I, Susan McMaster, Wench #1837, AKA Great Kate Roundbosoms, AKA Kate Great Roundbosoms to my most excellent friends, accept the nomination of Sheila Lind and Tammy Andress to run for reelection.
I have been attending faire in garb since 2000. I have been a member of Friends of Faire since 2001. I have attended large faires in Michigan, St. Louis, Texas, Ohio, Kansas City and our beloved Bristol. I have attended many small faires and also worked as a street performer at the Ohio State Renaissance Festival. I have also done various community and college theatre.
I am 38 years old. I own the largest female owned and operated property management company in DeKalb (IL) county. I am a member of Whose Who is Executives and Professionals. I have received a lifetime achievement award from Whose Who's National Registry. I have been appointed to various committees including the Mayorial committees and landlord/tenant committees. Additionally, I am recognized as an expert auditor. I strive to be honest and fair in all of my personal and professional endeavors. I have two children. Emily is soon to be 16 and is the reigning Miss Teen US Beauty (National Title holder). Steven is eight and loves coming to the faire. In addition to these activities I am slowly pursuing a master's in English and a teaching certificate.
Enough boring crap:
I need to have FUN! I am responsible and honest and enjoy the opportunity to get out there out of my business suit and just play. This year is the year to PLAY! Bristol has learned not to be afraid of us. We have proved that we aren't wild sluts. We have earned their respect. Now is the time to uncover our rogueing brotherhood and expose their soft underbellies for our amusement. I want to start the games! I want to promote and encourage "rose tags" and "double dare" as well as a variety of scavenger hunt projects! There is a reason that the Lt. Madame has been referred to as the Madame of Vice or the Mistress of Mayhem! Follow me girls down the road of ruin in a hilarious, riotous, fun-loving, and tasteful manner! No, that isn't an oxymoron -- at my age I have learned a few tricks LOL!
Serious, I want to do more and be more of a presence at faire. I want to make the wench walks more fun and larger than life. I want them to reflect the best of street performance. I love it when Tammy or Lane or so many other of you really get in to it and make it our own! I want to spend more time meeting, greeting, and playing together!
May I please have your vote!
"If all the young laddies were sheep in the clover, I'd be the Scotsman to ram the all over"
Hugs and kisses,