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    A South Carolina farm wife called the local phone company to
    report her telephone failed to ring when her friends called - and
    on the few occasions when it did ring, her dog always moaned
    right before the phone rang.

    The telephone repairman proceeded to the scene, curious to see
    this psychic dog or senile lady. He climbed a telephone pole,
    hooked in his test set, and dialed the subscriber's house. The
    phone didn't ring right away, but then the dog moaned and the
    telephone began to ring. Climbing down from the pole, the telephone
    repairman found :

    1. The dog was tied to the telephone system's ground wire with a
    steel chain and collar.

    2. The wire connection to the ground rod was loose.

    3. The dog was receiving 90 volts of signaling current when the
    number was called.

    4. After a couple of jolts, the dog would start moaning and then
    urinate.

    5. The wet ground would complete the circuit, thus causing the
    phone to ring.

    Which demonstrates that some problems CAN be fixed by pissing and
    moaning.

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    A South Carolina farm wife called the local phone company to
    report her telephone failed to ring when her friends called - and
    on the few occasions when it did ring, her dog always moaned
    right before the phone rang.

    The telephone repairman proceeded to the scene, curious to see
    this psychic dog or senile lady. He climbed a telephone pole,
    hooked in his test set, and dialed the subscriber's house. The
    phone didn't ring right away, but then the dog moaned and the
    telephone began to ring. Climbing down from the pole, the telephone
    repairman found :

    1. The dog was tied to the telephone system's ground wire with a
    steel chain and collar.

    2. The wire connection to the ground rod was loose.

    3. The dog was receiving 90 volts of signaling current when the
    number was called.

    4. After a couple of jolts, the dog would start moaning and then
    urinate.

    5. The wet ground would complete the circuit, thus causing the
    phone to ring.

    Which demonstrates that some problems CAN be fixed by pissing and
    moaning.

    Just thought you'd like to know.
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    Oh good grief! Coffee on the computer screen again!!!!!!!

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