Women are evil

[Adriana Rose]

This is a good one!!


FBI Job Opening

For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large
metaldoor and handed him a gun.
"We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair.Kill Her!!!"
The man said, "You can't be serious, I could never shoot my wife" The
agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home."

The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and
went into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes. The man came out
with tears in his eyes, "I tried, but I can't kill my wife." The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home."

Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions, to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on
thewalls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and
there stood the woman, She wiped the sweat from her brow.
"This gun is loaded with blanks" she said. "I had to beat him to
death with the chair."

MORAL: Women are evil. Don't mess with them.

[I'Cin]

My father once said (upon my joining the Marine Corps and with my older sister already in the Army) that he didn't believe in sending women into combat b/c give a woman a gun and let her start killing you'd never get her to stop . . . . . and he managed to say it with a perfectly straight face. :D

Of course, this is the same man that when I came home from boot camp and we'd go out somewhere would say to his friends "This is my daughter the Marine, don't you feel safe with Marines like this to protect us?" (I'm 5'3" on a good day and at the time weighed 118.)

:D

I'cin

[Cyranno DeBoberac]

I think it was Robin Williams who suggested that we should only send all-female armies into combat...

...and right before the battle tell them that the enemy said their fatigues make them look fat.

:D

I know I saw this and the men are easy one on here or the rogues board before....

And yeah, sounds like the FBI's testing process!!!!

(just kidding folks, if ya knew me you would know why I say that, I have much respect for the FBI!)

Muffin

[Lennie]

Hehe :snicker: And I wonder why everyone is so scared by the fact that I know how to shoot a gun (or maybe they're just scared of what might happen if I have a gun AND pms)

[Phoenix McHeit]

hee hee - on that note... a friend of mine had a T-shirt that read "I have PMS and ESP... that means I'm a bytch that knows everything"