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    A woman pleaded guilty to disorderly conduct in connection with a bizarre incident in February that resulted in a fake penis being microwaved at a convenience store.
    Leslye Creighton, 41, of Wilkinsburg, entered the plea Wednesday, and authorities dropped the same charge against Vincent Bostic, 31, of Pittsburgh, who has agreed to help pay $425 to replace the store's microwave, police and the couple's defense attorney said.
    Police in McKeesport, about 10 miles east of Pittsburgh, said the Feb. 23 incident began when Bostic filled a fake penis with his urine that they said Creighton planned to use to pass a drug test to get a job.
    The two stopped at a GetGo! convenience store and, after wrapping the device in a paper towel, asked a store clerk to heat it up in a microwave, police said. Authorities said they believe Creighton wanted the device heated so the urine inside would be at body temperature during the drug test.
    The clerk, however, believing the lifelike device to be a severed penis, called police.
    Defense attorney William Difenderfer said Creighton faces a maximum punishment of $300 and 90 days in jail when she is sentenced Nov. 15 by McKeesport District Judge Doug Reed. Difenderfer called it "a humorous, but weird, case."

    The store clerk believed it to be a real penis...and still put it in the microwave???!!!
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    she wanted a fresh hot dog?
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    Quote Originally Posted by biker
    she wanted a fresh hot dog?
    Have you seen the hot dogs in convenience stores??
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    Quote Originally Posted by Peaches O Malley
    Have you seen the hot dogs in convenience stores??
    hey Ive been to the orient remember? it doestn bother me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by biker
    hey Ive been to the orient remember? it doestn bother me.
    Good point.....nevermind. Iv'e heard a story or 2 from a friends hubby in the Marines...Holy thats not quite right Batman.
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    so are they in trouble because they brought thier own to a convience store or because it was obscene?

    who has a 425.00 microwave? haven't they ever heard of bleach?
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    The penis was full of urine...

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    so what was he thinking this time????
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