Joke--
An extremely drunk man looking for a whorehouse stumbles
into a Podiatrist's office instead and weaves over to the
receptionist.
Without looking up, she waves him over to the examination
bed and says, "Stick it through that curtain."
Looking forward to something kinky, the drunk pulls out his
penis and sticks it through the crack in the curtains.
"That's not a foot!" screams the nurse on duty.
"Holy shit, lady!" the drunk exclaims, "I never knew you had
a minimum!"
Wench #2353 Madam Cum Laude
Ren-Merc Battle Bytch #840
Scavenger Wench
Consort to the self-proclaimed Northern TX King of the Squirrels
Have to send that one to my mother. Thanks.
I'Cin
Indolent Cin of the Seven Deadly Cins (I\'Cin)
IWG#2197, MDRF Local 42 (We ARE the answer!)
Privateer #419 (currently not assigned a ship)
Mercenary #630
Clan McBubba member #666
Mum to Lavender Dragon (among others)
\"As with women everywhere, those of Forebridge valued kindness; they were fond of it; but they did not surrender their virtue to it. They preferred heroes - or rogues.\" Stephen R. Donaldson, \"Reave the Just\"
Too early in the morning and I've only had 2 cups of coffee. But after a second I got it and OMG :rotfl: sometimes it's funnier if you don't get it right away ;)
Malina Marisco
Wench #2629
Local 34 The Guild of the Garter
80.7% FaireFolk Corrupt
$1 table fabric addict :)
\"I went to a restaurant that serves \"breakfast at any time\". So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.\" - Steven Wright
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Good One!
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