Grandma's Birth Control (funny - not gross)

[Emrld]

The doctor that had been seeing an 80-year-old woman for most of her
life finally retired. At her next checkup, the new doctor told her
to bring a list of all the medicines that had been prescribed for
her. As the young doctor was looking through these, his eyes grew
wide as he realized she had a prescription for birth control pills.

"Mrs. Smith, do you realize these are "BIRTH CONTROL" pills?"

"Yes, they help me sleep at night."

"Mrs. Smith, I assure you there is absolutely "NOTHING" in these
that could possibly help you sleep!"

She reached out and patted the young Doctor's knee. "Yes, dear, I
know that. But every morning, I grind one up and mix it in the glass
of orange juice that my 16 year old
granddaughter drinks...

And believe me, it helps me sleep at night."
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[Angel_of_Fire]

:rotfl: that was good! :lol:

[Elsbeth McCoughllie]

:snarf: Good one!!

[Jeannie Fitzgerald]

Along those lines:


Father’s Female Problems


A young woman was having problems with her elderly father. The old hypochondriac had the bad habit of taking her prescription medicine. She had tried everything she could think of to discourage her father from taking her pills but he still continued to do so. One day, she tried telling him what the pills were for.

“Daddy, do you realize that these pills are for headaches?

“Yep,” replied her father, “I’ve got those.”

“And do you know that these are for allergies?”

“Yep,” replied her father again, “I’ve got those.”

“And do you realize that these are for…ah…female problems?”

“Oh,” replied her father again, “I definitely have those, too!”

[Buxom Wench]

:shock: :shock:

:snarf: :snarf: :snarf:

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

too too funny -- bothof them!!

[Miracle Wench]

:lol:
That is to funny. I will have to send it to my sister who has a teenager.
Thanks