Here we go again.....

[Peaches O Malley]

Here's your sign......stupid.


PAT Robertson, an American Conservative Christian broadcaster says God told him a terrorist attack will result in "mass killing" in the United States in the second half of 2007.

I'm not saying necessarily nuclear, the Lord didn't say nuclear

"I'm not saying necessarily nuclear, the Lord didn't say nuclear," Mr Robertson said on his television show The 700 Club. "It'll be mass killing, possibly millions of people, major cities.
"The evil people will come after this country and there's a possibility, not a possibility, a definite certainty, that chaos is going to rule."
Mr Robertson told viewers they should not be afraid because "if you get blown up or something, you go to heaven; that's the worst thing that will happen to you".
He said God conveyed this message to him during an annual prayer retreat. He said he has received other messages during past retreats.
The broadcaster's 2006 forecast of heavy storm damage in coastal areas was followed by the second-lightest hurricane season since 1995. However, he said his prediction was borne out by storms in New England, Denver, the Pacific Northwest and the Philippines.
God did not warn him of any natural disasters this year, he said.
Mr Robertson, 76, reaches about a million viewers daily on the Christian Broadcasting Network, which he founded. He is credited for helping to shape political views of evangelical Christians, a vibrant force in the Republican Party, and campaigned for the presidency as a Republican in 1988.
He claims on his website that he can leg-press 2,000lb, thanks to an energy drink he promotes.

[Buxom Wench]

This has got to be one of the most stupid, ignorant, self serving things I have heard in a long time.

I'm sorry but, how the frock can he predict something like that? Is he in on a plan for this destruction? Has he heard things that maybe HS should know about? Has he had direct threats?

Great Goddess! And to tell everyone not to be afraid because they're going to heaven?!?!?!? HELLO?!?! Idiot, who says I'm not already there? One man's/woman's heaven is another one's hell.

Gotta go. This jerk just gets me riled and its NOT a pretty site.

[Selena]

Here's your sign......stupid.



PAT Robertson, an American Conservative Christian broadcaster says God told him a terrorist attack will result in "mass killing" in the United States in the second half of 2007.

So... I suppose that means that his god is essentially on their side, huh?

[Lady Anisette]

He claims on his website that he can leg-press 2,000lb, thanks to an energy drink he promotes.

Ummm..... just what the bloody hell is in this "energy" drink? Maybe Mr. Robertson is getting a little help through that drink of his, if you know what I mean.

[Kathryn Blakeley]

So why haven't the nice men in the white coats taken him off to a nice padded room yet?

Dontcha think G-d would've sent someone else BESIDES this loser a sign that something bad was going to happen? How many of his so-called predictions have come true, anyway?

And let's see him leg-press those 2,000 lbs on live TV.

[Pathos]

Remember...this is the same god that told Pat he'd win the Presidency if he ran.

I guess god likes a good practical joke.

[Gemdrite]

So why haven't the nice men in the white coats taken him off to a nice padded room yet?

Dontcha think G-d would've sent someone else BESIDES this loser a sign that something bad was going to happen? How many of his so-called predictions have come true, anyway?

And let's see him leg-press those 2,000 lbs on live TV.

No, not really. If you really look into the bible, you see that God used a bunch of "losers" to preach to others. I should find the list, but I remember offhand that he used an alcoholic, and prostitutes.

However, I think dear old Pat is high on something, and the man really should share the wealth. If he really did receive some kind of vision or something, I have high doubts that it was from God...maybe he forgot to turn off the television before smoking.

[Kathryn Blakeley]

No, not really. If you really look into the bible, you see that God used a bunch of "losers" to preach to others. I should find the list, but I remember offhand that he used an alcoholic, and prostitutes.

Ah, I see...*makes a mental note about that*

Sorry if I offended anyone by calling some prophets or anything losers because I called Pat a loser. Well...he really is.

Let's see how much cocaine/heroin/weed he's got stocked up in his house. I'd laugh if it was like that scene in Scarface.

[surlywench]

Remember...this is the same god that told Pat he'd win the Presidency if he ran.

I guess god likes a good practical joke.

Today?

You are my favorite.

[surlywench]

Poor Mr. Robertson.
He just *doesn't* get it. Every *single* *time* God has chosen a prophet, it's been a reluctant and wholly resisitant one. The Bible is full of people who went "I am NOT doin THAT!! What are You, NUTS?!?!?" straight in God's face. That was part of the whole point in why they were chosen.

Pat...he just likes the spotlight a little too much, you know?

and 2,000 lbs? That's the new math, there... What a phenominal liar.
Seriously *Phe*no*min*al*