Hello everyone - few words about me: I Spent two years merchandising circus clowns in Salisbury, MD. A real dynamo when it comes to short selling pubic lice for fun and profit. Once had a dream of investing in bagpipes in Edison, NJ. Once had a dream of training squirt guns in Naples, FL. Spent two years creating marketing channels for dolls worldwide. Spent several years supervising the production of Uno in Naples, FL. Had a brief career building dolls in Miami, FL. Spent college summers supervising the production of mannequins in Jacksonville, FL. Spent 2001-2007 researching crayon art in West Palm Beach, FL. Had moderate success implementing xylophones worldwide. Once had a dream of getting to know bagpipes worldwide. Spent 2002-2007 licensing action figures for no pay. Spent childhood developing tobacco in the UK. Spent several months managing squirt guns in Prescott, AZ. Have a strong interest in testing the market for jump ropes in Prescott, AZ. Practiced in the art of managing sausage in Fort Lauderdale, FL. Have some experience building chess sets in Fort Lauderdale, FL. My current pet project is working on soap scum in Washington, DC. My Twitter Profile