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  1. 06-18-2006 05:38 PM #1
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    Ok I know it's not PC but it is funny....

    A fundamentalist preacher was taking a walk one day and happened upon a young girl who was playing with something in a cardboard box. When he got closer he could see that in the box was a litter of new-born kittens.

    "What kind of kittens are those?" asked the preacher.

    "Why, they're Christian kittens," replied the little girl.

    The preacher walked on, pleased to see that the little girl had Jesus foremost in her heart.

    A week later, the preacher was walking down the same street and saw the little girl again playing with the kittens.

    "And how are your little Christian kittens doing today?" asked the man of God.

    "Oh, they aren't Christian kittens, they're Pagan kittens," replied the girl.

    "But..but.. I thought you said last week that they were Christian kittens," sputtered the flabbergasted preacher.

    "Oh, they were. But now their eyes are open."
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    Default Re: really bad pagan joke

    I love it!!! That is NOT a really bad pagan joke, that is AWESOME.
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    Default Re: really bad pagan joke

    that was AWESOME....it made my day...must share said joke
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    Love it!
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    Default Re: really bad pagan joke

    That was great!
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    Default Re: really bad pagan joke

    wish more people would see religion that way
    but yes it was great
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    Default Re: really bad pagan joke

    ROFLMAO now that is too funny, gonna have to steal it, just gotta;)
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    Completely awesome!!
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