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    This was over at Irish Central.com.
    Robert Pattinson to take on X-rated role

    It seems the lusted after “Twilight” star is looking to play the role of record label A&R man Steven Stelfox.
    Pattinson’s craved role would see him play a character, not unlike Patrick Bateman from “American Psycho”, sleeping with scores of prostitutes, taking copious amounts of drugs and getting away with horrific murders.
    The book which is supposedly one of Pattinson’s favorites was written by former record label A&R man John Niven.
    A source told the Sun that “Rob is a huge fan of the novel.
    "He is fascinated by the music industry and is keen to get involved in the project.
    "He's already approached producers telling them he wants to play the leading man.
    "If he gets the role it would be the darkest part he's ever played.
    "It's an incredibly adult character and is bound to shock the tweens who account for such a huge part of Rob's fan base."
    Though the film is now gaining momentum and investors are looking at it Pattinson is going to have to lobby hard for his desired role. The author, John Niven, confessed that he does not know who Pattinson is.
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    Whoopdie-fricken'-do.
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    Only one thing comes to mind......

    "DO A FLIP YOU SPARKLEY BITCH!!!!!!!"
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    *snort*

    Poor little shiney boy needs to lobby for a role like that. Unlike when Daniel Radcliffe did Equus - they came looking for him.

    See, I think Daniel can actaully act. Cedwad - not so much.
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    Which is why Eqqus is a multi-run play, whereas this is "CUT! No, no, do it again!" movie magic.

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    Let me get this straight...

    You don't drink blood.
    You sparkle in sunlight.
    You're all angsty and you live in the woods?

    Dude, you're not a vampire; you're a fairy!
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    The first time I saw that statement, I nearly pissed myself laughing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by The 6th Rogue View Post
    Let me get this straight...

    You don't drink blood.
    You sparkle in sunlight.
    You're all angsty and you live in the woods?

    Dude, you're not a vampire; you're a fairy!
    Don't forget 'you actually like humans' and it's 'pixie'. Has a bit of extra oomph to it.

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    ROTFL yes! Pixie, that is the word I had been looking for!

    As an aside, he already tried a role that required *actual* acting in The Haunted Airman, also known by it's less publicized title - 90 Minutes of My Life I'll Never Get Back.

    I had to look it up to make sure it was him after I watched it because I think it was filmed before he got all Twilight-y.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Phoenix McHeit View Post
    Don't forget 'you actually like humans' and it's 'pixie'. Has a bit of extra oomph to it.

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