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Selena
03-02-2009, 10:37 AM
Okay... so what's brown and sticky??


Highlight for answer: A STICK! Duh!!
Marelle
03-02-2009, 11:05 AM
lol :smile:
Phoenix McHeit
03-02-2009, 11:06 AM
Ha! My turn.

What's green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree, will kill you?

Highlight: a pool table
Kae
03-02-2009, 11:09 AM
My Turn:



If the pilgrims came over on the Mayflower, what did the students come over on?













Highlight:Scholarships
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LdyJhawk
03-02-2009, 11:51 AM
So there are these two fish in a tank..one turns to the other and says, "You know how to drive this thing?"
Phoenix McHeit
03-02-2009, 12:02 PM
Daddy Mole, Mama Mole and Baby Mole are running down the tunnel. Suddenly Daddy Mole stops. What are Mama Mole and Baby Mole doing?





Here: Sniffing Molasses
Winifred Baskerville
03-02-2009, 12:03 PM
How do you catch an elephant?

Answer: Hide in the tall grass and make a sound like a peanut.
Katie O'Connell
03-02-2009, 02:41 PM
A skeleton walks into a bar. He tells the bartender:

I'll have a beer....


...and a mop.


::rimshot:
eeyore
03-02-2009, 04:10 PM
A horse walks in to a bar... bartender says "why the long face?"

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What do you get with a monkey and a bomb?

A baboom!
Artos O'Dalriada
03-02-2009, 04:23 PM
Three guys walk into a bar.

The fourth one ducks.


::rimshot:
Bronya
03-02-2009, 04:41 PM
Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, but when they lit a fire in their craft it sank -- proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it, too.
daBaroness
03-02-2009, 04:41 PM
Two canibals are eating a comedian.

One turns to the other and says, "does this taste funny to you?"
Branwen
03-03-2009, 11:01 AM
Two visual jokes. A.K.A. Comics