Got this from my father in law - a navite of Pgh.
Temperature Conversion Chart
@ +70 degrees:
Floridians turn on the heat and unpack the thermal underwear.
People in Pennsylvania go swimming in the Rivers.
@ +60 degrees:
North Carolinians try to turn on the heat.
People in Pennsylvanians plant gardens.
@ +50 degrees:
Floridians shiver uncontrollably.
People in Pennsylvania sunbathe.
@ +40 degrees:
Italian & English cars won't start.
People in Pennsylvania drive with the windows down.
@ +32 degrees:
Distilled water freezes.
The Monongahela and Ohio River water gets thicker.
@ +20 degrees:
Floridians put on coats, thermal underwear, gloves and woolly hats.
People in Pennsylvania throw on a flannel shirt.
@ +15 degrees:
Philadelphia landlords finally turn up the heat.
People in Pittsburgh have the last cookout before it gets cold.
@ +10 degrees:
People in Miami all die.
Steeler fans lick the flagpole.
@ 0 degrees:
Floridians fly away to Mexico.
People in Pennsylvania get out their winter coats.
@ -10 degrees:
The Girl Scouts in Pennsylvania are selling cookies door to door.
@ -25 degrees:
Polar bears begin to evacuate the Arctic.
Pennsylvania Boy Scouts postpone "Winter Survival" classes until it gets cold enough.
@ -30 degrees:
Mount St. Helen's freezes.
People in Pennsylvania rent some videos.
@ -40 degrees:
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Steeler fans get frustrated because they can't thaw the keg.
@ -45 degrees:
Microbial life no longer survives on dairy products.
Cows in Pennsylvania complain about farmers with cold hands.
@ -60 degrees:
ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero in the Kelvin scale).
People in Pittsburgh start saying, "Cold 'nuff for ya?"
@ -100 degrees:
Hell freezes over.
The Cleveland Browns win the Super Bowl!