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Eric McTavish
08-01-2005, 08:50 AM
I just can't help myself I am driven to expose the stupidity of some groups... and the few times someone stands up and speak their minds...

found here (http://www.witchvox.com/xwrensnest.html)

It's only make believe
August 1, 2005
By Glen McAdoo

Some Evangelicals are getting a little fired up about Harry Potter books. They claim the books glamorize the occult. Raising the ire of the community, a fundamentalist church in Alamogordo, New Mexico, had a bonfire so its members could burn the writings of J.K. Rowling and other publications.

Jack Brock, founder and pastor of Christ Community Church, labeled the new Potter book "a masterpiece of satanic deception." According to CNN, he went on to say, "These books teach children how they can get into witchcraft and become a witch, wizard or warlock."

Does he honestly believe it can happen? Hellooo, Mr. Brock, it's all only make believe. Wake up and smell the roses fellow. Get real. It's not real. Get it? Children understand this, but I'm afraid the Brocks of this world never will.

I guess make believe witchcraft isn't wholesome but faith based paranoia is. Flying across the face of the moon on a broomstick is out. Flying garbage in the face of common sense is in.

I hate to burst your bubble, Pastor Brock, but there isn't a real Harry Potter. There also isn't a Dorothy, as in the Wizard of Oz. There is no Tin Man, Cowardly Lion, or Wizard! There is no Frodo or any Hobbits or elves, as in Lord of the Rings, nor is there a Luke Skywalker, Han Solo, Darth Vader or Princess Leia. The stars never really went to war! As matter of fact there isn't even a Buck Rogers or Indiana Jones. How do you like them apples?

But what the heck, onward Christian Soldiers, move on, move on down the road, the Wicked Witch of the North may be gaining on you. Don't let your children waste their time dreaming about what might be over the rainbow, where bluebirds fly, and why, oh why, can't I? It isn't spiritually healthy.

Tell your kids to just say no to Tinker Bell and Peter Pan, the Fairy God Mother (blasphemy if I ever heard it), the White Rabbit, the Red Queen (sounds like a gay commie to me!) or The Cat in the Hat. It's just not wholesome! It's a plot by the demon worshippers to turn our children away from the Good Book, where they can learn about child sacrifice and that mean old Devil that tempted Eve to eat the forbidden fruit and thus condemned us all to a life where we clothe our bodies and work for a living.

Let them read about Babylon, Sodom and Gomorrah, the beheading of John the Baptist, Moses turning his staff into a serpent, water into blood, and the death of every first born son. They should go to sleep with that on there minds, not some unwholesome make believe nonsense.

Don't send them to bed with visions of sugar plums dancing in their heads or imaginary things, such as a bunch of reindeer led by one with a bright red nose pulling a sleigh full of toys and a fat old man across the face of the moon, they might have terrible nightmares.

And so it goes, that some people are so fearful, and yes, so ignorant they don't want children to escape into the wonderful world of fantasies and make believe, even for a short while. They mustn't dream of Potters like Harry, lest they turn to a life of witchcraft and wizardry. I think I'm going to be sick!

I remember when people of the same mind set as this crowd were teaching their children that listening to Elvis would lead them straight to hell. After the Beatles and the Rolling Stones came along they decided that Elvis wasn't so bad after all because he sang "How Great Thou Art" and didn't take drugs. Well, they were right on one score, he did sing that song.

They fought like heck against integration because they believed that it would lead to inter-racial marriage, which they believed was an abomination. Some of them might still believe that. It wouldn't surprise me.

What bothers me so much about these modern day book burners is they don't want to understand the positive influence Harry Potter books have had on our children. Millions of young people are reading and reading and reading! Their imaginations are being stimulated. How wonderful, since it is the imagination that leads to invention and new ideas. It's a Godsend. Yes, I mean exactly that.

It's scary that these fundamentalists, who condemn anything they are too dumb to understand, have the ear of our President and may be influencing his decisions on everything from stem cell research to whom he nominates to the Supreme Court. I'd prefer he listened to witches, they're not as frightening.

RichardMacHugely
08-01-2005, 09:25 AM
What the hell do you mean there's no Luke Skywalker?

Eric McTavish
08-01-2005, 09:36 AM
What the hell do you mean there's no Luke Skywalker?

Shhh... It's not really true.

RichardMacHugely
08-01-2005, 09:54 AM
Well there damnwell BETTER be a real Luke Skywalker, because if there IS, then when I was a kid I used to bullseye womprats in my T-16 back in Beggars Canyon. But if there ISN'T a real Luke Skywalker, then I just used to annoy regular rats in my Big Wheel in the service alley behind the 7-11, and that doesn't sound cool at all.

Ferret
08-01-2005, 11:09 AM
Next thing you know theyll be tryin to tell us there are no Klingons or Vulcans...

RichardMacHugely
08-01-2005, 11:44 AM
See, I TOLD ya Luke Skywalker was real:

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20050801/ap_en_mo/movie_auction;_ylt=Ai0rwuJa1fPuHzI0FaUXPsms0NUE;_y lu=X3oDMTA3YXYwNDRrBHNlYwM3NjI-

Angel_of_Fire
08-01-2005, 12:21 PM
Well there damnwell BETTER be a real Luke Skywalker, because if there IS, then when I was a kid I used to bullseye womprats in my T-16 back in Beggars Canyon. But if there ISN'T a real Luke Skywalker, then I just used to annoy regular rats in my Big Wheel in the service alley behind the 7-11, and that doesn't sound cool at all.

wow! i have no clue what any of that meant! :lol: but as long as you know what you are saying then more power to you!

Ysobelle
08-01-2005, 01:02 PM
Well there damnwell BETTER be a real Luke Skywalker, because if there IS, then when I was a kid I used to bullseye womprats in my T-16 back in Beggars Canyon. But if there ISN'T a real Luke Skywalker, then I just used to annoy regular rats in my Big Wheel in the service alley behind the 7-11, and that doesn't sound cool at all.

wow! i have no clue what any of that meant! :lol: but as long as you know what you are saying then more power to you!


Richard, are you suddenly feeling really old? Cos I know I am.

Eric McTavish
08-01-2005, 01:51 PM
wow! i have no clue what any of that meant! :lol: but as long as you know what you are saying then more power to you!


AHHHHHHGGGHHHH!!!!!! :shock:

Artemisia
08-01-2005, 02:44 PM
Well there damnwell BETTER be a real Luke Skywalker, because if there IS, then when I was a kid I used to bullseye womprats in my T-16 back in Beggars Canyon. But if there ISN'T a real Luke Skywalker, then I just used to annoy regular rats in my Big Wheel in the service alley behind the 7-11, and that doesn't sound cool at all.
wow! i have no clue what any of that meant! :lol: but as long as you know what you are saying then more power to you!
Richard, are you suddenly feeling really old? Cos I know I am.
Big Wheels and Sit-n-Spins: wasn't that like - only several yesterdays ago? ::checks chronological clock - taps it, lifts to ear and smacks it on the desk:: Ooops, it broke.

Buxom Wench
08-01-2005, 08:39 PM
Well there damnwell BETTER be a real Luke Skywalker, because if there IS, then when I was a kid I used to bullseye womprats in my T-16 back in Beggars Canyon. But if there ISN'T a real Luke Skywalker, then I just used to annoy regular rats in my Big Wheel in the service alley behind the 7-11, and that doesn't sound cool at all.
wow! i have no clue what any of that meant! :lol: but as long as you know what you are saying then more power to you!
Richard, are you suddenly feeling really old? Cos I know I am.
Big Wheels and Sit-n-Spins: wasn't that like - only several yesterdays ago? ::checks chronological clock - taps it, lifts to ear and smacks it on the desk:: Ooops, it broke.

Age is only a number and you are only as old as you feel -- today I feel 21; old enough to know better and young enough not to care :twisted:

Pathos
08-01-2005, 08:56 PM
Big Wheels and Sit-n-Spins: wasn't that like - only several yesterdays ago? ::checks chronological clock - taps it, lifts to ear and smacks it on the desk:: Ooops, it broke.
It DO seem like just a few dreams ago doesn't it? :cry:

Myfanawy
08-02-2005, 03:13 PM
Big Wheels and Sit-n-Spins: wasn't that like - only several yesterdays ago? ::checks chronological clock - taps it, lifts to ear and smacks it on the desk:: Ooops, it broke.

I miss my Sit-n-Spin! That was one of the best toys ever.
--Myf

RichardMacHugely
08-02-2005, 03:20 PM
I miss my Sit-n-Spin! That was one of the best toys ever.

Which means that somewhere there are some fundies protesting it. All that spinning, causes impure thoughts. And let's not even get started on the double-entrendre laden "Big Wheel".


Just thought I'd bring the thread back on topic.


PS, what the hell happened to my karma? 240 pts? I know I didn't do it to myself, I'd be totally blind by now.

Miracle Wench
08-02-2005, 03:40 PM
I miss my Sit-n-Spin! That was one of the best toys ever.

Which means that somewhere there are some fundies protesting it. All that spinning, causes impure thoughts. And let's not even get started on the double-entrendre laden "Big Wheel".


Just thought I'd bring the thread back on topic.


PS, what the hell happened to my karma? 240 pts? I know I didn't do it to myself, I'd be totally blind by now.

Maybe you have a very big fan out there? You are one of the good guys RIGHT :wink:

Pathos
08-02-2005, 03:46 PM
Just remember Richard...the nature of karma. With that much positive karma I'd be looking over my shoulder.

Might walk under a falling safe or something. 8)

Ysobelle
08-02-2005, 04:29 PM
Just remember Richard...the nature of karma. With that much positive karma I'd be looking over my shoulder.

Might walk under a falling safe or something. 8)



Optimist.

Buxom Wench
08-02-2005, 04:30 PM
It seems to me that alot of the Rogues have 3 digit Karmas.

*pondering what to do to find out the whys and hows of soooo much good karma*

AshleyTheWench
08-02-2005, 05:42 PM
that was the best article ever. I love that guy for telling off the fundies. Man I want to drive through that town with a megaphone attached to my car, and read harry potter to them...xD

Alianore DeClare
08-02-2005, 09:44 PM
[quote] PS, what the hell happened to my karma? 240 pts? I know I didn't do it to myself, I'd be totally blind by now.

243! Ba-BLING!

We just LOVE ya, ya big lug!

How about those things you'd put on your ankle, and skip over with the other foot while spinning it in a circle? What the HELL were those things called? They even had one that counted the number of times you could spin and jump over it.

Ferret
08-02-2005, 10:55 PM
I belive they were called skip-bo?

I liked my pogo ball !

AshleyTheWench
08-02-2005, 11:31 PM
I remember skip its...and slinkies...and play dough...and those electronic dogs on the lesh where if you pressed a button it walked along your side like a dog on a leash.

daBaroness
08-03-2005, 01:00 AM
Frankly, I'd like to live in a world where Harry Potter and Hogwarts; Luke and Han and Leah; Mr. Spock, the Halliwell sisters; Aes Sedai and the Fantastic Four WERE real and George Bush, the Religious "Right," Colorado City, religious terrorists of any faith were mere harmless fantasy. OK - dark fantasy - but harmless to our past, present and future nonetheless. I'd rather deal with Lucius Malfoy than Cheney any day!

AshleyTheWench
08-03-2005, 04:33 AM
I'd rather deal with Lucius Malfoy than Cheney any day!

I'd like to deal with him...in bed! :twisted:

Buxom Wench
08-03-2005, 05:14 AM
Frankly, I'd like to live in a world where Harry Potter and Hogwarts; Luke and Han and Leah; Mr. Spock, the Halliwell sisters; Aes Sedai and the Fantastic Four WERE real and George Bush, the Religious "Right," Colorado City, religious terrorists of any faith were mere harmless fantasy. OK - dark fantasy - but harmless to our past, present and future nonetheless. I'd rather deal with Lucius Malfoy than Cheney any day!

ahh, dearest daBaroness

in a perfect world :?

but I love the way you think

RichardMacHugely
08-03-2005, 07:57 AM
I'd like to deal with him...in bed!

I am SOO hoping you don't mean Cheney.

Katherine Harris, now, rraowww.

Margaret
08-03-2005, 08:35 AM
I'd rather deal with Lucius Malfoy than Cheney any day!


Le Rowar! Me too! Lucious Malfoy....

Anyway... The Fundies and the Fundy wackos will be out there finding evil in everything. I rember I saw a website once - years ago. I think a Swedish gentlman hosted it.. But I recall that he was condeming washing machines (I assume in a public laundromat) as you could see underwear sloshing around in there and that would lead to impure thoughts.

Lady Sarah
08-03-2005, 09:21 AM
Le Rowar! Me too! Lucious Malfoy.... [/quote[

ears perk up at the mention of His Slytheriness....

Eh? Luscious Lucius? yank that satin ribbon right out of his ponytail and.....

ahem.

[quote]Anyway... The Fundies and the Fundy wackos will be out there finding evil in everything. I rember I saw a website once - years ago. I think a Swedish gentlman hosted it.. But I recall that he was condeming washing machines (I assume in a public laundromat) as you could see underwear sloshing around in there and that would lead to impure thoughts.

no kidding... he really thought that? hmmm.... well, here's his sign: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v287/ladygypsy/Stickies/stupid.gif

Margaret
08-03-2005, 02:53 PM
Yup, you should have seen it. It was a site chocked full of evilness.

AshleyTheWench
08-03-2005, 05:54 PM
I'd like to deal with him...in bed!

I am SOO hoping you don't mean Cheney.

Katherine Harris, now, rraowww.

x.x oh god ew