Don't mess with grandma..
An elderly Florida woman did her shopping and, upon returning to her car, found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle. She dropped her shopping bag and drew her hand gun, proceeding to scream at the top of her voice, "I have a gun and I know how to use it! Get out of the car!"
The four men didn't wait for a second invitation. They got out and ran like mad. The lady, somewhat shaken, then proceeded to load her shopping bag into the backseat and got into the driver's seat. She was so shaken she could not get her key into the ignition. She tried and tried and it finally dawned on her why.
A few minutes later she found her own car a few spaces away. She loaded her bag into the car and then drove to the police station... The sergeant to whom she told the story couldn't stop laughting. He finally pointed to the end of the counter where four pale men where reporting a car jacking by a mad elderly woman described as white, less than 5 feet tall, glasses, curly white hair, and carring a large hand gun.
No charges were filed.
If you are going to have a senior moment, make it a memorable one.