Free Online Pregnancy Test

[Branwen]

Free Online Pregnancy Test


I wasn't to pleased with the first 3 "Paternity" tests that come up (one being Bill Clinton and another being Ralph Nader ). Needless to say I demanded multiple re-testing & discovered that the Father of my Baby Boy was/is the Mailman.

[Isabelle Fawkes]

Ooooooh, its a boy!!! 9lb 15 oz with brown hair and green eyes!!! Seems the father is the neighbor kid I seducedUhm...don't tell Captain!!!

[Lady Anisette]

A baby girl! and the father is....

Online Pregnancy Test: The Daddy Is . . .


Fabio
You little Fabio-stalking vixen! Admit it- the only way this could happen is if you tripped him and beat him to the floor. Congratulations on your cat-like reflexes.

[Leyla]

Michael Tyler Schwarzenegger
Yikes 16 pounds 3 ounces!!! Talk about pain!

[Buxom Wench]

hmmmm,........

first test: claimed "no pregnancy detected" so, they suggested I re-test.

second test: It's A Girl!

Mistress Robin, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby girl, and just look- isn't she just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby girl will weigh about 7 lbs, 6 oz and have brown hair and green eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!

Julie Amanda Fabio born Christmas Day 2006 (will be?)

and the daddy ---

Fabio

You little Fabio-stalking vixen! Admit it- the only way this could happen is if you tripped him and beat him to the floor. Congratulations on your cat-like reflexes.

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hmmmmmm...................I must have purrrrrrrrrrrrr-ed him into submission mrowwwwww

[La Femme Meow]

It took a number of re-tests to determine the actual father of my beautiful Courtney Claire. After determining that PeeWee Herman, Michael Jackson, Arnold Schwartzenager and the Pope were NOT her daddy, I learned that my little darling is the daughter of BOSS HOGG. Yikes.

[ladyleggs]

Okay, first I am not, then I am, and with a boy, weighs 6 lbs, which my sons each weighed over 10. And Janet Reno is the dad!!!!!!!Thats too funny.

[Lilaney]

How did I get the Pool Guy?

[Savantage]

bummer it won't load for me!!! my baby must be fatherless?! or an alien??

[Savantage]

You had to take your pregnancy test 2 times to come up with a positive test. snicker .
Dannele Kea, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby girl, and just look- isn't she just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby girl will weigh about 15 lbs, 3 oz and have red hair and green eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!

Boss Hogg
You little whiskey-sippin' momma, you succumbed to the slick, double-dealin' charm of Boss Hogg. Your child will probably grow up to be a Lord (slum or war).
Michael Jackson
OMFG! We didn't even know that Michael Jackson had DNA compatible with Earth women. Don't blame us if your kid turns out to be a Smooth Criminal.
Jesse Jackson
Wow, talk about "Family Values". As Jesse would say, "The implications of my impregnations has caused contemplation across the nation!"
Janet Reno
Oh please girlfriend, how could you? Have you no standards? Have you lost your mind? Have you had second thoughts, feelings of shame, or an STD test?
Well, it is Jesse Jackson because he came up 3 times.

Kelly Chloe Jackson 15 pounds 3 oz. *OUCH*
*courtesy of my proxy rosefaeries (since the site wouldn't work for me)*
now to explain this to my hubby who is guamanian(sp?)