[Artos O'Dalriada]

Ok, I know there have been a few posts hinting, but m'lady and I have decided it's time to stop the hinting, and just say it. Beltaine has been mentioned, and if all hopefully falls into place, there will be a wedding that weekend. It's not every day one finds that 'one' person, that soul mate we all seek in life. And when we do, we never want to lose that. And so, after having talked about it, and knowing that we each are the one the other has been seeking, I proposed to Phoenix, and she accepted. We are hoping to obtain our desired wedding site the weekend of Beltaine, or if necessary to hold it where we want to, the weekend directly following. Presiding over the ceremony will be my wonderful sister Dei, who, like myself, is ordained. Both Phee and I are thrilled, and impatiently waiting for the day to arrive! :D

[Margaret]

Let me be the first to say it here, I am so happy for the two of you. Bright blessing on your union and much happiness in the years that follow.

:D

[Artos O'Dalriada]

Thank you Mags, with love, a lil luck, and the Goddess' blessings, I'm certain we'll have a blessed union that will last many many years.

[ambar]

CONGRATS!!!

To Phee and Artos!

[Dedeley]

OH MY GOD!!!!!! CONGRATULATIONS PHEE AND ARTOS!!!!

Many blessings, much love, much laughter, and many years together.

I can't believe it! :grouphug:

[Phoenix McHeit]

Yes, now the wonderful news is out at last! And after reading how artfully my dear Artos worded it, I am so glad that I asked him to make the announcement. 'Thrilled' doesn't even come close to the giddy, ecstatic, overwhelming feelings I have coursing through me at the thought.

Amas Veritas, indeed...... :D

And thank you all for your wonderful wishes. You whom I have met through this board are like family to me. One huge, far-extended family, and my love goes to you all!
:grouphug:

"...forever sounds like a good start..."

[Artos O'Dalriada]

*pounce* thank you m'dear, i'm pleased you like. and forever, is DEFINITELY a good start.

Congrats to you both!!!

That is so great, and fun to plan for!!!!!

Muffin

[Adriana Rose]

OMG!!!

CONGRATS PHEE AND ARTOS!!!




Now I am kinda not as lost as I was!!!



Goddess bless both of you and Phee's Lil' Rouges

[Branwen]

Contgrats Phoenix & Artos!!!! May the Gods & Goddess bless you in your furture together!!!!

:bananada: :cheer: :hearts: :love: :cheer: :bananada: :lumpy:

[Dedeley]

Does that mean that we're all sort of "virtual bridesmaids?"

[Artos O'Dalriada]

Thank you all for the good wishes :D ..... hmmmm, virtual bridesmaids, I'll have to discuss that with Phee :P

[Dedeley]

'Cause I wanna see the picture of Biker in the bridesmaid dress.

BTW, Phee and Artos, you realize that you are planning a wedding with an on-line audience of hopeless romantics! Details, please, on the decorations, type of ceremony, etc. and etc. and so forth.

I'm just still so happy for you. Woo hoo! :bananada:

[Artos O'Dalriada]

I'm sure a lil paintshop pro can take care of gettin biker into a bridesmaid's dress, and as far as details, you'll just have to wait. i promise they'll be forthcoming though, just going to wait until m'dear awakens. Only reason I'm on is cause I just got home from work.

[Margaret]

Good morning everyone! (or Artos, in your case, good night! :) )

Weeeell, today I get to add a new experience to my list of been there, done that. One of my clients has an intervew at a place called City Aluminmum. They want him to do an actual interview and then a 'test run' on the job. Guess who gets to go and get down and dirty in a foundry and help Jason learn the in's and out's (called job coaching).

Why yes! Me! It should be interesting. He's a nice kid and actually wants to work. He is capable of doing this job. However, his mental illness gets in the way of his success - so I get to be there to help him over the ruff spots. So, if he gets this job, it's one more day of job coaching for me, then I turn that job over to Vanessa.

Now where did I put my steele toe boots....

I will be gone this morning, but I will give you all the low down when I get back. :)

[Phoenix McHeit]

Oh Adriana... how sweet of you to remember my mini's! Thank you so much!

You all have been so great! :grouphug:

:snarf: Biker in a bridesmaid dress!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Margaret]

Double post - move along...

[Margaret]

Morning Phee!! Nice to see someone up and about so early :D

[Phoenix McHeit]

Morning Mags! Have fun today in the foundry!

I have some steel-toes ya can borrow!

[po silvertop the rogue]

M'lord & Lady- Heinlein said it best: "May you love as long as you live, and live as long as you like..."
(I might have paraphrased- I'm nowhere near that book presently...)

Not that I need to be a *virtual* ANYTHING.. but anyone attempting to put me into a bridesmaid's dress had better be:
- A. Bigger and stronger then I.
- B. Better armed.
- C. Possessing of better alcohol
- or D. Female, naked and persuasive

-Please note that several of those will not work solo, but would need to be applied in combination.

Y'know, Phee- someday I would like to meet thy proto-rogues.. I'll bring along the squires!

Ok All.. I'm... Off to the Bookshop! (sell the books, sell the books!)

Have *Fun*!!!

s.

[Artos O'Dalriada]

hmmmm, well Po, we can always put that to the test can't we. *evil grin* Remember, I'm the rogue that fences with the impact of a small wrecking ball, and speed. All we gotta do is daze ya, and then get wonderful blackmail pics.

[biker]

'Cause I wanna see the picture of Biker in the bridesmaid dress.
:

hey you can no longer ask me those questions. don't ask don't tell policy.

Foundries are fun mags.

Artos/Phee, Marriage is a institutioni. And I know of no others who deserve to be in a institution then the both of you.

[Artos O'Dalriada]

ah Biker, thanks. we'll be sure to visit you in your own lil padded room regularly.

[biker]

Not that I need to be a *virtual* ANYTHING.. but anyone attempting to put me into a bridesmaid's dress had better be:
- A. Bigger and stronger then I.
- B. Better armed.
- C. Possessing of better alcohol
- .

Stands behind you. Wear this. Have some more Ale. Cocks .45.

If I have too you have too.

[Margaret]

Not that I need to be a *virtual* ANYTHING.. but anyone attempting to put me into a bridesmaid's dress had better be:
- A. Bigger and stronger then I.
- B. Better armed.
- C. Possessing of better alcohol
- .

Stands behind you. Wear this. Have some more Ale. Cocks .45.

If I have too you have too.

Gets camera and video equipment - this is going to be good. Who knew trying on bride's maid dresses could be so entertaining! :D

[Artos O'Dalriada]

yeah mags, we can video-tape it and send it to America's Funniest, or just sell it on ebay

[Phoenix McHeit]

Video cameras? ACK! Where's my makeup? Where's my hairdresser? Where's my stylist?

*flurry of activity ensues*

Ahh much better... now, what was that about a video? *smiles sweetly toward the camera*


Biker... you should know about the institutions... and I'm thinking fuchsia for you, dear.

Po... methinks your color would be a nice Kelly Green - it'll bring out your eyes.

[biker]

Phee,

I look much better in maroon. please find something that doesnt make my butt look big. :lol:

[Phoenix McHeit]

Ok Biker - so no bumroll... how about a nice poufy sleeve, to balance the look? And Maroon I can work with. But ya gotta have a nice trailing ribbon on that Colt 45 holster.

[po silvertop the rogue]

<<Unable to resist..>>

"Et Tu, Biker?"

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Triplebock or Mead, Please.. (or maybe a Pina Colada.. I have a weakness for coconut and whipped cream.. ahhhh.. coconut... ahhhhh.. Whipped Cream..... <Flashes back to Sat.> :twisted: )

quoth Phee: a nice Kelly Green - it'll bring out your eyes
Po mumbles something about green-eyed monsters... :wink:
-But you've seen my usual colors... Black, Blue, Silver and Gold... (and I want something short enough to show off my legs... <smirk>

..and Artos? I *Can* hit harder.. just never needed/chosen to.... thou art warned...

s.

[Lucy]

:snarf:

Okay, someone had some drugs in their morning twinkies! You all are too funny! :)

Morning Everyone!!! *hugglez*

Hi Phee! :smooch:
Hi Mags! :smooch:

[biker]

Just for you Phee just for you. :lol:

[biker]

:snarf:

Okay, someone had some drugs in their morning twinkies! You all are too funny! :)

:

what are you saying this is how my mind works period..... ooops was that my outside voice?

[Phoenix McHeit]

ahhhhh.. Whipped Cream..... <Flashes back to Sat.> :twisted: )

quoth Phee: a nice Kelly Green - it'll bring out your eyes
Po mumbles something about green-eyed monsters... :wink:
-But you've seen my usual colors... Black, Blue, Silver and Gold... (and I want something short enough to show off my legs... <smirk>

Usual colors notwithstanding. I still see you in green - but I'm willing to work with the actual hue. Perhaps more of a hunter? And never fear about the legs, darling. Tea-length it is - I love a well-turned calf, after all.

[WenchyMom]

congrats Phee and Artos! all my well wishes for you both.

ahh lucy I'm sure it wasn't drugs maybe an overabundance of coffee?!?!

Good Morning Wenchy Crew!

[Artemisia]

Morning crew!

Biker and Po in bridesmaid dresses? Make sure those aren't handkerchief skirts or when they twirl we might see ... ooo, another llama!

"Artos and Phee sittin' in a tree"
A formal congratulations to you both...

One is never to lead,
The other never to follow,
Always stand side by side
Hand in Hand.

But you guys already knew that :D

Huzzah!

http://www.akashanpathways.com/_outside/huzzah.jpg

PS: If you need some stuff for your handfasting, :wink: let me know - I'll get ya it at wholesale prices :wink: :wink:

[Lucy]

ahh lucy I'm sure it wasn't drugs maybe an overabundance of coffee?!?!

That very well could be the case... LOL!

Oh look Artemesia has become our new best friend! :twisted:

[Lady Sarah]

::yawns from her corner of the carpet::

mornin' all.... sorry, not too "with it" yet. only 4 hours of sleep and I'm still trying to wake up.

And, allow me to toss in my CONGRATULATIONS to Phee and Artos as well. :smooch:

::yawns again:: OK, back to the slave drive...

[biker]

Morning crew!

Biker and Po in bridesmaid dresses? Make sure those aren't handkerchief skirts or when they twirl we might see ... ooo, another llama
:

IS that what it's called these days?? a llama?

[Artemisia]

IS that what it's called these days?? a llama?

We can start that trend, but they are definitely not as cute :blech:

Aviation military biker? My rogue also back in the early '80's. Check out the Murphy SuperRebel he's putting together: http://community.webshots.com/album/68680991LLScBN

[biker]

Yep, Aviation mechanic in the US navy. 18 years less then 24 months till I retire!!!!!!!

[Artemisia]

...24 months till I retire!!!!!!!

Your so short you can limbo dance with ants! :D

Our friend Buffy retired 2 years ago after 20 years of faithful service with USMC. She loves the pension and extra time - I'm sure your looking forward to it.

[biker]

plane was cool almost done?

[Lucy]

:cheer: :bananada: :cheer: :bananada: :cheer: :bananada: :cheer:

Ahhh yesssssssss!

*huge tight Lucy hugglez*

CONGRATULATIONS to Phee and Artos!!!

May your home be filled with love, laughter, and lots of.... oh look LLAMA!

[Artemisia]

plane was cool almost done?

He just finished getting all the instruments - from ebay no less. Needs to put the wings on to work on the fuel lines but he can't do that until he moves the plane out of our garage to his hangar at the airport.

Of course, he's still putting together the hangar ( http://community.webshots.com/album/231171426djgPUP ) - only has the concrete slab down. So when the hangar is put together, then the plane moved to it, he'll start the final process. He's been doing this for 7 years and is not in a hurry.

[Bonnie Strangeways]

Does that mean that we're all sort of "virtual bridesmaids?"

nah, we're the virtual Matchmakers! *smirk*

::Matchmaker, Matchmaker, make me a match, find me a find, catch me a catch......::

Congradulations and blessings to you both.

[Bonnie Strangeways]

Ok Biker - so no bumroll... how about a nice poufy sleeve, to balance the look? And Maroon I can work with. But ya gotta have a nice trailing ribbon on that Colt 45 holster.

Phee...say it with me baby.....BUSTLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!

roflmao

[ambar]

Biker in a brides maid dress.......... :twisted: ... Can I do the kilt check? :pweeease: Pweeeeeese? :D

Oh, and guys, put a bow on that there gun, and you have a formal redneck wedding.... :lol:

::starts putting up still cameras for the dressing of Po::

Artemesia..... I have a feeling your offer of help will be appreciated!

Drugs in the twinkies or coffee? Why not both? ::rofl::

hmmmm.........Oh, funny for the day....
What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage along with... a recipe

[ambar]

:snarf:

Okay, someone had some drugs in their morning twinkies! You all are too funny! :)

:

what are you saying this is how my mind works period..... ooops was that my outside voice?

*snerf* Yup it was....

so you will be married /handfasted on May 1st?

you all had better get busy.....it is right around the corner!

Muffin

[Apropos]

Whoo hooo...helluuu everyone. Things are starting to look a little brighter around me so I thought I would pop in and what do I read...what an announcement.

CONGRATS TO THE PHOENDRAGONS!!!!!!

snerf. Uther and Arthur (the hampsters) are awaiting a new home...LOL. I tried to find llamas for an engagement present, but hadda settle for hampsters.

[Phoenix McHeit]

Phoendragons? :snarf:

oh sheesh Appie - its good to have you back, sweets!

Lucy... :rofl: Tank oo babes!

BonBon - I was gonna say bustle, too... but I thought bumroll sounded better for Biker... lookit dat bum roll with the ship.

Muffin... plans are a-rollin right along! Ambar found the perfect ring set for us yesterday, Morghan and I found the dress that is gonna be made, we found the perfect site to hold it.... busy busy, but happy! About the only thing I'm sweating now is the 'less than 3 months to lose 25 lbs' girly-thing... :D

BTW Ambar - I'm addicted to Ebay now, tyvm... sheesh :roll: :roll:

[Morghan]

Video cameras? ACK! Where's my makeup? Where's my hairdresser? Where's my stylist?

*flurry of activity ensues*


OK.. why is it that THEY are the ones getting married - and I'm the nervous wreck?

How many weeks is it till Beltane? Did I say weeks? oh.. I meant months - yea, that's it months... plenty of time.. oh yea.. sure.. nope - no problem.. got it covered.. let's see.. coffee? (check) .....trip for fabric (check) ... re-organize house to accomidate sewing stuff (check) ... evict all household occupants while sewing frenzy ensues (check)... lots of coffee? (check) ... write ceremony (check)... ceremony props (check).... coffee? (check) headpiece (check)... flowers? .... OMG'ess... WHERE'S THE FLOWERS?!?!?!?!?!?

Did I mention the coffee?

(hehehe) just kidding... actually I think its all under control...

[Phoenix McHeit]

Hey sis... breathe, release... breathe, release.....

and why am *I* the one calming *you* down???????

oh yeah, I know - cuz it hasnt hit me how short a time we have yet....did someone say 'weeks'??????????????????

[Apropos]

Oh and Morghan...not to put any more pressure on you, but can you get those two to register somewhere so that the out of towners can buy them something besides pet hampsters...so help me, I will if they aren't registered somewhere SOON!!!!!

[Morghan]

Oh and Morghan...not to put any more pressure on you, but can you get those two to register somewhere so that the out of towners can buy them something besides pet hampsters...so help me, I will if they aren't registered somewhere SOON!!!!!

Sure thing - Ap.... Sis and I are discussing some of the plans currently - and I'll bring it up..

[ambar]

Oh and Morghan...not to put any more pressure on you, but can you get those two to register somewhere so that the out of towners can buy them something besides pet hampsters...so help me, I will if they aren't registered somewhere SOON!!!!!

Darn, I though you were doing the llamas, what are they going to do with 40 hamsters?

Ebay is a bad habit, isn't it.... :twisted: ....... so glad I could share. Did you see the white silk yet?

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=28158&item=8167094290
and http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=29820&item=6151202011 or maybe http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=943&item=6151643195&rd=1&tc=photo or http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=943&item=6151644503&rd=1&tc=photo

[Morghan]

Hey sis... breathe, release... breathe, release.....

and why am *I* the one calming *you* down???????

oh yeah, I know - cuz it hasnt hit me how short a time we have yet....did someone say 'weeks'??????????????????

The scary thing is - if I'm nervouse now - what am I going to be like when my daughter finally walks down that isle... (no..no..must not think of that)...

Anyway - on a more amusing note - my daughter sent me this link .. granted, its a few years old - but the story is cute and I thought everyone here would enjoy it..

http://www.iol.co.za/index.php?sf=&click_id=13&art_id=ct20020404112258488C41228&set_id=1

[Adriana Rose]

OK.. why is it that THEY are the ones getting married - and I'm the nervous wreck?

How many weeks is it till Beltane? Did I say weeks? oh.. I meant months - yea, that's it months... plenty of time.. oh yea.. sure.. nope - no problem.. got it covered.. let's see.. coffee? (check) .....trip for fabric (check) ... re-organize house to accomidate sewing stuff (check) ... evict all household occupants while sewing frenzy ensues (check)... lots of coffee? (check) ... write ceremony (check)... ceremony props (check).... coffee? (check) headpiece (check)... flowers? .... OMG'ess... WHERE'S THE FLOWERS?!?!?!?!?!?

Did I mention the coffee?

(hehehe) just kidding... actually I think its all under control...



Don't sweat it! Mum and I did a handfasting for some of our friends. And Mum made all of their dresses and ours. And she did great! And hey it is always worth it when you see the happy couple kiss and the moms cry!


And Phee how could one forget the Mini's??

All I can say to the Biker in the bridesmaid dress is a quote from this book I'm reading,
" I look like a Gone With the Wind reject dipped in Pepto Bismol."

Yep I have that scary image in my head now, some one please pass the brain spork.

[Fiona Freckl'dbottom]

[quote="po silvertop the rogue"Triplebock or Mead, Please.. (or maybe a Pina Colada.. I have a weakness for coconut and whipped cream.. ahhhh.. coconut... ahhhhh.. Whipped Cream..... <Flashes back to Sat.> :twisted: )

-But you've seen my usual colors... Black, Blue, Silver and Gold... (and I want something short enough to show off my legs... <smirk> s.[/quote]

:Sigh: Oh, Po, you had me going with that lovely memory of Saturday and Coconut rum and whipped cream....and THEN you had to go and ruin it by putting thyself in DRAG!! :shock: :-(

...oh the humanity

[Fiona Freckl'dbottom]

oh yeah, I know - cuz it hasnt hit me how short a time we have yet....did someone say 'weeks'??????????????????

Phoe, Phil and I got engaged Mother's Day 2000 and we were married by his birthday, Sept. 23rd of the same year. It CAN be done! :-)

[ambar]

Oh, and ladies, that is 12 weeks from now. *evil grin*

[Phoenix McHeit]

Oh, and ladies, that is 12 weeks from now. *evil grin*


ooh... you're..... just ............ evil................ :evil:

[biker]

Oh, and ladies, that is 12 weeks from now. *evil grin*


ooh... you're..... just ............ evil................ :evil:

Hell, I've got to the same time frame to get ready for a 7 month deployment.

[Lucy]

I'm addicted to Ebay now, tyvm... sheesh :roll: :roll:

Ebay is your friend!!!!!!!!!! :twisted:

[Phoenix McHeit]

LOL Lucy - Morghan suggested that instead of registering at a normal store (since we dont need any household stuff) I just put links to Ebay stuff up... *giggle*

"Ooh I want that, and this, and ooh nice - that one... and this over here..."

[Phoenix McHeit]

Wild Words from Wild Women quote for today:

"I've gotten more VIP's into tights and codpieces than anyone in this country."
-Carol Aldeman, leader of Shakespearian power strategies seminars

Into, perhaps..... but how bout out of? :twisted:

[Lucy]

Wild Words from Wild Women quote for today:

"I've gotten more VIP's into tights and codpieces than anyone in this country."
-Carol Aldeman, leader of Shakespearian power strategies seminars

Into, perhaps..... but how bout out of? :twisted:

The ebay thing is a great idea!!!

[Apropos]

Ebay is a great idea...until we all start outbidding each other to buy the same thing...since we all think so much alike.

[ambar]

Ebay is a great idea...until we all start outbidding each other to buy the same thing...since we all think so much alike.

http://smilies.jeeptalk.org/contrib/ed/laugh.gifWe WOULD, wouldn't we http://smilies.jeeptalk.org/contrib/ed/laugh.gif

*snicker*

[Margaret]

Wild Words from Wild Women quote for today:

"I've gotten more VIP's into tights and codpieces than anyone in this country."
-Carol Aldeman, leader of Shakespearian power strategies seminars

Into, perhaps..... but how bout out of? :twisted:


Out is definatly better...

Back from the foundry. Didn't get nasty and dirty as I suspected I would - just a wee bit of soot. Hell of a lot of clanging and stuff going on behind some doors over there though..

[Phoenix McHeit]

Ebay is a great idea...until we all start outbidding each other to buy the same thing...since we all think so much alike.

http://smilies.jeeptalk.org/contrib/ed/laugh.gifWe WOULD, wouldn't we http://smilies.jeeptalk.org/contrib/ed/laugh.gif

*snicker*

Naw girls - that's why there's BuyItNow..... :twisted:

[Lucy]

Ebay is a great idea...until we all start outbidding each other to buy the same thing...since we all think so much alike.

Hehehe...well, we'll have to let each other know then ....somehow... :)

[Lady Sarah]

omg... I must be completely 'round the bend.... :hmm: I mean.. I could see myself talking to my Ops VP... I could hear my voice saying the words... but... to actually agree to coming in at 7 in the morning? :withstup:

[Artos O'Dalriada]

Completely round the bend? nahhhh... well into the first turn, most definitely :P:P

[Lady Sarah]

Completely round the bend? nahhhh... well into the first turn, most definitely :P:P

grabs ye tongue and tugs...
don't display it unless ye gonna use it on me.

[Artos O'Dalriada]

i'll display as I like m'dear, free advertising rights you know. *produces permit to advertise*

[Lady Sarah]

admit it. You *like* getting it tugged. :P

[Artos O'Dalriada]

That may be true, but I'm sure you enjoy doing the tugging

[Phoenix McHeit]

*giggle* I'm torn - dunno who to root for in this one.........

[Artos O'Dalriada]

well love, you could always root for the one you'll be goin home to every night :P

[Phoenix McHeit]

but but but.......

Sawah's my sister!

Besides - this is fun to watch. :twisted:

[Lady Sarah]

'tis true, I do enjoy a good...


long...


hard...


pull.

[Artos O'Dalriada]

heh, and far be it from me to come between sisters......or is it far from me to come between sisters....guess it depends on the sisters. :P

[Artos O'Dalriada]

a good...long....hard....pull, eh? i AM trying to resist straight line

[Lady Sarah]

Resistance is futile. After all, see my sig: "Everybody loves me. They just don't know it yet."

[WenchyMom]

lol ya'll, I know I love you Sarah.

btw just out of curiosity which one of this group lives in FL? And do they live in/around Orlando?

[Lady Sarah]

That would be Ambar.. and I think she does.

[WenchyMom]

really??? hmm maybe I'll need to go to orlando with hubby at the end of the month. I'd get to go meet Ambar!!!

[Lady Sarah]

I just checked our address book... and she lives in Gainesville FL.... which for an odd reason I think is outside of Orlando ~L~

[WenchyMom]

hmmm maybe I will go to orlando with the kids then after all! That would be awesome!

[ambar]

Gainesville is 2 hours north of orlando, but I could road trip on a weekend to meet you! BTW, BARF is coming at the end of the month!

**skips away singing about making more garb**

[Dedeley]

Glad you guys liked the idea of Biker in a bridesmaid outfit. You are a great sport, Biker. And Mr. Silvertop, your theatrical history will tell you that many of the great actors of the Elizabethan Era appeared in drag. (Sorry, Fiona).

Did you notice that none of the other Rogues came out to play with the bridesmaid dress idea? Did you notice that all the women who have been subjected to really bad bridesmaid dresses probably did? I have a shiny aqua one in my closet, if anyone is interested. It's tea length!

Phee, my wedding was planned in less than 6 weeks, and it was the best wedding that I ever had, er, attended. You can do it. Please yourselves, please the mini-rogues, keep Morghan from going insane, and forget about pleasing anyone else. You'll be
all set.

[Dedeley]

Ambar, you love ebay, too? I am a junkie. Best place for collectors on the planet.

[Morghan]

Not that I need to be a *virtual* ANYTHING.. but anyone attempting to put me into a bridesmaid's dress had better be:
- A. Bigger and stronger then I.
- B. Better armed.
- C. Possessing of better alcohol
- or D. Female, naked and persuasive

-Please note that several of those will not work solo, but would need to be applied in combination.

s.

OK.. now that I can actually sit down and review all I've missed ... let me see if I can address these - one.... at.....a..... time....

- A. Humm.. bigger & stronger... OK.. strength is a state of mind.. so we'll come back to this in a moment..

-B. Better armed... well, lets see - isn't there a quote from *Pretty Woman* that referred to the foot, in comparison to the arm - which then compared to the length of the legs - and just how many inches could be wrapped around a willing warm body? I woud have to say "armed" is completely a matter of perception and how well "armed" one would care to be...

-C. Alcohol...humm.. alcohol = intoxication... and M'dear.. one does NOT require artifical means of intoxication - when the (ahem) correctly *armed* - person is steering the ship :wink:

-and finally... D If we toss all of our ingredients into a nice Toblerone coated mixing bowl.. I believe you will find that ... C + B = D and A? well - at this point even Golliath would topple..

And that concludes this morning's - academic lessons in our A, B, C, &......... D's.....

Any questions?

[Morghan]

Wild Words from Wild Women quote for today:

"I've gotten more VIP's into tights and codpieces than anyone in this country."
-Carol Aldeman, leader of Shakespearian power strategies seminars

Into, perhaps..... but how bout out of? :twisted:

I want her job... (no more needs to be stated) :lol:

[Morghan]

*giggle* I'm torn - dunno who to root for in this one.........

My dear sis.. this is one of those times - you let the rogue hold the shovel - and see if he *fills the hole* .. or digs one... :twisted:

[Phoenix McHeit]

Good Morning lovelies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It's POETS Day, for all you work-outside-the-home peeps!

*sets up courtesy table* Friday... Mmmmmmm... Cinnamon muffin day!!

So what's on everybody's agenda this fine day?
:grouphug:

Hey DD... ya know - that little piece of advice is just GOLD... Thank you so much! I'm going crazy here - and its because I'm stressing over pleasing everybody else. It's MY day, demmit - Mine, Artos, and my mini's. And I thank you for putting that back in perspective for me! :smooch:

[po silvertop the rogue]

Hail, All!

*finally*- someone restores my faith in the basic *naugtiness* of this Magic Carpet... I mean- I dangle a nice tasty... straightline... in front of all you wenches (option D)- and what do I get?

Biker. Armed. In a dress... (No offense, Lad- but thou art the last one here I want to view- *however* yer attired...)

Not *one* of you Lassies offered to swashbuckle.... (sniff)

Not one of you threatened to attempt to get me drunk... (sniff, sniff)

No-one considered superior strength through superior numbers... (pout)

Bribery, Lechery, Blackmail... ?

Hmmph! :twisted:

..and here I was going to gentlemanly invite more of you lovlies to partake of the upcoming Dance of the Seven Veils- (I'm trying to reach the vaunted 1 : 1 ratio of Wenches to Veils... Heh, heh, heh.... :wink: )

Now... Did I hear mention of chocolate and a mixing bowl? :twisted:

Hey, DD!
"Sir" was bad enough, M'dear.. I could at least pretend that thou wert considering the White Knigh.. umm- Black Kni.. hmmm.. *Grey* Knight on a charger... But "Mr."???

Well, "Mr." sounds soo terribly.. formal.

'specially for one who has virtually snuck up behind thee and whispered in thy ear... and sung.. and verse-ified... feather-fenced and chocolateered...

I'd threaten thee with a spanking.. but I suspect it wouldn't be a punishment... :wink:

Hmm.. I said verse-ified.. and the tall wench mentioned poetry.. let's dip into today's bag then...

Luther's Villanelle
By Neil Gaiman

I get the feeling I've been here before
(Which is of course unlikely to be true)
But in these times it's so hard to be sure...

Consider the cold bastions of law
The clunk of padlock, muttered curse of screw -
I get the feeling I've been here before.

A thousand words and every world's a door.
The lights go out; I think I think of you,
But in these times it's so hard to be sure.

There's black blood slowly clotting on the floor,
Adhering to the bottom of my shoe.
I get the feeling I've been here before.

I've never been intentionally obscure,
I've never been intentioinally taboo,
But in these times it's so hard to be sure.

There is no crime, though somewhere there's a clue.
Not far away the game begins anew...
But in these times it's so hard to be sure:
I get the feeling I've been here before.


(sell the books, sell the books..)

s.

[Margaret]

Cinnamon muffins! We are getting spoiled around here! Thanks Phee :smooch:


Let's see what we have going today....

Make a bunch of phone calls to see if I can set up meetings with store managers, shop managers etc. so I can go in and explain our program to them.

Do some cold calls for jobs/Community Based Assesment places.

Go to bank and get some money.

Go to K-mart and buy a new pair of hose as the cat snagged mine first thing this morn.

Go and meet with the managers that I have set up meetings with.

Photocopy, file and mail monthly reports.

Go to Erin's school at 3:15 for her 1/2 Birthday party.

Take Erin to her grandparents so they can go swimming.

Go out to eat with hubby (there will be a seprate side bar post on this......)

Come home and collapse.....

That and all the other life that happens inbetween :lol:

[Lucy]

Goooood Morning and HAPPY FRIDAY everyone!!!

*hugglez the room* :grouphug:

MMMMMM, hi Phee sis! I'll take one of those yummy muffins!!!!!!!!!!! :yum:

So what are the plans for the weekend??? Anyone doing anything??? I get to clean house! Whee! And of course tonight is dance lessons...yay! I didn't go last week because I was sewing, lol. :lol: Hi my name is Lucy, and I'm a sew-a-holic. ;)

[Margaret]

Biker. Armed. In a dress... (No offense, Lad- but thou art the last one here I want to view- *however* yer attired...)



Ya know Po, I had just stopped the random bout of giggles I was having over that image and here you go bringing it up agin. Now, I have the random giggles again. Biker, sorry love..... :rotfl:

[Lady Sarah]

::opens a bleary eye from her files::

it's not so bad, being the only one in the office for 30 minutes... I can actually get some work done without being interrupted with inane and assinine requests!

still, the 430 wakeup call is a killer. :faint:

[Margaret]

So my hubby thinks he's funny now...

There's a new Italian place that we have been wanting to try out. Since Erin is going with her grandparents tonight, I thought I would suggest we go out to eat tonight.

"Hey Jon, want a hot date tonight?" says I.

He pauses and replies "Sure, but I don't know where I could find one in such a short time. Maybe I could ask around at work."

:hmm:


He then continues to pack his lunch chuckling to himself 'cause he thinks he's clever.

I am plotting my revenge already..... :wink:

[ambar]

I had a gentleman send me this one......too funny not to share

Words
Like inches
Are Often Misrepresented
It is not the Size , Frequency or amount. but rather the Proper application.

[Lady Sarah]

oh that is SO wrong Mags... he needs this sign --> :withstup:

may your revenge be cold and delicious!! :twisted:

[Margaret]

I had a gentleman send me this one......too funny not to share

Words
Like inches
Are Often Misrepresented
It is not the Size , Frequency or amount. but rather the Proper application.


Three Cheers for Proper Application!!

HUZZAH :cheer:

HUZZAH :cheer:

HUZZAH :cheer:

[Margaret]

may your revenge be cold and delicious!! :twisted:


Oh, it will be Sister mine, it will be :twisted:

[Lady Sarah]

I had a gentleman send me this one......too funny not to share

Words
Like inches
Are Often Misrepresented
It is not the Size , Frequency or amount. but rather the Proper application.


Three Cheers for Proper Application!!

HUZZAH :cheer:

HUZZAH :cheer:

HUZZAH :cheer:

funny that a gentleman sent it and it referenced inches... Hey Mags!! You do know that all map-makers are men, right? because only a man would make an inch into a mile! :shock:

[Margaret]

Hey Mags!! You do know that all map-makers are men, right? because only a man would make an inch into a mile! :shock:


And that is why women are so bad at math too.

We keep getting told that this __________________________ is 10 inches. :shock:

[Lucy]

We keep getting told that this __________________________ is 10 inches. :shock:

:snarf: :lol: That is great Mags...now I have to clean the coffee off my monitor...lol.

[Phoenix McHeit]

Aww man Mags - ya beat me to the punchline.

Revenge.... ahh yes - I truly do pity yer poor Hubby. :twisted:

[Lady Sarah]

speaking of 10 inches...

Sing along to the tune of "I will survive" when you read this.

...... At first I was afraid, I was petrified, When you said you had 10 inches, Lord I almost died! But I'd spent so many years just waiting for a man that long, That I grew strong, and I knew that I could take you on....

But there you are, another lie, I was ready for a big mac and you've bought me a French fry! I should have known that it was bullshit, just a sad pathetic dream, Should have known there was no anaconda lurking in those jeans! Go on now go, walk out the door, Don't you promise me 10 inches, then turn up with only 4! Weren't you a brat to think I wouldn't catch you out!? Don't you know we' re only joking when we say size doesn't count???!

(Chorus) I will survive! I will survive! 'Cos as long as I have batteries, My sex life is gonna thrive! I will always have good sex with a handful of latex! I will survive! I will survive!. . .Hey! Hey!

[Verse II] It took all my self control not to laugh out loud, When I saw your little weiner standing tall and proud! But to hell with all your egos and to hell with all your needs Now I'm saving all my lovin' for a cordless multispeed!

(Chorus) I will survive! I will survive! 'Cos as long as I have batteries, My sex life is gonna thrive! I will always have good sex with a handful of latex! I will survive! I will survive!. . .Hey! Hey!

[Phoenix McHeit]

:shock:

OH

MY

GAWD

SAWAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:snarf::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::aok:

[Dmitri]

you mean size DOES MATTER!?! :shock:

[Phoenix McHeit]

you mean size DOES MATTER!?! :shock:

Uhm... no... no, of course not, dear......no, its fine, really.......we'd much rather cuddle anyway... uhm... yeah, that's right... cuddle. :shock:

[ambar]

removed....

[ambar]

you mean size DOES MATTER!?! :shock:

Uhm... no... no, of course not, dear......no, its fine, really.......we'd much rather cuddle anyway... uhm... yeah, that's right... cuddle. :shock:


erm........cuddle...........Yeah, that's a good word........cuddle....

[Lady Sarah]

hell yeah size matters.

there *is* such a thing as too big. :shock: I've got the sprained index finger to prove it after lifting up that monster two weeks ago.

[Dmitri]

whew....

[Phoenix McHeit]

:shock: :hmm: You *do* realize what image you just put in my brain, don't you Sawah? :shame:

[Apropos]

WOW....talk about waking up and falling into a thread filled with innuendos available material. Hell yes, size matters. We are talking McDonald's french fries, right???? Super size me, baby!!!!

[Phoenix McHeit]

WOW....talk about waking up and falling into a thread filled with innuendos available material.

:bananada: Well, I do aim to please, sister-mine!

[Lady Sarah]

What the frell are *you* thinking about Phee and D? You dirty perverts. I was talking about this file that came across my desk... :stunned: Big Bugger was ugly as sin too.

[Apropos]

Well hell, if it's big enough, the aim shouldn't be a problem...should be able to find the target every time...we are talking darts and bullseyes..right???

[Margaret]

WOW....talk about waking up and falling into a thread filled with innuendos available material.


Not that we do that here :haloslip:

[Margaret]

You should have seen it. We were trying to get it up there. Really we were. Had to throw it a few times. By the time we got it up there, we discovered it didn't fit becuse it was too big.

Had to go to the store and get another one. :roll:

[Apropos]

Not that we do that here


No we don't. Bawdiness and innuendos are strickly forbidden. For shame. Besides, I still have one foot upon the wagon. I am decent, upstanding, and righteous. LOL...and let me tell you...when it's done right standing up...it is so decent it's...oh look..the llama is back. Boy do I love that pushme pullu.

[ambar]

What made the gentleman's post to me even funnier was that his name had the label "The Innocent" after it....... After I got off the floor from laughing so hard, I just knew you all would like it as well...........After all, I'm not totally evil, I just help others along.


Oh, nice llama.......Appie, on the wagon? .....ahhhhh.......riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight. ........

[Margaret]

Besides, I still have one foot upon the wagon. .

It's nice when you are standing like that, with a foot up on someting and then.. damn, there's that albatross again on top of that llama's back...

[Phoenix McHeit]

...........After all, I'm not totally evil, I just help others along.

You facilitator, you.

[ambar]

...........After all, I'm not totally evil, I just help others along.

You facilitator, you.

**whistles innocently, opening eyes wide** Who? Me?

[Morghan]

Goooood Morning and HAPPY FRIDAY everyone!!!
So what are the plans for the weekend??? Anyone doing anything???

Humm... this weekend...

- Dub video from last weekend's event
- Have car towed from Mechanic #1 to Mechanic #2
- Get garb and such ready for event in 2 weeks
- Catch up on laundry & general house cleaning
- Visit Stef at the Hospital as much as possible..

oh and.. find someplace where I can pull out the bag o'doom - and get some much needed - and missed this week - *steel therapy* in...

[Apropos]

My to do list..to do as little as possilbe and get away with it. The kidlet is turning 21 so I am trying to do something big for her. She is still under the delusion that going clubbing is so much fun...and I am still under the delusion that getting hammered close to home where the bartender knows me well enough to give free shots for the birthday is so much fun. Hmmm...choices choices. NOT.

[Morghan]

My to do list..to do as little as possilbe and get away with it. The kidlet is turning 21 so I am trying to do something big for her. She is still under the delusion that going clubbing is so much fun...and I am still under the delusion that getting hammered close to home where the bartender knows me well enough to give free shots for the birthday is so much fun. Hmmm...choices choices. NOT.

Mine turned 21 last october - and a few people threatened to take her clubbing - however she's never been a partier or drinker - so instead, I surprised her with inter-weaving visits from out-of-state friends that she truly thought had no way of getting here.

[biker]

...........After all, I'm not totally evil, I just help others along.

You facilitator, you.

wouldnt that be enabler?

ANd PO, you saying I don't have nice legs?? :lol:

[Morghan]

[quote=Phoenix McHeit]

ANd PO, you saying I don't have nice legs?? :lol:

Biker - why don't you show em' to us Ladies here.. and let us be the judge???? :twisted:

An all male review / floor show... now this is something I can definitely handle...

[po silvertop the rogue]

Quoth Biker: ANd PO, you saying I don't have nice legs??

You? Lad- I'm quite sure you have the nicest legs I've ever seen... on an Ape. :P

Ok.. letssee... Weekend.. weekend.. gotta have an agenda 'round here somewhere..

Friday: Sell books,
Check in with Stef recouperating in Hospital
Attend B-day party for His Excellency, Baron Robert (the transvestite) [see story earlier in thread]

Saturday: Assist in Video transfer of last weekend’s event
Check in with Stef recouperating in Hospital
Attend basketball games for the young squires
Remain in “loco parentis”/father mode so that Abigail Greywolf can go off to evening rehearsal: “Sound of Music”
Reread script for “Cinderella” & begin scenic & lighting design for Abigail’s upcoming production

Sunday: Check in with Stef recouperating in Hospital
Avoid *stoopid* mundane sporting mega-event by packing up family & visiting friend’s house
(note to self: bring pool cue, bathing suit, box of games, good books, chocolate, [steel?])

Continue general laziness, lounging around, furthering the moral decay, and sloth. (ie. work to the strengths...)

:wink:

s.

[ambar]

Weekend plans....Wake up, go to Faire (Hoggetowne) and have a blast. Sunday, repeat same.

[Bonnie Strangeways]

Biker, I'm sure you have nice legs, but I agree with Morghan....we *should* have a peek. Not to worry though, I'm sure we're all certified inspectors and non-partisan......

weekend plans:

Friday (is it already?!)

Work, leave early
(Garb Up!) Pub Performance at Head's Up Brewery, surrounded by all our Tifosi and a bunch of drunk strangers who just cannot help themselves stop being stupid. (yes, it's a tail, yes it's mine and it's real, and NO you may NOT pet it!)

Saturday

Garb again, meet with Tall Ships festival coordinators to plan event and our various roles in it. (I get to sail on the tall ships again! Woo-Hoo!)

Play with Puppies and Rogues-in-Training.

Sunday

Avoid inane "sporting event" broadcast on serveral channels.
Cook large pot of chili for guests

Black Powder Training and play time. (I love owning 10 acres, we can hold practice at my house instead of tromping to a range, and we can play as long as we like!)

That's about it.

[WenchyMom]

Good Morning my darlings!!!

My weekend is to spend some time with hubby and friends and one of my rogues in training and my W.I.T. I'll be able to be on the internet quite a bit till we leave on Sunday. I will also be avoiding said sporting event however Hubby will be going after it with a vengence. Some one save me now.

[Bonnie Strangeways]

Ah yes, Himself was all prepared to watch the battle, however, when they said that Mr. Madden would be an announcer, (Himself vehemently detests Mr. Madden) and then I chimned in the Paul McCartney was the half-time entertainment, he rebelled.

So instead, we get to shoot boom-booms in the backyard. Works for me!!!!! ::happydance::

[WenchyMom]

lucky lady, I want to go shoot boom booms ( of course I'd need lessons before I could shoot anything)

[biker]

Last boom boom I got to shooot was the .50 cal. lots fun there

[rosefaeries]

Biker, in order to say whether or not you have the legs to wear such er formal attire, the legs need to be seen & inspected.


Plans for this weekend? Let's see.....Homework, homework ...and more homework. And then I get to rearrange that infernal storage unit. I have yet to be able to get into the storage unit. I really must find some able bodied help for that. Hmm, maybe if I offer spaghetti and made from scratch brownies? (Looks around hopefully)

[Fiona Freckl'dbottom]

Friday: Work <yawn> go visit Nana in Hospital. (Man, is everyone ill these days??)

Saturday: Go food shopping *early* so I can miss the 8 million people going out to buy superbowl fare

Sunday: Watch said superbowl.

Sunday nite/Monday am: Figure out how to hook up a caffeine IV into Phil so he can go into work in a functional manner. (Oh I am *not* looking forward to this!)

[Fiona Freckl'dbottom]

Not *one* of you Lassies offered to swashbuckle.... (sniff)

Not one of you threatened to attempt to get me drunk... (sniff, sniff)

No-one considered superior strength through superior numbers... (pout)

Bribery, Lechery, Blackmail... ?

That's because no woman in her right mind would want to see thee in DRAG!! LOL

[Dmitri]

Tonight: Semi formal "Daddy/Daughter Dance" at Katya's school. Taking her out to dinner and giving her the works...

Saturday: Working in the shop...

Sunday: Have Katya most of the day and then prolly get my WoW fix at night...

[Apropos]

Tonight: Semi formal "Daddy/Daughter Dance" at Katya's school.

Can you be bribed to post pix of the event???

[biker]

Morghan, bonnie and Rose

Why do I get the feeling that if I do show my legs the next thing I know I'll be drugged on roofies and end up in some sleezy hotel in Mexico with all of you.

now what was that downside????

[Morghan]

Check in with Stef recouperating in Hospital
s.

FYI -- just checked in with Stef.. he's doing better - and has graduated to jello - I told him I would attempt to keep jocularity down to a dull roar for him - but no guarantees.

[Apropos]

now what was that downside????

There should be no downside...we will all be looking upside.

[Lucy]

Dmitri....that is just sooooo damn cute!!!! Please take some pics to share!!!! I hear you both will have lovely flowers too!! ;) I wanna seee!!! :pweeease:

[Lucy]

GEEZ!!! I come in and you all get quiet! What's up with THAT!??? ;)

[Dmitri]

Yes she's got a wristlet coming and I have a boutenier (sp?)... as for posting pics... we'll see...

[Bonnie Strangeways]

Morghan, bonnie and Rose

Why do I get the feeling that if I do show my legs the next thing I know I'll be drugged on roofies and end up in some sleezy hotel in Mexico with all of you.

now what was that downside????

Well, while I know for a fact that it won't be me with you in Mexico (I am persona non grata down there, and would not be allowed past the border more than likely!) I can full participate in the roof-top debauchery!

[Lady Sarah]

So instead, we get to shoot boom-booms in the backyard. Works for me!!!!! ::happydance::

It's been a few months since I got down to the range.... and it's funny, I asked Dad wednesday evening when he wanted to go plink a few. ~chuckle~

Mommy, shooting is easy - you just can't be afraid of the gun. Respectful, yes, afraid, no. I do highly recommend a firearms safety course before you start shooting, however ~L~

[biker]

how about a sleezy canadian hotel?

[Artemisia]

Good afternoon all
:grouphug:

::grabs muffin, hustle dances to Lady Sarah's song, has image of biker in drag with a llama in Mexico, remembers batteries and beavers from Wed's chat, plops on carpet::

Boy, now I'm exhausted!

Not much going on this weekend. Maybe go out to the local dive - I do need a drink. My boss went on a rampage over a bunch of little things (he loves to micro-manage) and the VP took him out for a liquid lunch. Now's my chance - after I post this I'm leaving for the day. Had a rough week at work, so I'm just gonna relax 8)

[biker]

batteries and beavers

SOunds like a punk rock band

[Adriana Rose]

Hello!

Dmitri that sound soo cute!!


Ok what are my plans for the weekend.......
Sew on harem pants and sleep!
Yup I have an exciting life.

[Morghan]

GEEZ!!! I come in and you all get quiet! What's up with THAT!??? ;)

Oh no Lucy - not quiet - devising the next plan of attack - that's all..

..........*sigh*.....too many rogues - not near enough toblerone - (mind begins to wonder off)

Current status:
~ Highly deprived state of "steel withdrawl" - humm.. this is NOT a good thing..
~ Working on wedding plans (withdrawls quickly transform to shakes)
~ Lack of caffein (withdrawls graduate to.. "stress..... that mental state when...dot...dot...dot")
~ Steel withdrawl (what kind of bug is that crawling around on the padded walls?)
~ Lack of chocolate ... (let's not even go there)
~Steel withdrawl (in best Renfield voice) Muuuust... goooo.. polish the... steel... come ere' little dagger... hee ..heee..heeeeeee...



Oh, I'm sorry - must have nodded off momentarily ... (hides petri dish and decanter of green smoking liquid behind her back)

HI Lucy - I'm here!! Just back and forth between projects.. but all is well--- ah yes, all is well....

[Bonnie Strangeways]

how about a sleezy canadian hotel?

Now there's a plan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[biker]

how about a sleezy canadian hotel?

Now there's a plan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HMM now how could I distract certain roques so has not to get lead in me carcass

[Margaret]

how about a sleezy canadian hotel?

Oh look, I can see Canada from across the river here in Detroit.....

[Margaret]

GEEZ!!! I come in and you all get quiet! What's up with THAT!??? ;)


That's so we can lull you into a false sence of security!

*pounce! tickle, tickle, tickle* :D

[Apropos]

Was that a sleezy hotel IN canada or sleezy canadians IN a hotel?

[Margaret]

I've seen both. Neither is pretty.. <shudder>

[Adriana Rose]

:shock:

Now that scares me....

[Margaret]

:shock:

Now that scares me....

Let' s see:

When I was still in HS I did some part time work as a maid for a condo association. Where I grew up was a big ski area. So, there I was a 16 year old getting 'Hey baby-ed' by 40 & 50 year old Canadian men who I wouldn't have touched with a stolen dick.

Then, hubby and I went to the Windsor Casino. Hotel room left much to be desired.


So and hence, sleazy hotel room IN Canada and sleazy Canadians in a hotel. :)

[ambar]

how about a sleezy canadian hotel?

Oh look, I can see Canada from across the river here in Detroit.....

Hmmm....so far the sleezy Canada hotel is winning with the FULL support of the sisters in attendance.................::wicked grin as thoughts run wild::

[Adriana Rose]

But now that I think about the Candian thing....

At the Scottish Festival a few years ago me and a friend of mine hada really good time with the royal navy gun run team......

Sigh * drifts off in the memory*

but I was only 15 so all we did was dance and try to keeo them from being arrested for indecent exposer......

[biker]

Was that a sleezy hotel IN canada or sleezy canadians IN a hotel?

does it really matter?

[biker]

Then, hubby and I went to the Windsor Casino. Hotel room left much to be desired.


maybe some lessons are needed. :twisted:

[Bonnie Strangeways]

Apropos Posted: Fri Feb 04, 2005 11:21 am Post subject:

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Was that a sleezy hotel IN canada or sleezy canadians IN a hotel?


My only question is.....Do Canadians come any other way????!!!!!!!!

[biker]

Apropos Posted: Fri Feb 04, 2005 11:21 am Post subject:

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Was that a sleezy hotel IN canada or sleezy canadians IN a hotel?


My only question is.....Do Canadians come any other way????!!!!!!!!

does it matter? used to ahte the canucks when Ileved in VA beach. every summer they would come down for tourist season. we ccouldnt frelling shoot the bastages either.

sidebar, I was working in a strip club has a bouncer, A canuck kept asking me " where's a good place to pick up chicks"? so I sent him to a drag queen bar.

[Adriana Rose]

sidebar, I was working in a strip club has a bouncer, A canuck kept asking me " where's a good place to pick up chicks"? so I sent him to a drag queen bar.

Biker that is bad!!

[Margaret]

My only question is.....Do Canadians come any other way????!!!!!!!!

Why yes, if you rub them enough they do.

[Margaret]

That or show them a 12 pack of Molsen

[Bonnie Strangeways]

My only question is.....Do Canadians come any other way????!!!!!!!!

Why yes, if you rub them enough they do.

Yes, but I prefer Sarah's method of a



long





hard






pull.

[Margaret]

Ah yes, direct application is always the best :)


Off to go and read a book to Erin's class!! :)

[Lucy]

GEEZ!!! I come in and you all get quiet! What's up with THAT!??? ;)


That's so we can lull you into a false sence of security!

*pounce! tickle, tickle, tickle* :D


AAHHHHRGGGGG! :) No!....MAGS....NOOOOOOO!!! I am SOOOO ticklish! EEP!

Ahhhh...es the beaver...........must.find.......beavers! :lol: (pelts people....PELTS!)

[Apropos]

Ok...everyone cover your screens with plastic...

I



WAS ACTUALLY REALLY AND TRUELY






MARRIED






TO






A






MOUNTIE.


Now you know WHY I am full of innuendos.

[biker]

MOUNNTIE.
.

Has visions of a mounted mountie. (think taxedermy peoples)

[rosefaeries]

Biker wrote sidebar, I was working in a strip club has a bouncer, A canuck kept asking me " where's a good place to pick up chicks"? so I sent him to a drag queen bar.



Are you sure you are only half evil? :shock:

Sounds like something I did a few years ago at Saturday Market. :twisted:

[Artos O'Dalriada]

I just have to Appie......Was he the mount'ie' or the mount'er'....*snicker*

[rosefaeries]

how about a sleezy canadian hotel?

Now there's a plan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HMM now how could I distract certain roques so has not to get lead in me carcass


And how many rogues will you be trying to distract? Hmmmm...

[Apropos]

Has visions of a mounted mountie.

Think..celebration after graduation. Loved those pants!!!!! (think both kinds)

[biker]

Are you sure you are only half evil? :shock:

Sounds like something I did a few years ago at Saturday Market. :twisted:

Yep

omly half evil. what did you do at Saturday market??

[biker]

how about a sleezy canadian hotel?

Now there's a plan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HMM now how could I distract certain roques so has not to get lead in me carcass


And how many rogues will you be trying to distract? Hmmmm...

probably not enough.

[Apropos]

Was he the mount'ie' or the mount'er'

Depends on the position of the llama.

[rosefaeries]

cough choke sputters with laughter. I was making and selling period style clothing at the time. A large group of drag queens were in town that weekend. One of them is a good customer of mine. (Looks a lot Cher) Anyway, "Cher" was in the booth looking for new outfits and beaded earrings. One of my more obnoxious male customers came into the booth. He couldn't keep his eyes off of "Cher" (Who by the time was in an off the shoulder short chemise, bodice and midcalf length bloomers).

To make long story short, I kind of sort of fixed the obnoxious jerk up with "Cher" without mentioning certain little extras that "Cher" has. :haloslip:

From what I heard about the date, "Cher" enjoyed herself ,er ,himself a great deal. The jerkwad was left in state of shock when they got to a more intimate moment.

[Lady Sarah]

I have to admit... the run-ins I've had with Canadians were actually pleasant and I miss the guys. They treated me like the kid sister ::wistful sigh::

especially Stewie. Gawd that boy drank all of his brain cells away.. :lol: but he was a trip!

[WenchyMom]

on another board I go to for mommies, there are several canadians. They're always very helpful and sweet also. of course we're all mommies so what else could we be.lol

[Margaret]

MOUNNTIE.
.

Has visions of a mounted mountie. (think taxedermy peoples)

One would think that a mounting Mounntie would have a lot of beavers stuff up there in the Great White North....

Busy men...

[Margaret]

From what I heard about the date, "Cher" enjoyed herself ,er ,himself a great deal. The jerkwad was left in state of shock when they got to a more intimate moment.


*snerf*

[Apropos]

But who was Sonny?

[Apropos]

And was he/she singing "If I Could Turn Back Time..."

[rosefaeries]

And was he/she singing "If I Could Turn Back Time..."


:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

I did "try" to talk him out of asking "her" out.

[Dedeley]

NOT FAIR!! I can't get here during the day, and you have fun without me. :cry:

<<raises hand guiltily>>Someone bought me a Canadian Mountie shirt. I asked why. He said, "Cause you always get your man."

I lived in Canada for five years, out west in Alberta. Lots of beef out there on the prairie in Alberta. Not many beavers. And lots of REALLY cold nights. That is where my trendy, sophistocated and sensual use of flannel as a sexual tool took root.

Sarah, that song has been forwarded to my entire address list, including all my gay friends. :P

And if you'll excuse me, I have to do another post to answer one directed to me 4-5 pages back.

[Dedeley]

Hey, DD! "Sir" was bad enough, M'dear.. I could at least pretend that thou wert considering the White Knigh.. umm- Black Kni.. hmmm.. *Grey* Knight on a charger... But "Mr."??? Well, "Mr." sounds soo terribly.. formal. 'specially for one who has virtually snuck up behind thee and whispered in thy ear... and sung.. and verse-ified... feather-fenced and chocolateered...

Got your attention, didn't it? :D Um, I hate to say this, but for a wench, I am awfully dense when a virtual sneak up, ear whisper, song, and versification takes place. I believed, O Color-Changing-Knight, that your remark was in GENERAL, not directed to my humble, flannel-soxed person in particular. :oops:

I offer my deepest apologies, and beg the opportunity to make amends. Had I known the whispered endearments were directed at me, I would have unsheathed my own feather and requested fencing lessons. Is there anything that I may virtually offer to please thee?

I'd threaten thee with a spanking.. but I suspect it wouldn't be a punishment...

:faint:

And who would be the spanker, and who the spankee, sirrah?

[Morghan]

[quote]
And who would be the spanker, and who the spankee, sirrah?

(whispers to Dee) psssst... he's got a really neat *herring*... but he needs lessons on how to use it... wanna help??? (snicker giggle)

[Fiona Freckl'dbottom]

(whispers to Dee) psssst... he's got a really neat *herring*... but he needs lessons on how to use it... wanna help??? (snicker giggle)

'Scuse me, dear sister, but from where I was standing on Saturday, he seemed to have no problem in wielding said herring. :-D :lol:

[Morghan]

(whispers to Dee) psssst... he's got a really neat *herring*... but he needs lessons on how to use it... wanna help??? (snicker giggle)

'Scuse me, dear sister, but from where I was standing on Saturday, he seemed to have no problem in wielding said herring. :-D :lol:

Well - sis, yea.. he *can* wield that thing.. (nudge nudge) but your supposed to go alone with it... ya know.. the "teach him how to use it" part... :wink:

[Dedeley]

(whispers to Dee) psssst... he's got a really neat *herring*... but he needs lessons on how to use it... wanna help??? (snicker giggle)


I'll play along, Morghan! I have to admit to being interested in the allusions to er, herring wielding.

Fiona, you can vouch for the wielding?

[Lucy]

Good morning ladies!!! *hugglez*

I dun wanna do housework!!! :grumpy: :tp: Anyone wanna come over and help??? I'll cook!? I'll make brownies.... :yum: with frosting??!! Aww c'mon. :lol: :pweeease:

[Dedeley]

From one of the other posts, the Etiquette from Hell. Thought Phee and Artos would enjoy this one, as they are planning their wedding:

"Here I am minutes from walking down the aisle and it's me, my two best friends in the whole world and my sister waiting behind a screen while the last guests are being seated. This is a big moment...the wedding coordinator was smoothing my train and making sure my butt bow was on straight. And Eve starts FARTING. Oh yes. Big huge gigantic farts. Complete with bending over at the waist and pumping her arm like she was blowing a horn. Classy. And oh so pleasant, we were in a small niche, not fart friendly at all. At first I twittered, even when I was swathed in yards of ivory satin farts were still kind of funny, then I said "hey, could you lay off the tooting? I am getting MARRIED now."


Her reply "I do it now, or I do it during your ceremony. It's got to come out sometime!"
The wedding coordinator went and opened some windows and lit a candle. Eve continued to let them rip. I thought my photographer was going to just die of laughter, that poor woman must have chewed a hole the size of Cleveland in her cheek to keep from laughing at the farting bridesmaid. I am pretty sure she had thought she had seen it all in years of wedding work. So much for savoring that moment.

She managed to stop floating audible air biscuits long enough for me to be married (or the vanilla scented unity candle served more than one purpose)!"

Lesson of the story: Make sure you're wedding site is fart friendly!

Keep your sense of humor!

[Margaret]

Good morning ladies!!! *hugglez*

I dun wanna do housework!!! :grumpy: :tp: Anyone wanna come over and help??? I'll cook!? I'll make brownies.... :yum: with frosting??!! Aww c'mon. :lol: :pweeease:

Hey Luce - how about I come down to your house this morning, we get your house done, then in the afternoon, we come up here and do mine. I can whoop up a nice crock of clam chowder, bake some bread and we can have dinner after.

*kicks teleporter* The plan will be perfect, if I can get this thing to work

[Margaret]

I'll play along, Morghan! I have to admit to being interested in the allusions to er, herring wielding.

Fiona, you can vouch for the wielding?

Ya know, we are going to have to see this herring too....

[Margaret]

OK, the breakfast bug has just hit in our house. It's a brief break in the action right now, but I have the waffel batter mixed and the iron heating up, the sausages are sitting in a pan waiting, grits, eggs and toast.

Just love doing the big breakast thing sometimes. May as well make a big mess right now before I get the house clean rather than after.

Off to cook...

[Fiona Freckl'dbottom]

Well - sis, yea.. he *can* wield that thing.. (nudge nudge) but your supposed to go alone with it... ya know.. the "teach him how to use it" part... :wink:

Dedely & Morghan, YES I can vouch for the wielding, he WHACKED me on me bum with it!! I don't WANT him to get any better with it! ;-) :lol:

[Lucy]

Lesson of the story: Make sure you're wedding site is fart friendly!

Eeew....just eew! :yuck:

Hey Luce - how about I come down to your house this morning, we get your house done, then in the afternoon, we come up here and do mine. I can whoop up a nice crock of clam chowder, bake some bread and we can have dinner after.

*kicks teleporter* The plan will be perfect, if I can get this thing to work

Well, I STILL haven't cleaned. I left soon after my post and went to Wally world. I now have 3 projects set to do today ...I'm making curtains, 2 purple satin pirate shirts, and my favors. LOL! Oh and then I got a wild hair and decided to make some lo-carb cheesecake... :yum: Oh the house smells fabulous!!!

I sure wish you'd get that teleporter fixed....I'm so bored here in KY. :? But hold the clam chowder... :yuck: Even thought I grew up in Cape Cod, I just can't do clam chowder (or just about any other seafood) LOL!

[Morghan]

I sure wish you'd get that teleporter fixed....I'm so bored here in KY. :?

Blame it on Spring Fever - Blame it on the impending New Moon - Blame it on the quickly approaching Equinox - Blame it on Cabin Fever (or post event glow) - or even Blame it on the celebrations in honor of the ever illustrious Eros.. or even the simply fact that I am in a Blackmore's Night mood - but I am finding today a tranquile and relaxing - titillating, and even impassioned day.. as I have sat quietly embroidering my personal device and even caught a nice relaxing nap (by candle light) today (unusual for me) ...

So with that in mind, please allow me to satisfy the muses inspiration of the day - and share with all of thee - these lyrics.. (nice upbeat tune)

Under a Violet Moon

Dancing to the feel of the drum
Leave this world behind
We'll have a drink and toast to ourselves
Under a Violet Moon
Tudor Rose with her hair in curls
Will make you turn and stare
Try to steal a kiss at the bridge
Under a Violet Moon
Raise your hats and your glasses too
We will dance the whole night through
We're going back to a time we knew
Under a Violet Moon
Cheers to the Knights and days of old
the beggars and the thieves
living in an enchanted wood
Under a Violet Moon
Fortuneteller what do you see
Future in a card
Share your secrets, tell them to me
Under a Violet Moon
Close your eyes and lose yourself
In a medieval mood
Taste the treasures and sing the tunes
Under a Violet Moon
Tis my delight on a shiny night
The season of the year
To keep the lanterns burning bright
Under a Violet Moon

[Morghan]

Well - sis, yea.. he *can* wield that thing.. (nudge nudge) but your supposed to go alone with it... ya know.. the "teach him how to use it" part... :wink:

Dedely & Morghan, YES I can vouch for the wielding, he WHACKED me on me bum with it!! I don't WANT him to get any better with it! ;-) :lol:

:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Humm.. I hadn't realized this... however inspiration suggests now - that this is all the MORE reason to continue his training...

:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

[Fiona Freckl'dbottom]

:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Humm.. I hadn't realized this... however inspiration suggests now - that this is all the MORE reason to continue his training...

:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Oh, Lord, what HAVE I gotten myself into now? Me and my big mouth.....grumble :lol:

[Morghan]

:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Humm.. I hadn't realized this... however inspiration suggests now - that this is all the MORE reason to continue his training...

:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Oh, Lord, what HAVE I gotten myself into now? Me and my big mouth.....grumble :lol:

Say it.. just go ahead and Say It... everyone else does.. so just say it!!

BLOODY PIRATE!!

[Fiona Freckl'dbottom]

Say it.. just go ahead and Say It... everyone else does.. so just say it!!

BLOODY PIRATE!!

No, I won't say that, I'll be annoying and quote "Forum" once again (just to get Po's goat)

"THOSE FILTHY PIRATES!!" :lol:

[Morghan]

No, I won't say that, I'll be annoying and quote "Forum" once again (just to get Po's goat)

"THOSE FILTHY PIRATES!!" :lol:

I will have you know - I got my bi-annual bathing today -- (cabin boy was in a good mood) :twisted:

[Fiona Freckl'dbottom]

No, I won't say that, I'll be annoying and quote "Forum" once again (just to get Po's goat)

"THOSE FILTHY PIRATES!!" :lol:

I will have you know - I got my bi-annual bathing today -- (cabin boy was in a good mood) :twisted:

WHAT? :shock: And you didn't send him over to my place??? What kind of friend are you!?


How is Orlando doing these days anyway?

[Morghan]

WHAT? :shock: And you didn't send him over to my place??? What kind of friend are you!?


How is Orlando doing these days anyway?


Hey now - Sistah.. I waited for you to show up.. even had Orlando adding hot water for ya.. not to mention a few extra *cans* of refreshment for added inticement and fun...

[Fiona Freckl'dbottom]

Hey now - Sistah.. I waited for you to show up.. even had Orlando adding hot water for ya.. not to mention a few extra *cans* of refreshment for added inticement and fun...

Fine, fine be that way....hope you had fun playing with the hot elf's longbow ;-)

I'll send Viggo over tomorrow after I'm done with him LOL!

[Morghan]

I'll send Viggo over tomorrow after I'm done with him LOL!

Tell ya what.. I'll drag Orlando out of the galley - you snag Viggo - and I'll have the crew construct a tub .. specifically for - oh, shall we say - swabbing the decks :twisted:

[po silvertop the rogue]

"Get my goat"?

Handle the Herring?

Is *nothing* sacred? :lol:

OK- next opportunity, I'll photo and post the "Herring" in question... So There!

s.

[Fiona Freckl'dbottom]

I'll send Viggo over tomorrow after I'm done with him LOL!

Tell ya what.. I'll drag Orlando out of the galley - you snag Viggo - and I'll have the crew construct a tub .. specifically for - oh, shall we say - swabbing the decks :twisted:

"Swabbing the decks"? Is that how the kids refer to it these days? Man I'm gettin' old! :lol: