If a thing is worth doing, it is worth doing slowly . . . very slowly. - - -Gypsy Rose Lee
"I've been in more laps than a napkin" Mae West
My husband calls my boudoir Paradise Lost, my lover calls it The Tomb of Virtue and my friends call it The Palace of Industry.
Say it with flowers. Give her a Triffid.
Cry havoc and let slip the chihuahuas of inconvenience!
Friend of the Fat Guys - THE TinkerWench
Friend of Broadfoot
Keeper of the Harem and Short Order Cook of Wonderment - Church of Fred
Faith Trust and Pixie Dust!