Mistress Morigianna
07-10-2005, 04:09 AM
must memorize this one....... :P
Weapon's Tourney [PG-13 rated]
In a medieval castle lived a king, who with no TV or L games to watch,
was becoming bored. So after dinner one night he decided to hold a
contest to see who at the court had the mightiest "weapon".
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After the contest was announced the first knight stood up and proclaimed
that he had the mightiest weapon... proceeded to pull down his pants and
tied a 5 pound weight around it, and his weapon doth rose.
-
The crowds cheered...the women swooned...the children waved colored
banners... and the band played appropriate music.
-
Another knight stood up and yelled that he had the mightiest weapon. He
dropped his pants and tied a 10 pound weight to himself. The weapon doth
rose. The crowds cheered...the women did swoon while peeking through
their veils...the children waved multi-colored banners... and the band
played joyous music.
-
After several more knights attempted to prove their superiority...the
King finally spoke out.
-
"I have the mightiest weapon of them all!" He dropped his pants and
tied, not a 10 pound, not a 20 pound, not ever a thirty pound, but a 40
pound weight to himself. And his weapon doth rose. The crowds
cheered...the women screamed, shouted, swooned and passed out from
desire...the children waved many colored banners and the band played -
-
"God Save the Queen."
Weapon's Tourney [PG-13 rated]
In a medieval castle lived a king, who with no TV or L games to watch,
was becoming bored. So after dinner one night he decided to hold a
contest to see who at the court had the mightiest "weapon".
-
After the contest was announced the first knight stood up and proclaimed
that he had the mightiest weapon... proceeded to pull down his pants and
tied a 5 pound weight around it, and his weapon doth rose.
-
The crowds cheered...the women swooned...the children waved colored
banners... and the band played appropriate music.
-
Another knight stood up and yelled that he had the mightiest weapon. He
dropped his pants and tied a 10 pound weight to himself. The weapon doth
rose. The crowds cheered...the women did swoon while peeking through
their veils...the children waved multi-colored banners... and the band
played joyous music.
-
After several more knights attempted to prove their superiority...the
King finally spoke out.
-
"I have the mightiest weapon of them all!" He dropped his pants and
tied, not a 10 pound, not a 20 pound, not ever a thirty pound, but a 40
pound weight to himself. And his weapon doth rose. The crowds
cheered...the women screamed, shouted, swooned and passed out from
desire...the children waved many colored banners and the band played -
-
"God Save the Queen."