A wench's poem

[*Gremco]

I just got this from my Mom. i loved it and thought I'd share

I shave my legs,


I sit down to pee.

And I can justify any shopping spree.

Don't go to a barber, but a beauty salon.

I can get a massage without a hard-on.

I can balance the checkbook,

I can pump my own gas.

Can talk to my friends about the size of my ass.

My beauty's a masterpiece and yes, it takes long.

At least I can admit to others when I'm wrong.

I don't drive in circles, at any cost.

And I don't have a problem admitting I'm lost.

I never forget an important date.

You just gotta deal with it, I'm usually late.

I don't watch movies with lots of gore.

Don't need instant replay to remember the score.

I won't lose my hair, I don't get jock itch.

And just cause I'm assertive, Don't call me a bitch.

Don't say to your friends, Oh yeah, I can get her.

In your dreams, my dear, I can do better!

Flowers are okay,

But jewelry's best.

Look at me you idiot...

Not at my chest????

I don't have a problem,

With Expressing my feelings.

I know when you're lying,

You look at the ceiling.

DON'T call me a GIRL ,

a BABE or a CHICK

I am a WOMAN.

Get it?, you DICK!?!

[Gemdrite]

With the exception of the "admittinging I'm wrong" line, that pretty much nails it on the head! :lol:

[Laneya]

HUZZAH!!!!!!!!!!

[MaidenFaeSnow]

:rotfl: :snarf: :bow:

[loril13]

This is fabulous. :lol:
I'll share it with all my girlfriends.