# 12
OK... I need some of my more experienced wench sisters to educate me on this one. I can come up with several ideas (all rude, crude and socially unacceptable), but I'm not sure what the correct wenchly answer is. Please advise.
"12. Know how to polish a sword so as to keep resulting patron drool from pitting the steel."
Many thanks,
Belle
SIGH.... so many males .... so few MEN !
Come, woo me, woo me; for now I am in a holiday humor, and like enough to consent
Hooyah! Now THAT's What I Like. A man with 3 feet of hardened steel!!! OH!!!!... he was talking about a SWORD?????
Life is way to short to live with your panties in a wad.
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It's a visual thing. Ever made a guy whimper by consuming a lollipop in front of him?
I worked in a sword shop once at GARF. It was great fun wiping down the blades-- long, even strokes up and down-- and watching the guys' heads snap around as they walked past. Whee!
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couldn't tell you if he whimpered, but I did cause a guy to miss two cycles of a stoplight - normal turn and protected left turn.Originally Posted by Ysobelle
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Ahhhhh... understood. Yes, I know how to do that. Also very good at putting an edge on a blade in such as way as to give a fella ideas. Eating bananas, popsickles or ice cream cones in front of my victims is one of my favorite torture devices
Belle
SIGH.... so many males .... so few MEN !
Come, woo me, woo me; for now I am in a holiday humor, and like enough to consent
Hooyah! Now THAT's What I Like. A man with 3 feet of hardened steel!!! OH!!!!... he was talking about a SWORD?????
Life is way to short to live with your panties in a wad.
Connoisseur of Men
Wench: 3056 / Local 74
60.5 Faire Folk Corrupt (39.5% PURE??? HAH... not in this lifetime)
Homepage: http://www.summerlands.com
'Tis an art form....
--M
y'es i'Tis! :D
I do so luuuuvvvvv being an artistic type wench!
Nice to find similar minded wenches to hang with. Been awhile since I could let my more randy self have full sway.
Hey... how you doing with that heat. Heart Phoenix hit a record 114 today. You ok?
Belle
SIGH.... so many males .... so few MEN !
Come, woo me, woo me; for now I am in a holiday humor, and like enough to consent
Hooyah! Now THAT's What I Like. A man with 3 feet of hardened steel!!! OH!!!!... he was talking about a SWORD?????
Life is way to short to live with your panties in a wad.
Connoisseur of Men
Wench: 3056 / Local 74
60.5 Faire Folk Corrupt (39.5% PURE??? HAH... not in this lifetime)
Homepage: http://www.summerlands.com
The heat sucks. It was something like 104, 105 yesterday here in Tucson. It's supposed to be about 110 today. All I can say is--thank heavens for air conditioning! I sold my car before I moved here, because it didn't have A/C, which was fine in northern CA. We drove it (a tiny Honda del Sol) out here before we moved out here to scope out places, and before we were anywhere near the state of Arizona, I knew I was selling the car and getting a new one here. Supposedly, you're not allowed to complain about the heat until you've lived here a year. Well, I've been here for almost 2, and I can officially rant now!
--M
I have seriously got to get out more and learn new things... I think I've lead a severely sheltered life. Hopefully it isn't too late to start learning new skills.
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one of the radio stations here in Houston has a sound bite about how to eat a banana in public. . ."you being the banana to your mouth, not your mouth to the banana"
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