Man Accused of Having Relations With Cows [Archive]

Galleywench

02-26-2005, 09:41 PM

This guy is also stupid.... bad enough to get caught but to admit to 50 counts??? Udderly ridiculous!

Man Accused of Having Relations With Cows

NEILLSVILLE, Wis. - A 63-year-old man is charged with sexual gratification with an animal for allegedly having sex with calves.

Harold G. Hart, of Neillsville, allegedly told police that he routinely stopped at a Greenwood farm, usually after bar closing or on trips to strip clubs near Marshfield or Neillsville.
A criminal complaint filed in Clark County Circuit Court said the farm's owners installed a motion detector on Jan. 22 after regularly seeing footprints and vehicle tracks on their land. Around 4 a.m. the next morning, a sensor sounded and Hart was caught leaving the barn, but Hart allegedly said he just used a bathroom in the barn and had never been there before.
Hart told police he had sex with heifers before he went into the service in 1963 and resumed about a year ago at the farm. He admitted to using a rope to tie calves around the neck and estimated he had been to the farm "at least 50 times," according to the complaint.
He told police he never had sex with animals while maintaining a relationship with his a girlfriend or his wife, the complaint said.
Hart also is charged with disorderly conduct and two counts of obstructing an officer. Each charge carries up to nine months in jail.

Hart is scheduled to appear in court March 10.

KissMeKate

02-26-2005, 10:46 PM

I have only one thing to say about this ....

:shock:

Ewwww!

Katerinka Kotenoka

02-27-2005, 01:28 AM

I second the ewww! That guys a moron...with a cow fetish, makes you wonder if he ever tried any other animals?

Jeannie Fitzgerald

02-27-2005, 05:33 AM

Just think of what any children would look like!

Margaret

02-27-2005, 09:35 AM

How very a-moo-sing (sorry, couldn't resist the pun)

"He told police he never had sex with animals while maintaining a relationship with his a girlfriend or his wife, the complaint said." :shock:

Can you imagine! :shock: Come home to your wife/GF looking to have 'relations' after a visit to Bessie the Wonder Cow?! :shock:

EEEEEWWWWWWWWWW!!

biker

02-27-2005, 07:51 PM

wonders if he kissed them during.......... :thinking:

Katerinka Kotenoka

02-27-2005, 10:47 PM

I've heard of eating cow tongue, but I suppose you could put it to different uses... some I don't want to think about, actually I mean most.

rosefaeries

02-27-2005, 10:54 PM

Can you imagine being told that he was unfaithful and it was the diary calf down the road? Yuuuuck. Wonder what diseases he has passed on? Both to the calves (and just think that is where the local milk was coming from. Kind of turns you off of Wisconsin cheese.) and to whomever he was in a relationship with.

Lennie

02-27-2005, 11:21 PM

Sick!

The poor cows will have physchological problems forever. Am I right to assume this is fairly recent? He said that he never did this while having a relationship with girlfriend/wife, now did he break the relationship with them so he could go with the cows? Imagined being dumped for a cow, that would really stink.

Galleywench

02-28-2005, 12:48 AM

Sick!

The poor cows will have physchological problems forever. Am I right to assume this is fairly recent? He said that he never did this while having a relationship with girlfriend/wife, now did he break the relationship with them so he could go with the cows? Imagined being dumped for a cow, that would really stink.

No need to imagine...oooohhhh....that was my outside voice, my apologogies to my ex husband's new wife...

Psyche

02-28-2005, 01:43 AM

:shock: Ewwwwwwwwwww!!!

Psyche

02-28-2005, 01:45 AM

Now my warped and twisted brain wonders if he was THAT hung that only livestock was "accommodating" enough.

Galleywench

02-28-2005, 10:06 AM

Maybe it is lack of sleep... dunno but I'm bracing for the thrown fruit...

It made me think of alternate headlines for the article....

Man's passion moo-ves him ...The Calf man cometh...For whom the cow-bell tolls...

Gives new and warped meaning to "got milk"?

,...I'm leaving now...

Eric McTavish

02-28-2005, 10:11 AM

:shock: Ewwwwwwwwwww!!!

Shouldn't this be...

Mooooeeeewwwww!!! :shock:

Lady Laurel

02-28-2005, 11:08 AM

Thats the worse case of mad cow diese I have ever heard off. YUCK@!!! :lol: :lol: :shock:

Cyranno DeBoberac

02-28-2005, 11:38 AM

The poor cows will have physchological problems forever.

Those cows were asking for it! Walking around naked on all fours all the time; I'm not surprised in the least.

;-)

Buxom Wench

02-28-2005, 02:26 PM

Now I know why the local farmers in my area put in surveillance cameras -- not to catch the guy that was STEALING calfs but, to make sure there were no midnight trysts.

To repeat what most of you have said, "EEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW".

Buxom Wench

02-28-2005, 02:26 PM

Now I know why the local farmers in my area put in surveillance cameras -- not to catch the guy that was STEALING calfs but, to make sure there were no midnight trysts.

To repeat what most of you have said, "EEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW".

Artemisia

02-28-2005, 02:38 PM

That's just nasty!

Now does he remember the bovines birthday and shops for a gift at http://www.simplybovine.com?

http://www.cowscreensavers.com/ff/images/parade.gif

Galleywench

02-28-2005, 02:42 PM

Thats the worse case of mad cow diese I have ever heard off. YUCK@!!! :lol: :lol: :shock:

:rotfl:

Galleywench

02-28-2005, 02:45 PM

The poor cows will have physchological problems forever.

Those cows were asking for it! Walking around naked on all fours all the time; I'm not surprised in the least.

;-)

Now be careful Cyranno you might have offended some of the Feminista cows...no cow asks for it, well, except for the ex husband's girlfriend .....

Cyranno DeBoberac

02-28-2005, 03:17 PM

Now be careful Cyranno you might have offended some of the Feminista cows...no cow asks for it, well, except for the ex husband's girlfriend .....

It's so hard to avoid offending those cows; after all....

.... if it's not one thing, it's the udder.

Margaret

02-28-2005, 03:59 PM

It's so hard to avoid offending those cows; after all....

.... if it's not one thing, it's the udder.

Cyranno, it may be-hoove you to stop the puns now :wink:

Cyranno DeBoberac

02-28-2005, 04:02 PM

It's so hard to avoid offending those cows; after all....

.... if it's not one thing, it's the udder.

Cyranno, it may be-hoove you to stop the puns now :wink:

I don't know... I think I'll milk it for all it's worth. :snicker:

biker

02-28-2005, 05:17 PM

would it have been worse if had been violating a bull?

Cyranno DeBoberac

02-28-2005, 05:35 PM

would it have been worse if had been violating a bull?

That strikes me as a surefire way to win a Darwin Award.

Margaret

02-28-2005, 07:37 PM

I don't know... I think I'll milk it for all it's worth. :snicker:

At least we have the cream of the crop here - those who appreciate fine humor.

biker

03-01-2005, 12:31 AM

I don't know... I think I'll milk it for all it's worth. :snicker:

At least we have the cream of the crop here - those who appreciate fine humor.

are you trying to butter him up?

SelkieDragonbane

03-01-2005, 12:56 AM

Maybe it is lack of sleep... dunno but I'm bracing for the thrown fruit...

It made me think of alternate headlines for the article....

Man's passion moo-ves him ...The Calf man cometh...For whom the cow-bell tolls...

Gives new and warped meaning to "got milk"?

,...I'm leaving now...

lack of sleep? or lack of SHEEP? ;-)

Margaret

03-01-2005, 08:47 AM

I don't know... I think I'll milk it for all it's worth. :snicker:

At least we have the cream of the crop here - those who appreciate fine humor.

are you trying to butter him up?

Yo Gurt, come here! We dun got a pun war starting!

Gurty always love puns... :lol:

Eric McTavish

03-01-2005, 09:15 AM

Ive heard of haveing a Leather fetish but dont you think this is taking things a little too far? :?

Nevada

03-01-2005, 10:16 AM

okay...that is truly disgusting

SelkieDragonbane

03-01-2005, 10:20 PM

I don't know... I think I'll milk it for all it's worth. :snicker:

At least we have the cream of the crop here - those who appreciate fine humor.

fine humor? i thought the ice cream bars are called "good humor "

Dmitri

03-02-2005, 09:52 AM

Hey the guy liked eating veal... :roll:

Margaret

03-02-2005, 10:05 AM

Yup, he's just licking his chops to get to them...

webmistress

03-02-2005, 01:58 PM

Thanks - I added that one to the database. We didn't have that one before

Lady Longfellow

03-02-2005, 05:22 PM

Syphilis from horses, Gonorrhea from sheep…

Hummmmm..... :shock:

Galleywench

03-02-2005, 10:39 PM

Ive heard of haveing a Leather fetish but dont you think this is taking things a little too far? :?

Ok... a bit more imagery... fresh leather fetish, hide tanning.... whips on cows...cow whips? it's one baaaaad mooooma!

biker

03-02-2005, 11:41 PM

Ive heard of haveing a Leather fetish but dont you think this is taking things a little too far? :?

Ok... a bit more imagery... fresh leather fetish, hide tanning.... whips on cows...cow whips? it's one baaaaad mooooma!

it does give the term "cow lick" a new meaning