Don't mess with grandma..

[Silverwind]

Don't mess with grandma..

An elderly Florida woman did her shopping and, upon returning to her car, found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle. She dropped her shopping bag and drew her hand gun, proceeding to scream at the top of her voice, "I have a gun and I know how to use it! Get out of the car!"

The four men didn't wait for a second invitation. They got out and ran like mad. The lady, somewhat shaken, then proceeded to load her shopping bag into the backseat and got into the driver's seat. She was so shaken she could not get her key into the ignition. She tried and tried and it finally dawned on her why.

A few minutes later she found her own car a few spaces away. She loaded her bag into the car and then drove to the police station... The sergeant to whom she told the story couldn't stop laughting. He finally pointed to the end of the counter where four pale men where reporting a car jacking by a mad elderly woman described as white, less than 5 feet tall, glasses, curly white hair, and carring a large hand gun.

No charges were filed.


If you are going to have a senior moment, make it a memorable one.

[Lady Laurel]

:rotfl:

[ambar]

[I'Cin]

Thanks. It reminds of when I was a wee small child and my mother and I came out of the store, walked to the car, she unlocked the door, we got in, and she STARTED the car. I then apparently asked where somthing (can't remember what) that we'd left in the car was, which is when she realized it was the wrong car. We moved pretty darn quickly to the right one. I think it was a Chevy Impala, and I once stuck my foot up under the dashboard somehow screwing the wiring up badly enough to make it catch fire.

Fun times.

I'Cin

[Absinthe d'Accalia]

[Buxom Wench]

too freakin' funny! :rotfl: roflmao

[loril13]

(the coffee formerly in my mouth, now all over my monitor.)

[Lennie]

OMG, I can't believe you posted that. Just a couple days ago, I was at the corner store to pick up a cake mix. This is a small store, only like 10 parking spots and EVERY car in the lot was a white Pontiac (I have a white Pontiac Sunfire.) I thought I was at the right car, but the door wasn't opening. I tried for close to 10 minutes trying to open "my" car when a lady come running up to me and says "What the Hell are you doing to my car?!" I tell her, somewhat confused, that this was my car and I didn't know what she was talking about. On my back driverside window I have a little Dib decal and I didn't notice that this car didn't have one. I noticed it as soon as I said something to the lady, and saw my car was right next to hers.......I must've apologize a thousand times and I felt so stupid afterwards^^

It's just so ironic that you would post something so similar to what happened to me^^

[Artemisia]

Ah, this thread will appreciate this:
(cross-post from Llamas, Beavers.... thread, I JUST posted it there!)

http://www.karlsonandmckenzie.com/da...voicemail1.wav

[Silverwind]

It's just so ironic that you would post something so similar to what happened to me^^

Not really... actually there is a government comspiracy that is responsible for tracking your movements and watching your every move. That is how we know what stories to post and when.

And of course you know that was your April Fool comment of the day.