Messed up!

[Myfanawy]

So, a few days ago, I was doing laundry, in one of our laundry rooms at our apartment complex. When I got my clothes out of the dryer, and started folding them back in our apt., I realized that about 5 pairs of my underwear were missing. I definitely remember putting them IN the dryer. I looked everywhere--around the apt., around the laundry room, the route to/from the laundry room...nothing. These were pricey, really nice Body by Victoria undies!!! Great...some sicko's now wacking off to my undies...well, at least they got them when they were already clean. That's the closest they'll ever get to a wench...

Either that, or it was the underpants gnomes.
--M

[rosefaeries]

Ugggh! I can really sympathize with you. Having just had a peeping tom episode. Or perhaps some neighbor just wanted new underwear?


I put my underwear in a mesh bag when I do laundry. That way I don't lose them. Makes it easier to keep track of them. Works great for socks too.

[Myfanawy]

I read about that....so sorry that happened to you. :(

I put my bras in a mesh bag when I wash them, then take 'em out and hang them to dry. Time to start doing the same with the bottoms, I guess.

The ones they took were my favorites too! :x
--M

[rosefaeries]

Last time my underwear was stolen......It was done by a racoon. :stunned: If I hadn't seen the critter take them off of the drying rack on my balcony I wouldn't have believed it. Now what does a racoon want underwear for? And it was a huge male racoon.

[Myfanawy]

Now THAT is funny. Must have been one horny racoon!! Either that, or there's something they're just not telling us about the secret lives of racoons... :thinking:
--M

[rosefaeries]

Lol... I am just hoping that he didn't leave them on the porch/deck of someone I know.

[Myfanawy]

HA! Wouldn't that just figure?! Nah, he wanted to keep 'em for himself, I bet.
--M

[Aramis]

Ugggh! I can really sympathize with you. Having just had a peeping tom episode. Or perhaps some neighbor just wanted new underwear?


I put my underwear in a mesh bag when I do laundry. That way I don't lose them. Makes it easier to keep track of them. Works great for socks too.

I swear, I was in Baltimore the whole time!!!! :haloslip:

[rosefaeries]

Aramis wrote:swear, I was in Baltimore the whole time!!!!


:snarf: gasp choke sputter :lol:

[rosefaeries]

Maybe a drag queen racoon? Better watch for the rest of my clothes. Don't want my camisole top and bloomers to disappear next.

[Aramis]

"How do you do? I see you've met my...faithful handyman." :lol:

[Ysobelle]

"How do you do? I see you've met my...faithful handyman." :lol:

Okay, now, that's just WRONG.

[Myfanawy]

Careful, next thing you know, that racoon may be walking down the street wearing all your garb!! Didn't you know large male racoons LOVE to wear bodices?! :lol:
--M

[rosefaeries]

:rotfl: It might be worth making the garb just to see the racoon in it.

[biker]

:rotfl: It might be worth making the garb just to see the racoon in it.

why not just look at the pix of Bob in a corsett?? isnt that close enough?

[Aramis]

:rotfl: It might be worth making the garb just to see the racoon in it.

why not just look at the pix of Bob in a corsett?? isnt that close enough?

Naw, Bob's not a cute as a raccoon

[Will Knot]

Careful, next thing you know, that racoon may be walking down the street wearing all your garb!! Didn't you know large male racoons LOVE to wear bodices?! :lol:
--M:rotfl: It might be worth making the garb just to see the racoon in it.

:rotfl: :shock: Male Racoons running around in Wench Garb...well there is one thought to wake you up better than coffee. Thanks for the smile. Off to Rehersal at PARF.

[Jeannie Fitzgerald]

So, a few days ago, I was doing laundry, in one of our laundry rooms at our apartment complex. When I got my clothes out of the dryer, and started folding them back in our apt., I realized that about 5 pairs of my underwear were missing. I definitely remember putting them IN the dryer. I looked everywhere--around the apt., around the laundry room, the route to/from the laundry room...nothing. These were pricey, really nice Body by Victoria undies!!! Great...some sicko's now wacking off to my undies...well, at least they got them when they were already clean. That's the closest they'll ever get to a wench...

Either that, or it was the underpants gnomes.
--M

Several years ago, before I got my own washer and dryer, I had put my laundry in a couple of washers in the laudromat where I live, then went back to the house for a minute. When I returned and the washers were finished, I started pulling out clothes and noticed all my good demin (jeans, shorts, a couple of skirts) were missing. Some sorry bastard(s) had actually gone through the washer digging out the good denim (the cheap or raggedy stuff they left). Once I finished drying my clothes, I had to go on an emergency shopping expedition I could ill afford at the time to replace what was stolen. Until the day I got my own washer and dryer (which didn't cost much more than what replacing my denim did) I never left my laundry unattended again.

[Alianne]

"How do you do? I see you've met my...faithful handyman." :lol:

Okay, now, that's just WRONG.

Only because you didn't get to make the corset for the racoon.

[Margaret]

:rotfl: It might be worth making the garb just to see the racoon in it.

why not just look at the pix of Bob in a corsett?? isnt that close enough?


Holy cow!! Do you realize how long it will take me to get that image out of my mind!!

Gotta find Bob and ask if he has a leather mask available....

[Ysobelle]

"How do you do? I see you've met my...faithful handyman." :lol:

Okay, now, that's just WRONG.

Only because you didn't get to make the corset for the racoon.


Hey, NOW!





Hm...would it close in the back, or...maybe the bottom or...what if I.... Hm.


DAMMIT!

[rosefaeries]

Oh come on. I know you can figure it out.... :rotfl: By the way, I think burgandy is the racoon in question color. It would go so well with his mask. And he wouldn't even need a bum roll to make his skirts to stand out. (That is one big racoon. Speaking as a country girl, I have never seen a racoon that big before.)Maybe even a blue chemise. Dark green skirts? I think I would forgo head gear though. Don't want to hide that wonderful mask of his.

[Ysobelle]

See, if it's a male racoon, that means his ribcage is in a different place than a female's. So...maybe a racoon doublet? Y'think he'd wear tights?

[Aramis]

naw, being a racoon, he'd opt for a rugged leather jerkin

[rosefaeries]

That is an awfully big rear to get tights over... :rotfl: Be easier to get a corset on him.

[Ysobelle]

Okay, but you have to wear something WITH the corset.

[rosefaeries]

You mean the fur coat won't be enough? :shock: How about a short blue chemise with a dark green skirt?

[Ysobelle]

I suppose so. I mean, even when you're a transvestite racoon, you still have to have SOME fashion sense.

[Myfanawy]

This thread is too funny--almost makes up for my undies getting stolen!!! Hehe....

Speaking of animals in garb...how I would love to get my cat into a Puss-in-Boots outfit!! Only problem is, she'd have it off faster than I could get it on her (if I could at all...!)

And continuing the subject of stolen laundry....I have a friend who's been having stuff stolen on a fairly regular basis...his good jeans, his sheets and blankets, towels...people really piss me off sometimes (not all of 'em, just the bastards who swipe laundry and do other crappy things like that...) I think he needs to either stay with his laundry, or do it somewhere else. Man, I can't wait to live in a place where we have our own washer/dryer. 'Course, then the underpants gnomes probably would start showing up! (or the raccoons...)

[rosefaeries]

Or worse yet........ possums. Racoons are at least pretty.

And you are very welcome for the funny thread. (Wasn't what i was trying to do when I posted about the racoon. I was just trying to point out at least a person stole your underwear. Mine are probably being passed around from delinquent racoon to delinquent racoon. :shock: )

[Myfanawy]

Gotta love those delinquent raccoons...guess they're nicknamed "Bandit" for a reason (besides the "mask")!
--M

[biker]

Okay, but you have to wear something WITH the corset.

how about a gater belt, stocking and CFMP's???

[Myfanawy]

A gater belt? They like wearing garb too?
(Sorry, I know it's just a spelling error, but I couldn't resist...) :D
--M

[biker]

Of course they do. all animals havee ren garb. My black cat, Neener, she regularly dresses up has a witch and a devil. N otelling waht my daughter will try to dress the catts up has in a few years.

Oh and if you want the costume to stay on your kittie, perhaps a staple gun would help. :shock:

[Myfanawy]

Oh and if you want the costume to stay on your kittie, perhaps a staple gun would help. :shock:

Awwwww....I would never do that to my little one. :( She already wears a lovely fur coat, and that's really all she needs.
--M

[biker]

well its be said that cats are really tiny women in fur coats.

[Myfanawy]

Well, that's the truth with my little one...with one hell of a big personality!
--M

[rosefaeries]

Biker wrote:how about a gater belt, stocking and CFMP's???



How about you put the garter belt and stockings on the racoon? :twisted:

[Mistress Morigianna]

[quote="Jeannie Fitzgerald"
Several years ago, before I got my own washer and dryer, I had put my laundry in a couple of washers in the laudromat where I live, then went back to the house for a minute. When I returned and the washers were finished, I started pulling out clothes and noticed all my good demin (jeans, shorts, a couple of skirts) were missing. Some sorry bastard(s) had actually gone through the washer digging out the good denim (the cheap or raggedy stuff they left). Once I finished drying my clothes, I had to go on an emergency shopping expedition I could ill afford at the time to replace what was stolen. Until the day I got my own washer and dryer (which didn't cost much more than what replacing my denim did) I never left my laundry unattended again.[/quote]

a friend of mine tells me about a lady who would steal people clothes from the laundry and then have garge sales and sell them on th corner.
I just sit on the washer reading vampire smut books and enjoying the vibrations... noone steals my costumes... lol

[Myfanawy]

a friend of mine tells me about a lady who would steal people clothes from the laundry and then have garge sales and sell them on th corner.
I just sit on the washer reading vampire smut books and enjoying the vibrations... noone steals my costumes... lol

Now THAT'S messed up! If I found my clothes at someone's yard sale, they'd likely have hell to pay...

If any of my (machine-washable) garb is in the laundry room, you can bet I stay in there! I need to find out which of my friends have a washer/dryer at their place, so I can go over and do my laundry there (I'm more than happy to compensate them with a free pound of coffee!)
--M

[Nimue]

Hehe...because you gave me an excuse, here is one of my babies in ¨garb¨, albeit not renn garb



http://mywebpage.netscape.com/nimuee9r/images/img_0635.jpg

:meow:

Enjoy! :)

(don´t know why the picture is coming out so huge though)

[Jeannie Fitzgerald]

I see we have similar tastes in books. I just loved the book, "Fried Green Tomatoes at the Whistle Stop Cafe." The movie was pretty good, too.

[Ysobelle]

Hey! Where's your "Two Towers"??

[Emrld]

I guess I am kinda lucky . . . when it gets cold enough my baby brings me her sweater to put on her.
Of course since she was gipped out of a full fur coat I can't blame her for wanting to be warm.
I have a weird one for you . . . I was living in and apartment and it got broken into. I called the on site cop and she didn't seemed to concerened . . . nothing appeared to be missing . . ..
Only real "damage" was the clean underwear that was folded in my laundry basket was now on the bed and the bed had a wet spot. I put new locks on the unit, bought a new bed and sheets, and moved out as soon as I could without paying a penalty. - My unit wasn't the only one that had this happen - at least that is what I found out when I followed up on the police report. It apparently was one of the maintenance men and the complex was trying to play it down with the help of the city cop who lived on the property. - Gee when you find out something like that it is amazing how fast they will wave re- letting / move out early fees.

[Lady Laurel]

Hehe...because you gave me an excuse, here is one of my babies in ¨garb¨, albeit not renn garb

She's saying gee thanks mom for the embarressing picture.

[Myfanawy]

HA! I have one of my girl in a sombrero too! Problem is, I don't have it on my computer...I'll see what I can do to remedy that. If not, I may just have to pop the sombrero on her dome again, and hope she doesn't get it off before I take the picture!

Classic. :singdanc:
--Myf