Circumcised

[Lucy]

A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of the class was

squirming around, scratching his crotch and not paying attention.



She went back to find out what was going on. He was

quite embarrassed and whispered that he had just recently been

circumcised and he was quite itchy.



The teacher told him to go down to the principal's

office. He was to phone his mother and ask her what he should do

about it. He did it and returned to his class.



Suddenly, there was a commotion at the back of the

room. She went back to investigate only to find him sitting at his

desk with his penis hanging out.

"I thought I told you to call your mom." she screamed.

"I did," he said, "And she told me that if I could stick it out till

noon, she'd come and pick me up from school

[Alianne]

In a similar vein, when Older Brother was 4, we were in a limo coming home from Newark Airport after visiting my parents in Florida.

About a mile from our house, he announced that he had to pee.

"We're almost home. Can you hold it until we get there?"

So he did.

He grabbed his crotch and *held it* until we got home.

:)

[AnnaFaerie]

*laughing* Too cute! Four year olds can be so literal.

[Alianne]

*laughing* Too cute! Four year olds can be so literal.

Oh, he was -- *very* literal.

Didn't notice he was doing it for a few minutes --

(the Demi-god was only 4 months old at the time and was being fussy -- and it had been a looooong day. Continental screwed up our initial flight home, and the only reason we had the limo was because we ended up getting into Newark after the time my brother had been available to pick us up -- so after a good deal of bitching, Continental paid for the limo service (our first flight got cancelled due to ground crew error).....

-- and when I noticed he was 'holding it', I remember turning to David and muttering, 'He's *your* son....' :)