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    >>David Letterman's Top 10 Drawbacks to Working in a Cubicle
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    >>10. Being told to "think outside the box" when you're in a freakin' box all
    >>day long.
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    >>9. Not being able to check e-mail attachments without turning around to see
    >>who's behind you.
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    >>8. Cubicle walls do not offer much protection from any kind of gun fire.
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    >>7. That nagging feeling that if you press the right button, you'll get a
    >>piece of cheese.
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    >>6. Lack of roof rafters for the noose.
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    >>5. The walls are too close together for the hammock to work right.
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    >>4. 23 power cords - 1 outlet.
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    >>3. Prison cells are not only bigger, they also have beds.
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    >>2. The carpet has been there since 1976 and shows more signs of life than
    >>your coworkers.
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    >>And the Number 1 drawback to working in a cubicle is...
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    >>1. You can't walk out and slam the door when you quit.
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    OMG

    must squeegie pepsi off srenns now thanx
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    @#^% #*@& [email protected] @#)$(% !!!!!!!


    They've already told me I laugh too loudly for this place, and that's just the sort of thing I need to read here.

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    If only I had a decent pic of our cubicle hell. Nevada, dear, you hit the nail straight thru the bloody board. I am sharing this with all my teammates.

    I was just chastised, for being disparaging about my clients even though the call was completed. I am just too loud.
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    sit near a couple of co workers who are reaaallyy loud and one is verryy negative....thats cool but my customer can hear them so gets touchy on occassion...i loved the cheese one...its a bit like that here
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    Try having a pod PARTNER....yes, two cubicles connected together by a half wall so we are in each other's space! LOL. Luckily I wuv her.... the last biotch that was in her position would have made me homicidal. (we had different space when she was here)
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    *Wants to be Lucy's cube buddy.* Ahem.
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    Awwwww...i lurves you sweetie! *hugglez*

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    haven't been in an actual cubicle in years, but i AM crammed in a small office with 2 other account managers....
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    ya know what would be fun...each of us post a picture of our "cube space" to this topic! See whos is the worst! lol
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