Safe Words for Men to Use

[Dedeley]

Rules for men: There are times when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his own hands! This is a handy guide that should be as common
as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, friend, and rogue.

DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?
SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?
ULTRA SAFE: Have some chocolate

DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?
SAFER: Wow, you look good in brown.
SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!
ULTRA SAFE: Have some chocolate

DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
SAFER: Could we be overreacting?
SAFEST: Here's my paycheck.
ULTRA SAFE: Have some chocolate

DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?
ULTRA SAFE: Have some chocolate

DANGEROUS: What did you do all day?
SAFER: I hope you didn't over-do it today.
SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe!
ULTRA SAFE: Have some more chocolate.

[Margaret]

All the ULTRA SAFE words are acceptable.

As well as the phrase; "Yes dear." :wink:

[eeyore]

lol I sent that on to my rogue. He replied he thought I "liked the dangerous kinds... what's for dinner?" :unamused: