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Jeannie Fitzgerald
07-08-2005, 11:14 AM
450 Sheep Jump to Their Deaths in Turkey
July 08, 2005 8:30 AM EDT
ISTANBUL, Turkey - First one sheep jumped to its death. Then stunned Turkish shepherds, who had left the herd to graze while they had breakfast, watched as nearly 1,500 others followed, each leaping off the same cliff, Turkish media reported.

In the end, 450 dead animals lay on top of one another in a billowy white pile, the Aksam newspaper said. Those who jumped later were saved as the pile got higher and the fall more cushioned, Aksam reported.

"There's nothing we can do. They're all wasted," Nevzat Bayhan, a member of one of 26 families whose sheep were grazing together in the herd, was quoted as saying by Aksam.

The estimated loss to families in the town of Gevas, located in Van province in eastern Turkey, tops $100,000, a significant amount of money in a country where average GDP per head is around $2,700.

"Every family had an average of 20 sheep," Aksam quoted another villager, Abdullah Hazar as saying. "But now only a few families have sheep left. It's going to be hard for us."


I can just hear the wails of anguish...no...wait...och, 'tis but Angus and the wailin' be his pipes.

Actually this is a tragedy for these poor people but the humorous aspect was also hard to avoid.

Myfanawy
07-08-2005, 01:21 PM
I can just hear the wails of anguish...no...wait...och, 'tis but Angus and the wailin' be his pipes.

Yes, it is a tragedy....

...but Jeannie, you crack me up!!!! :rotfl:
--M

RichardMacHugely
07-08-2005, 02:28 PM
That's just baa'aa'ad.

Jeannie Fitzgerald
07-08-2005, 02:51 PM
That's just baa'aa'ad.

Daa'aa'addy?

Ilanah
07-11-2005, 02:13 PM
So sad...tradgedy for the sheep owners...my heart kinda wrenched at the part about the pile of fluffy whiteness because that's just sad...

And then I started giggling....poor Scots...

Ian
07-11-2005, 09:02 PM
Sung to the tune of "Scotland the Brave":

Bring me my sheep, mother
I'll have no other lover
Bring me my sheep
I'm so lonely tonight.... :wink:

It is a tragedy for those poor herdsmen and their families, but the humor is indeed inescapable. Only ewe, Jeannie....

Regards,

Ian

Sparrow
07-12-2005, 08:20 AM
Ask youself.... Sheep or Lemmings?

WenchLadyKate
07-12-2005, 10:20 AM
Sung to the tune of "Scotland the Brave":

Bring me my sheep, mother
I'll have no other lover
Bring me my sheep
I'm so lonely tonight.... :wink:

It is a tragedy for those poor herdsmen and their families, but the humor is indeed inescapable. Only ewe, Jeannie....

Regards,

Ian

Scotland Depraved?
baa baa baabaa baa baa baa

Jeannie Fitzgerald
07-12-2005, 01:53 PM
Here's a more complete version of "I Need a Sheep." It's not as raunchy as some versions of Scotland Deprasved that I've heard.

I Need a Sheep

Bring me some whiskey, mother
I'm feeling frisky, mother
I need a sheep to keep me warm through the night!
I need a lover, mother
No, not my brother, mother
I need a sheep to keep me warm through the night!

Gerbils don't make it, mother
They just can't take it, mother
I need a sheep to keep me warm through the night!
Owls, bats and other critters
Just tend to give me jitters
I need a sheep to keep me warm through the night!

Sheep never talk about it,
They never ever doubt it,
Always so placid, affectionate and nice!
Hand me that lanolin,
Better than flannel-in.
I need a sheep to keep me warm through the night!

Bring me my dear old sister,
Oh, gosh, how I missed her!
I need a sheep to keep me warm through the night!
Bring me my dear Aunt Mary,
Oh, gosh, she's so darn hairy!
I need a sheep to keep me warm through the night!

Some think a swine is fine,
And some like a horse of course, but
Those in the know, know that sheep are the best!
Their fleece is soft and white,
They keep you warm at night.
I need a sheep to keep me warm through the night!

Monogamy is folly.
I think I'll clone dear Dolly
I need a sheep to keep me warm through the night!
Twins, triplets and quadruplets,
Sheep lovers know the scoop--let's
Find us a sheep to clone for pleasure tonight!

Bring me some whiskey, mother
I'm feeling frisky, mother
I need a sheep to keep me warm through the night!
I need a lover, mother
No, not my brother, mother
I need a sheep to keep me warm through the night!
I need a sheep to keep me warm through the night!

Ian
07-12-2005, 05:37 PM
Now that brings back some memories... of postrevels past.... Have some Madeira, m'dear.:roll: :wink:

Regards,

Ian

Jeannie Fitzgerald
07-12-2005, 06:24 PM
Now that brings back some memories... of postrevels past.... Have some Madeira, m'dear.:roll: :wink:

Regards,

Ian
LOL. You're too yong to be remembering that song. Remind me to share some of my parodies when we finally meet up.

Fiona Freckl'dbottom
07-13-2005, 08:02 AM
Here's a more complete version of "I Need a Sheep." It's not as raunchy as some versions of Scotland Deprasved that I've heard.

"England foreverrr...and Scotland for a wee-bit longerrr!"

Yay! Almost time for faire!