Once upon a tyme, there was a faire. It was a small faire, but the folk within the shire were friendly, and pure of heart, and welcomed newcomers into their shire with open arms. There was only one thing this shire was lacking. Pinned Wenches. Aside from 2 ladies from the heartland chapter, the faire was devoid of wench walks, games and general wenchliness. This greatly saddened the 2 wenches there, who tried valiently to play games and have fun, but it is hard to wench walk when there are only 2 walking. It becomes more of an attack than a proper wenching, and so I cry out to you, sisters, to come help us at the 4-winds faire. It is a lovely faire, and needs a boost, and who can boost better than a bunch of wenches. I've enclosed the link below which gives driving directions, etc. all you need to know. If you come look for Cap'n Emerald Shaunessy or Topaz of the Salty Kisses. We are always easy to find. Everyone knows where we are.
Thanks in advance, hope to see you there
aka Tami Ringler