Q: How was your weekend?
A: I met great new friends. Had a little tail which first got plucked then was repositioned. Met up with some old friends. Met God and Mother of God. Bought a pin to support a great case. Listened to Drowned Kittens Mew! Had some food. Was watched by fallic looking ballons. I think they were ballons. Had a few too many Oreo Cookies and a bit too much Punch. I danced till I was dizzy. I Happily Got Boned. Oh, and I Woke Up Alive the next day!!
The questioner is speechless!