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I'Cin
02-05-2005, 05:45 PM
Mary married Barry and they had sex 5 times a day, 5 days a week for 5 years, then
Barry died.
Mary buried Barry, then Mary married Gary. They had sex 6 times a day, 6 days a week for 6 years, then Gary died.
Mary buried Gary and then Mary married Larry. Mary and Larry had sex 7 times a day, 7 days a week for 7 years before Larry died.

Mary buried Larry and then... Mary died too.

Mary's sister Sherry and her friend Terry were at the funeral home looking down
at Mary, when Terry said:

"At least they're together again."

"Do you mean Mary and Barry, Mary and Gary, or Mary and Larry?" Sherry asked.


Terry replied "No, I mean her legs!"


I'Cin

Veldrina Vladescu
02-06-2005, 01:17 PM
:lol: :rotfl:

WenchyMom
02-06-2005, 04:11 PM
OH MY GOSH!!! not to mention the fact that this is a tongue twister when reading it aloud (which I did to my friend) Freaking hilarious I'cin