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    ok had to post this!

    http://courttv.com/news/2004/0729/sextoys_ap.html

    Federal appeals court upholds Alabama ban on sale of sex toys


    BIRMINGHAM, Ala. (AP) — A federal appeals court Wednesday upheld a 1998 Alabama law banning the sale of sex toys in the state, ruling the Constitution doesn't include a right to sexual privacy.

    In a 2-1 decision overturning a lower court, a three-judge panel of the 11th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals said the state has a right to police the sale of devices that can be sexually stimulating.

    The American Civil Liberties Union, which represented merchants and users who sued to overturn the law, asked the appeals court to rule that the Constitution included a right to sexual privacy that the ban on sex toy sales would violate. The court declined, indicating such a decision could lead down other paths.

    "If the people of Alabama in time decide that a prohibition on sex toys is misguided, or ineffective, or just plain silly, they can repeal the law and be finished with the matter," the court said.
    Who's with me I say we load up a truck and set up at the closest exit to Alabama and have a one day only toy sale... we make a killing!
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    We had something similar happen not to far from where I live, in a small town, can't for the life of me remember the name. The local news (something I rarely watch) had shown a preveiw for the segment, thinking it intriging I suffered through the news to hear it. They had arrested a women who was having women's parties, well more like a class really to help the women to be more comfertable sexualy, and she sold sex toys. They had arrested her because this little town had banned the selling of sex toys, but once she got out of jail she went else where with her wares.

    This is rediculous, it's no one's business if you want or need that type stimulation. It really doesn't make since pornography isn't illegal, but the toys are (in some areas) ...that's just wrong, or perhaps some of the men who make these laws are afraid that the women will have more enjoyment with the toys and leave the men behind. Plus those types of stores pay taxes don't they? The government is just losing more money.

    Who's with me I say we load up a truck and set up at the closest exit to Alabama and have a one day only toy sale... we make a killing!
    That might be entertaining to see! I can imagine the kind of money you'd make doing that.
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    I'm sorry

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    All I can think of is.....


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    No.1 your not sorry...

    No.2 Your not forgiven...(just wait till I get you home!. Honestly I can't take you anywhere!)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tinkerwench
    I'm sorry

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    All I can think of is.....


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    hehehe.... I like that, I need to remember it.

    Sounds like a plan to me.... Isn't there a state where it is still illegal to use any method of birth control? I think it is Mississippi or one of the states around there. Some people have no sense of fun.
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    I was reading this in the paper this morning. Luckily, it's not illegal to be in possession of one of these implements - I wonder how many folks would be put in jail? It's such a waste of taxpayers' money to go through with this sort of legal hoo-ha.

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    that's just wrong, or perhaps some of the men who make these laws are afraid that the women will have more enjoyment with the toys and leave the men behind.
    You're probably right about that! They're thinking 'these wimmin need to be brought to heel! Can't have them allowed to be having carnal delights without the involvement of men - heck, they not supposed to even LIKE their marital duties!' (because of course, no one should be having sexual relations outside of marriage.... )
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    how bout a fundraiser for some charity where you sell the toys and donate part of the profit???


    Or we could just take orders and deliver them in one huge convoy of like 5 or 6 16 wheelers. or we could load them up in trebuche's outside state lines and throw them to the waiting throngs of needy women and teenage hornballs


    personally i like the trebuche idea
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    Quote Originally Posted by shadow
    how bout a fundraiser for some charity where you sell the toys and donate part of the profit???


    Or we could just take orders and deliver them in one huge convoy of like 5 or 6 16 wheelers. or we could load them up in trebuche's outside state lines and throw them to the waiting throngs of needy women and teenage hornballs


    personally i like the trebuche idea
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    Wonderful idea Shadow! Let's use the trebuchet! (it even sounds a little naughty, doesn't it? -" my, my, your trebuchet has quite the reach and what a payload it can toss!)
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    Quote Originally Posted by shadow
    how bout a fundraiser for some charity where you sell the toys and donate part of the profit???


    Or we could just take orders and deliver them in one huge convoy of like 5 or 6 16 wheelers. or we could load them up in trebuche's outside state lines and throw them to the waiting throngs of needy women and teenage hornballs


    personally i like the trebuche idea
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